The Mary Sue

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I hated that her powers went away after she got advanced a couple grades. Like damn magic powers are way better than a slightly advanced education.

 

[CWCissey]

Fatalities in schools is just part and parcel of British schooling. Seriously, read that article there was pretty fucked up shit in British schools, especially boarding ones.

What's the death count in Grange Hill again?

 

[Y2K Baby]

Also, Matilda was a kid. A super smart kid, but she didn't know shit about politics.

Matilda would be smart enough to build the wall with her mind.

 

[Pina Colada]

The Mary Salt gives some typical "self-care" bullshit after the Kavanaugh Vote.

 

[Hummingbird]

How long do you give TMS to still be focused on Kavanaugh before going on to something else?

 

[AnOminous]

How long do you give TMS to still be focused on Kavanaugh before going on to something else?

They'll probably be on it forever because he really is going to overrule Roe v. Wade. He'll probably try to find a way to make rape legal, too, lol.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

They'll probably be on it forever because he really is going to overrule Roe v. Wade. He'll probably try to find a way to make rape legal, too, lol.

I can't wait until Brock Turner's Law is introduced and used to repeal the 19th Amendment.

 

[Positron]

How long do you give TMS to still be focused on Kavanaugh before going on to something else?

Kavanaugh is just the amuse bouche; the Midterm is the main course.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

They'll probably be on it forever because he really is going to overrule Roe v. Wade. He'll probably try to find a way to make rape legal, too, lol.

I give it a week before Trump steals back the spotlight again.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatalities in schools is just part and parcel of British schooling. Seriously, read that article there was pretty fucked up shit in British schools, especially boarding ones.

Ya know it would really be an interesting spin on things if Trunchball was actually just trying to protect the kids from Jimmy Savile's loli acquirer (Ms Honey) by trying to toughen them all up and make them instinctively distrust authority figures and Matilda went and fucked everything up without realising

 

[Hummingbird]

"My non-canon pairing is important, damnit!"

 

[Positron]

"My non-canon pairing is important, damnit!"

Before clicking on this shit I already guessed it is Harry Potter.

Rowling herself described lycanthropy as an analogy for heavily stigmatized blood-borne conditions like HIV and AIDS

Lupin, our werewolf posterboy, would be queer.

AIDS = queer. You're so progressive you deserve a cookie!

 

[Vorhtbame]

Before clicking on this shit I already guessed it is Harry Potter.

AIDS = queer. You're so progressive you deserve a cookie!

Lupin was infected with lycanthropy when he was a child, by a grown man who loved to prey on children. One would think that they would not want to run with the "molestation makes you gay" thing, but what do I know about progress?

 

[Hummingbird]

Getting rid of Apu? Still not good enough of a solution according to TMS and the original whiner.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Getting rid of Apu? Still not good enough of a solution according to TMS and the original whiner.

The Simpsons never had realistic characters, if you love realistic Indians so much, why don't you MarryApu?

 

[CWCissey]

Getting rid of Apu? Still not good enough of a solution according to TMS and the original whiner.

Because they're still not getting paid to share their oh so witty critiques on society to an International audience.

Fuck off lefties, you suck at the funnies.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

How do you solve a problem like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon? The question has been on everyone’s minds

I don't know who "everyone" is because from what I've seen, the people who aren't exceptional social justice activists – AKA the majority – just laughed at Kondabolu for claiming it was a problem and moved on. The only reason people care again is that that tiny minority of diversity advocates apparently was enough to make the creators write Apu out of the show.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know who "everyone" is because from what I've seen, the people who aren't exceptional social justice activists – AKA the majority – just laughed at Kondabolu for claiming it was a problem and moved on. The only reason people care again is that that tiny minority of diversity advocates apparently was enough to make the creators write Apu out of the show.

Lesson learned. Don't put minorities in anything. Let's make television white again.

 

[iafiv]

The producers of The Simpsons should have ended the show all the way back in 2000.The fact that they kept the show going is the biggest sin.Still its kind of sad that Apu got axed for a non-issue.I don't even know what a non-offensive version of Apu would be for SJW's.Like should he have come out as trans?Or maybe Apu be a character never in the wrong and perfect?
Also there's a Clueless remake announced.https://www.themarysue.com/clueless-remake-announced/
Unsurprisingly the folk at TMS want the remake to approach the SJW quota.Mention activism among teens in a 'positive' way.Turn the lead into a minority and obviously include a gay/bi/trans whatever friend.Its gotten to the point i can easily predict how they would update any old movie/show.I also find it weird that they consider Heathers a far more difficult to remake teen movie.I don't know maybe a Heathers remake could work.Have one white boy turn into a white supremacist that wants to blow up the school,have the black kid turn into a black supremacist that wants to blow up the school and for good measure add a muslim kid that turns into an ISIS sympathiser that wants to do the same.And our protagonist finds himself in a race to stop all 3.Or would that be waaaay too dark for 2018 and far too controversial?

 

[RockVolnutt]

"My non-canon pairing is important, damnit!"

The Stucky stuff near the bottom just reminds me of how annoying those fangirls are and how they demand it to be canon to the source material despite basically being his son even if he did grow up.

It's just really strange how we live in a world where female perverts can write these articles about what they masturbate to for "news sites" and somehow aren't viewed as massive creeps. Not that the Mary Sue is something to be taken seriously as it's a shitty feminism blog but it does try to have it both ways.