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Nissa is the character that proves they had nfi what they were doing in terms of an over arching story

Nissa, abandons her apparent friends and quits the gatewatch and goes back to zendikar because fuck the rest of the multiverse after they get their shit kicked in by Nicol bolas.

then immediately rocks up again to help fight bolas in war of the spark, with no explanation as to why she is suddenly on team magic avengers again and isnt back on zendikar trying to fix it.

and its not even like a cameo where she has a card but isnt mentioned in the story, she literally makes vitu ghazi (a giant ass tree on ravnica) an elemental and uses it to destroy a big statue nicol built, an event that features in their official story cards.

like

did no one sit down and just jot out some dot points as to what the individual characters of the gatewatch were going to go and do and where they would end up by the end of the story?
 
they should have remembered why they stopped printing novels in the first place, the vast majority of their audience doesnt give enough of a shit about the overarching story to make paying an author to shit out a novel financially viable,

hell it wasnt financially viable for them to pay someone to shit out short stories for them to put on their website, so i assume the interactions on the story pages were pretty dire.



Really the lesson companies should taker from this is, dont pander, because nothing will ever be good enough and yoru only one sped author fucking up a novel away from being literally hitler.
This! I'm astounded how terrible the business senses are at WOTC, but then again, that's what you get when you hire people based on their skin color and sexual preference/gender instead of talent, work ethic, and character.

I still remember my early days in MTG, when they printed shitloads of novels. Back then, my LGS had stacks and stacks of MTG books nobody wanted. The guy who owned it gave EVERYONE who would take them 5 copies of the Prophecy books (I think I still have some) for free hahaha. That's how worthless they were. They could not be given away. Why the fuck does WOTC think that will all of a sudden change?

The biggest question is why would they let this author change the sexy lesbian relationship of Nissa and Chandra? Did they think it was too far? I fucking doubt it. Maybe they didn't care enough to read his first draft. It's just puzzling to me you'd think they would WANT to get these tumblrinas reading, and they obviously are reading looking at the Reddit posts. So why piss them off too? Are they really this incompetent?
 
I still remember my early days in MTG, when they printed shitloads of novels. Back then, my LGS had stacks and stacks of MTG books nobody wanted. The guy who owned it gave EVERYONE who would take them 5 copies of the Prophecy books (I think I still have some) for free hahaha. That's how worthless they were. They could not be given away. Why the fuck does WOTC think that will all of a sudden change?

If I had to guess, I'd say that WOTC's thought process is, "if GW can get their fluff books on no-shit bestseller lists, how hard can it be for us to sell tie-ins to speds who will pay $60 for the shiniest piece of cardboard?" The difference being that GW has good, established authors who actually know how to write books, a setting with more character than a fantasy kitchen sink, and isn't constantly churning their play environment so they can actually take their time telling a story. If they were willing to spring for Dan Abnett, and actually give him the support he needed (i.e. spoil the whole plot to him in detail well ahead of time, give him a style guide on the settings/characters he's using, let him give feedback to make sure that the story isn't shit and matches the cards, etc.) they might be able to get their foot in the door on this stuff. As it is, they're cheap and lazy and think pandering is a reasonable substitute for effort, with predictable results.

The biggest question is why would they let this author change the sexy lesbian relationship of Nissa and Chandra? Did they think it was too far? I fucking doubt it. Maybe they didn't care enough to read his first draft. It's just puzzling to me you'd think they would WANT to get these tumblrinas reading, and they obviously are reading looking at the Reddit posts. So why piss them off too? Are they really this incompetent?

If the War of the Spark novel is indicative, no, they'd don't read his first draft, they just send it to the printer and call it good. Though if I had to guess I'd say that the Tumblrinas, for all their being loud, didn't actually buy the fucking book because that's what these people (don't) do.

[Nissa] gets shipped with Chandra despite having no chemistry with her because the shy, notionally straight person awakening to same-sex love is a classic trope of homosexual erotica, and we gotta tick those boxes.

Not much to disagree with in your assessment except this part, which is lacking a crucial detail: it's a classic trope of homosexual erotica aimed at women. Homosexual erotica aimed at men (gay or straight) tends to be rather more candid and to the point. Considering that there are relatively few women in the MtG playerbase (and even fewer real women) they should probably keep the romance muted, just sayin'.

Garruk, meanwhile, went off and killed some random no-name planeswalker, roughed up Jace a little to advance a random plotline, had a cameo on cards in Avacyn Restored that led to accusations that Wizards was promoting violence against women, and then disappeared from the plot completely. [...] He gets magically - and completely - cured of his Homicidal Maniac curse by a couple of magical YA novel expys at the end of the story as basically a throwaway so everyone can have a happy ending and live happily ever after? You mean to tell me WotC ruined a potentially interesting character to create a storyline for another character that got resolved as ceremoniously as a wet fart?

I honestly don't mind him finally being cured, simply because he was supposed to have been cured back when Avacyn was restored and popped the Cursemute to undo a lot of the suckage that had descended on Innistrad during her absence. Then WotC went "nope, still cursed," undoing his entire plotline on Innistrad in the first place. What was the point of curing him just to un-cure him right away? The Curse of the Chain Veil plotline dragged on forever and went nowhere, I'm glad that part of it is finally over.
 
I honestly don't mind him finally being cured, simply because he was supposed to have been cured back when Avacyn was restored and popped the Cursemute to undo a lot of the suckage that had descended on Innistrad during her absence. Then WotC went "nope, still cursed," undoing his entire plotline on Innistrad in the first place. What was the point of curing him just to un-cure him right away? The Curse of the Chain Veil plotline dragged on forever and went nowhere, I'm glad that part of it is finally over.
To be honest, I really wish it had gone somewhere. Garruk by himself is a boring, forgettable meathead. When cursed, he at least had the potential to be an interesting slasher villian kind of character who stalks and murders planeswalkers. Instead, he's...a meathead again, as an afterthought.

We don't even need him to be the green face planeswalker! They made Vivien explicitly for that. Why take away the only interesting thing Garruk had going for him? His beast schtick is taken by Vivien, his druid schtick is taken by Nissa, he has nothing unique now besides just being a giant beefcake for all the gay guys who like bears.
 
There was a new article on medium about someone who's quitting magic because of all the events over the last week. This is basically the Bible on what's been happening, and people are probably going to line up to fellate this. Warning: It's long and reeks of autism and 'look at me, i'm special.'


There are exactly two stories that I have read that made me cry in the past 10 years or so.
The first is “The Truth of Names”, by James Wyatt. It tells the story of Alesha, Who Smiles At Death, the first openly transgender character in Magic: The Gathering story. Even though at the time it came out I was not openly transgender, it still spoke to me on an incredibly personal level. I felt seen, in a way I hadn’t been before, by a major corporation. (Note: Alesha appeared in Fate Reforged, a Magic set about time travel that takes place 1000 years in the past; so Alesha has not and will not appear in ongoing MtG story).
The second is, well, the entire Ixalan story by Alison Luhrs, but specifically “The Flood”. Two of the main characters are Jace Beleren, a human, and Vraska, a gorgon. I’m going to summarize main parts of that story here to make my point, but if you haven’t read it before, you really should, whether you read Magic the Gathering story or not. It’s incredible.
Jace, one of the flagship characters of MTG, is a mind-mage. He was bullied as a child, “mentored” by a number of authority figures who lied to him and took advantage of him, and had his memories manipulated or erased several times. The only real relationship he had was with Liliana Vess, a necromancer, and while I won’t get into details of it here, it was incredibly emotionally abusive.
Vraska, on the other hand was born into a society where Gorgons were feared and loathed. She was arrested, beaten and nearly killed by the Azorius Senate, the arbiters of law on her home plane, for no crime other than being born a Gorgon. With few other opportunities, she eventually became an assassin. Jace and Vraska had crossed paths before, on the plane of Ravnica, where they had an antagonistic relationship since Jace was in a position where he had to be an enforcer of the law and Vraska was, well, an assassin.
Fast forward to Ixalan’s story, where Jace and Vraska cross paths again. I’m not going to hammer the plot point by point, but these two characters, both emotionally broken in different ways give each other a chance. True compassion and empathy for one another. They open up and trust each other, and develop a deep friendship (and, it is hinted, something more).
Jace and Vraska are, by all appearances, both cisgender characters. Jace is male, and Vraska female. This is not, by definition, a queer relationship. However, it can definitely be read as a queer analogy. “The Flood” contains the following passage:
It’s over, Vraska thought. He is going to remember everything — our fight, my profession, his title. He will hate me, surely. Gorgons are meant to be despised. Vraska cursed and swam toward her friend with a mournful feeling building in her chest.
If you take out the word “Gorgons” and replace it with “Trans people”, you’ll get a pretty good idea why this story resonates so much with me. Vraska is worried that this budding relationship will end, that she isn’t worthy of love, and her only crime is being her authentic self. (Technically she did some literal crimes as well, but not the point.) As someone who came out as trans after being married, that fear that someone you care about may reject you for no reason other than you being your authentic self was so visceral to read.
My story has a happy ending, my wife has been wonderful and supportive of me, the person I am. “The Flood” has a happy ending as well. Jace recovers his memories and continues to support (and dare I say it, love) Vraska. Any new revelations do not phase him and their friendship is strengthened. Jace and Vraska is one of the most healthy, wholesome relationships I’ve seen. While again, this isn’t explictly a queer relationship, it’s one that was deeply personal to me; and so many of the relationships in movies and books that I see myself in end in tragedy. It was a big deal that this one did not.
There’s also a big evil dragon named Nicol Bolas who’s trying to do some shit to kill everyone and twirl his moustache, and Vraska, not knowing, had been working for him. In order for them to escape the plane and take the fight to him, the two come up with a plan. Jace will manipulate Vraska’s mind, locking away any memories of him so Bolas (also a mind reader) won’t know. Then, in the climactic battle, Jace can return those memories to her, she’ll remember and turn on Bolas, the two will triumphantly kill the dragon and then, presumably, smooches will be had. This is not relevant to the Ixalan story, but is, unfortunately, relevant to what comes next.
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Outside of Magic fiction, the Magic community as a whole seemed to be taking steps to be more inclusive to folks who are non-straight, non-cisgender, non-white and/or non-male. Small things were happening.
In September of 2013, with the release of the set “Theros”, they released the first card to explicitly depict a same-sex relationship. “Guardians of Meletis” depicts two statues, and includes the flavor text “The histories speak of two feuding rulers whose deaths were celebrated and whose monuments symbolized the end of their wars. In truth they were peaceful lovers, their story lost to the ages.” Also in “Theros”, they introduced the planeswalker Ashiok, who is a nightmare creature that doesn’t explicitly have a gender.
In September of 2014, “Fate Reforged” was released, including “Alesha, Who Smiles at Death”, the first transgender character on a Magic Card.
In September of 2016, “Kaladesh” was released. The set included a new race, “Aetherborn” who are zombie construct type creatures made of the pure energy from the plane. They do not reproduce, they are birthed directly from the Aether, and when they die, they return to the Aether. The creative decision was made to refer to these creatures with the singular “they” as they don’t have traditional genders.
In October of 2016, in the “Commander 2016” product, (which is an auxillary product that is not legally playable in most tournaments) a card was made for “Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis”, the aforementioned Guardians of Meletis.
In April of 2018, with the release of the set “Dominaria”, Wizards of the Coast started changing the templating of cards to use the singular “they” to describe an unknown opponent rather than “he or she”. The set also contains “Hallar, the Firefletcher”. Supplemental materials suggest that Hallar uses an elvish nonbinary pronoun.
It would be easy to look at this timeline as the “first” time each type of queer character were introduced, but no. It’s an exhaustive list of all of them, as of early 2019. Progress was happening, new queer characters were being created, but precious few and most of them were created in the past or in incredibly ancillary positions where they wouldn’t affect the ongoing story. But it seemed as though, at least some people at Wizards of the Coast were putting some energy toward increasing inclusion.
In February of 2019, at the first “Mythic Championship”, Autumn Burchett, a nonbinary magic player, won the tournament, out of a field of nearly 500 of the most skilled MtG pros. This is the first time a nonbinary person has won a prominent Magic tournament, and throughout the weekend, the casters on coverage did an amazing job of always using the correct pronouns.
In March of 2019, Owen Turtenwald, a Magic Hall-of-Famer and member of the Magic Pro League, was uninvited from the Mythic Invitational tournament. Wizards made no statement for the reasoning of his removal, but Kotaku reported that he had harassed several female magic players. No official statement condemning his actions was ever made by WotC but he was removed from the MPL and his slot was given to Autumn Burchett. (He remains in the Hall of Fame).
Later, after another pro was forced out of the MPL after a cheating scandal, he was replaced by Jessica Estephan. The Magic Pro League stands at 30/32 players being male.
This is a history of tiny steps in the right direction, but steps in the right direction nonetheless. Magic remains dominated by straight cisgender males. It’s an international game with competitors from many countries; however, the pros from America are almost exclusively white. Ask any female, any queer person, any nonwhite person who plays Magic and they will tell you stories of times they were made to feel unwelcome, as though they didn’t belong. Inclusion and diversity are incredibly important, and while things seem to have been slowly trending forward, it has been all too slow.
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For one final piece of context, let’s talk briefly about Nic Kelman and War of the Spark.
Magic Story had, for several years, been written in-house by Wizards staff — people in the building who lived and breathed story, who knew the intricacies of lore in and out because that had been their literal job for years.
Wizards decided to go a different direction. This makes some sense, Magic the Gathering is expanding beyond just the cards more and more. There’s been talk of a movie for years that seems to have stalled out, there’s a Netflix show on the horizon. There’s new comic books for the first time in like 5 years. They wanted to have a whole department to work specifically on all of the narrative, not just on the cards and the fiction accompanying the sets.
To head this new division, they hired Nic Kelman. Nic Kelman is an author whose published work is a novel entirely about adult men having sex with underage girls. Graphically.
For more on this, check out Aemarling’s essay on it. To put it briefly, due to his past, Nic Kelman’s continued employment at Wizards is something that gives a large portion of its customers a great deal of unease. If WotC is trying to make the game a safe space for women, to increase diversity, then why the Hell was this guy hired?
This has been brought up, very publicly, by several prominent members of the community. Wizards’s response has been, predictably, to say nothing.
But I mention Kelman not just to shed additional light on his past but because he is in charge of the entire narrative department. Since so much of the work the narrative team does is done as a team, it is hard to blame any one person for any one decision. Yet, all the narrative missteps I’m going to mention happened only after Nic Kelman came on, and several of them seem to result directly from decisions he implemented. When creative problems stem not from a single person, but from a department, it is fair to criticize the person who is the head of that department.
The early decades of Magic story were largely disconnected stories. This changed with 2015’s Magic Origins. This kicked off a 5-year meta-story of Nicol Bolas’s grab for power. This was, as I mentioned earlier, written in house by WotC staff and released for free on dailymtg.com. The wonderful Ixalan story from 2018 was the last of this content to be written in-house before Kelman took over the department.
Kelman oversaw a transition: magic fiction would still be published for free on the web, but it would now be written by professional fantasy novelists instead of the talented staff in-building. This lead to mixed results. Some stories, such as those by Kate Elliott and Brandon Sanderson were well received. Others, such as the Dominaria story by Martha Wells were not.
The Dominaria story, the first to be released under this new model, contained a fairly large continuity error. Jace had been on Ixalan for several months, but pops up in the Dominaria story after only a week. This continuity error would have been easily caught by the in-house team that worked on all the fiction, but was published (and not corrected) once the department moved toward having a different creative write each chunk of story without communicating with each other.
This is, comparatively, a minor gripe compared to things to come but it sets the stage that problems were apparent immediately and not corrected.
Which brings us to “War of the Spark: Ravnica” by Greg Weisman. After 5 years of Nicol Bolas’s machinations in story, it all lead to this moment. The final battle between our heroes and Bolas for all the stakes. And here, Wizards of the Coast (under the leadership of Nic Kelman) decide to pivot back to novels. After 50+ months of weekly story published for free, the story will now conclude in its pivotal final chapter, and you will have to pay to read it.
There were MANY things wrong with “War of the Spark: Ravnica”, but before I get too deep on that, let me list a couple highlights:
  • Ral Zarek, an existing character is revealed to be gay and in a relationship with a new character named Tomik
  • Chandra and Nissa, two existing female characters are heavily hinted that they will be entering a relationship together
  • Jace and Vraska end up together, kind of
  • They defeat Bolas I guess?
But this novel was doomed from the start. A lot of things went very wrong with it.
For starters, it is now fairly obvious that this was intended to be the second story in a trilogy. It had been teased that if you sign up for the Del Rey Books mail list before the release of WotS Ravnica, you would get “bonus stories” emailed to you. It was eventually revealed that these stories were in fact an entire novel, “The Gathering Storm” by Django Wexler. (Side note, the Gathering Storm, once it was finally released, was fantastic.) The Gathering Storm takes place before “War of the Spark: Ravnica” and leads directly into the novel.
The first chapter of War of the Spark: Ravnica features the ghost of Niv-Mizzet, a prominent character who we had not seen die (he died in The Gathering Storm). The next chapter has Ral Zarek and company exhaling, having just won a challenging fight, and mourning the loss of Hekara, a character nobody has heard of (Hekara and this fight take place in The Gathering Storm). At one point Lavinia is telling Jace the status of the guilds of Ravnica, and the book literally turns into a 10-point bulleted list, explaining guild by guild what they had been up to during the previous months (all covered in The Gathering Storm).
Knowing that The Gathering Storm exists, it is abundantly clear that War of the Spark: Ravnica was intended as a sequel; and once it was clear that it would be made to stand alone instead, it was hastily adapted to make it as palatable as possible. Much of the story is poorly written, and it was my belief that much of it was first draft hastily added/adapted to fix the story last minute.
Nowhere is this problem more apparent than in its continuation of the Jace/Vraska storyline from Ixalan. If you recall, when we left off, Jace and Vraska had both grown beyond their tortured past, Vraska had her memories of Jace wiped, but they had a plan set up to restore those memories at a key moment to fight Bolas and were ready to pursue a relationship together.
Jace in the early parts of the book, basically does not think about Vraska at all. He does think a great deal about Liliana, his abusive ex.
When we first see Vraska, she is off-plane. She had recovered her memories on her own, then with all the memory of growth that she had from Ixalan, she had murdered a guild leader in service to Bolas and then fled. She is mad at Jace.
WHAT??? (Part of this was explained in The Gathering Storm, but I’ll remind you that came out much later)
Magic story had carefully built a beautiful relationship, set up a plot point to pay off, and all of that was destroyed, off-camera, between stories. If you were anticipating the resolution of the Jace/Vraska storyline, as I and many others were, this was a devastating letdown.
Jace and Vraska share one scene in the book, near the end, and, um, yikes:
He shrugged. “Look,” he said, “I already tried to kill one ex today. Can we table the angst until Bolas is dead or we are?”
She smiled ruefully. “Oh, am I an ex now?”
“I hope not,” he said, looking panicked.
“Don’t we have to be an item before we can be exes?”
“I hope so,” he said. “Um, the first part, not the second.”
That is a… not good resolution? All the care to build these two up as being in a complicated, healthy, adult relationship, and they’re both reduced to babbling teenagers nervous at the school dance. It puts them in a relationship that is moving forward, but so much of what made that relationship something worth caring about has been sucked out.
And to give Weisman the benefit of the doubt, he had to write a successful culmination to five years of story, that is a direct sequel to a story that nobody will have read, that contains 30+ main characters, had the plot spoiled by Wizards on cards a week before its release, and all the while was being jerked around by his publishers. Some amount of slack can be cut, some amount of poor writing can be forgiven, under the circumstances. But what should have been a triumphant conclusion was instead a jumbly mess, and you can’t mark this down as anything but a giant failure for Nic Kelman’s narrative department.
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Which brings us up to November 2019. I didn’t intend to write 3000 words of backstory before describing the events of the past week, but here we are. I *LOVED* Magic. It has been incredibly meaningful to me. The events of the last week MATTER because Magic was so important to me, and everything that has transpired has been a betrayal of me and others like me.
November 8th-10th was Mythic Championship VI. Prior to the tournament, there was a Magic Hall of Fame induction ceremony (that was, in part, rebroadcast on twitch.tv/magic). During his acceptance speech, Reid Duke thanked his friend, Owen Turtenwald, for all the help and support he had received.
It is, at best, tone-deaf for Reid to praise someone who had been run out of the magic community for harassment. Sure, they were friends. Perhaps Owen is trying to become a better person. But Owen was kind to you, helped you, treated you like a human and not a sexual object because you are male. That is a degree of privilege many female players did not have.
Also, the event was the night of the 7th. It was prerecorded, and then rebroadcast during the Mythic Championship. It was not livestreamed, so WotC made the decision, deliberately or not, to air support for an accused predator during the highest profile tournament of the year. Much of the progress that had been made making women feel more welcome, making tournaments seem like safer spaces, was undone by choosing to praise an alleged harasser.
During the tournament, MPL member Autumn Burchett had written on their basic lands “Trans Rights are Human Rights” and “No TERFs on Gruul Turf”. Autumn was instructed that they needed to remove these cards from their deck. Here’s a couple of important pieces of context:
  • Only the front of the card had any markings on it, and the cards were sleeved. The cards were not marked in any way that could have given any gameplay advantage
  • The art on the cards in question was originally painted by Terese Neilsen
  • According to tournament rules, cards that are autographed or lightly altered like these are 100% legal. The artist name is marked out on the card. This is also 100% legal.
  • The judge staff, who are on-site to ensure that rules are followed did not instruct Autumn to remove these cards. It was someone directly from Wizards of the Coast.
To be clear: Wizards of the Coast instructed a transgender competitor who had not violated any rules that they had to take out legal cards due to messaging that that person deserved to be treated like a human. A rule was applied to a transgender competitor that was not applied to other, cisgender, competitors.
Reaction from viewers was swift anger and indignation; twitch chat for the event was immediately filled with “Trans Rights are Human Rights”. Reaction from WotC was silence. No public statement on the ruling has been made.
Eventually Wizards semi-recanted, allowing Autumn to play with lands with that message written on them, just not THOSE lands, not ones with Terese Neilsen art. Whether this is a backpedal or not, it reveals even more about WotC’s bigoted decision-making.
You see, Terese Nielsen is a fairly famous magic artist. Her art is BEAUTIFUL, for a long time, I had a signed framed print of Terese Nielsen’s Force of Will art up in my house. She, however, has drawn controversy when people saw her liking Alt-Right memes on twitter. She’s done her best to cover her tracks, and refuses to answer questions about her beliefs; however, her refusal to answer basic questions of whether trans people are worthy of basic rights and dignitude is itself, an answer.
So, either Wizards thought the phrase “Trans Rights are Human Rights” was offensive, banned it, then backpedaled after to try and save face; or they percieved that “Trans Rights are Human Rights” combined with the crossing out of the name was a direct attack on Terese Nielsen and took action accordingly. Even if the latter is true, Wizards directly valued the rights of a person who likely believes trans people are inhuman to not have to defend those backwards beliefs over the rights of a trans person to affirm their own humanity.
This is severely fucked up.
“I am a human being worthy of rights” is NOT an offensive statement, and even if the statement were “Hey Terese Nielsen, I am a human being worthy of rights” it STILL isn’t an offensive statement. To react to that statement by enforcing rules specifically against a trans person (even for as minor a punishment as “swap different unmarked lands into your deck”) is doing the exact thing that was being protested.
This hurt me as a trans person. Wizards has for a long time paid lip service to the fact that they are a queer-accepting and progressive company. They release shirts every year with the Magic logo colored in rainbow. They even made a trans person card! Once! Five years ago!
But when given the opportunity to back up their words with actual, real action, they did the exact thing they claimed to oppose.
This was not only a bad thing to do, it was a very bad time to do it, as November 12th the novel “War of the Spark: Forsaken” was going to come out. And it had been heavily teased as the novel where Nissa and Chandra finally, for real, become a couple.
It, um, did not do that. Early reviews of the book were terrible and snippets found their way to twitter:
On Ravnica, in the wake of Gideon’s death and Bolas’, they had admitted to each other that they loved. But both of them knew deep down they were only speaking platonically.
Yikes. Also:
Chandra had never been into girls. Her crushes — and she’d had her fair share — were mostly the brawny (and decidedly male) types like Gids. But there had always been something about Nissa Revane specifically, something the two of them shared in that great chemical mix — arcing between them like one of Ral Zarek’s lightning bolts — that had thrilled her. From the moment they first met.
Now everything’s different.
It was over. Before it had ever had a chance to begin. Maybe, maybe they had missed their moment.
Super yikes.
So let’s break this down here. A number of sins. First, and perhaps least important, the writing is BAD. We expect more from MtG story than “had admitted to each other that they loved”. What did they love??? Each other? Lamp? Fish Sticks?? WE WILL NEVER KNOW, only that “they loved”; not to mention that the pronoun/antecedent is messy AF and it seems like we are talking about Gideon and Bolas being in love (you know what, I’d read that story). But this is so sloppy it’s hard to believe it got a once over from a single editor and we deserve better.
More importantly, this takes one of the few queer relationships (and the ONLY girl/girl relationship)in all of Magic and destroys it. For a moment it looked like lesbians or femme bisexuals would be able to see themselves presented as a part of the magic universe but it was destroyed before it could even happen. I’m not personally invested in Chandra and Nissa specifically but if you’re not going to have Huatli and Saheeli pairing off romantically, you really should have somebody. Lesbians deserve representation.
Lesbians (and queer people and also magic fans in general) also deserve to be treated with respect and honesty. If your book isn’t going to include a queer relationship, DON’T TEASE THAT IT DOES TO GET US TO PAY YOU.
Also, if Chandra and Nissa were the only relationship to fall apart in the book, that’d be one thing. Jace and Vraska are on thin ice. Ral and Tomik are on thin ice. Every queer and/or healthy relationship is crushed in this story.
But by far, most importantly, this is Bi- erasure. Chandra is, and always has been bisexual. For them to repaint Chandra as a straight girl who had a crush, that is over, and now she’s just into “decidedly male” dudes is straight up SHITTY. Don’t take one of our precious few queer characters and retcon them into being straight!
I thought I had preordered “War of the Spark: Forsaken” and scrambled to cancel the preorder once I saw the news. Thank goodness I hadn’t gotten around to buying it, and I won’t be.
— — —
Let’s put this all in a neat package. Wizards of the Coast, real talk time.
You claim to support women, to want more women to play Magic. Yet you broadcast support for abusers on your twitch channel and continue to employ Nic Kelman. When challenged on these issues, your response is silence.
You claim to support trans people and people of all backgrounds, yet you specifically discriminated against one of your only transgender pros. When challenged on these issues, your response is silence.
You claim to have a diverse fictional world, yet you destroy queer relationships and retcon one of your few queer main characters to be straight. It’s only been a day since you were challenged on this issue, but so far, your response has been silence and I’m willing to bet that continues to be your response.
Your words say that Magic is a welcoming place for all people, specifically for queer people like me. But your actions say something else.
I no longer feel represented in your fiction. I no longer feel supported in your game.
Unless something drastic changes, I am quitting Magic. It’s been made abundantly clear that I’m not wanted.

Here is another thing I forgot about, because again, it's a nothingburger. Reid Duke was inducted to the Hall of Fame last weekend. For those who don't know, the Hall of Fame is basically a way to get appearance fees for life and is only added to once a year with some requirements. Reid Duke is probably one of the most beloved pro magic players. Few people have anything bad to say about him, and he's considered a nice guy. However, he's friends with Owen Turtenwald.

Owen is another pro player and was inducted into the Hall of Fame. However, earlier this year he was removed from their pro league without any response. Turns out he harrassed women. Nobody really knows how bad it was, but he did admit and apologize for it, and has stopped playing Magic.

Owen was a longtime teammate of Reid, and Reid thanked him in his induction speech. This is causing more people to lose their minds, because in their heads once you do something wrong, you are FOREVER TAINTED and cannot change or grow as a person. Owen will forever be human scum and scum cannot have support or friends. Just look at the whole Zoe Quinn debacle with the guy who committed suicide for how they expect someone to be treated who made a mistake.

Besides that, this person is spewing a lot of words into the ether. Go on, have a read. Then close your eyes and imagine the life this person lives. I feel sorry for them.
 
These books are currently being written to court the female fan fiction / slash fiction crowd. You know, the ones who still wrote Hermione/Draco erotic fan fiction.

Remember when you had to piece the story together from the art and flavor text?
 
These books are currently being written to court the female fan fiction / slash fiction crowd. You know, the ones who still wrote Hermione/Draco erotic fan fiction.

Remember when you had to piece the story together from the art and flavor text?


Thats the thing though, the vast majority of players dont give a shit about the fluff outside the surface level, its why they have to shovel the theme of each set on with a trowel

Innistrad for instance is perhaps the second or third most popular plane in magic, but its storyline took it from gothic horrorland filled with vampires and werewolves to fantasy pilgrim land protected by angels and replaced werewolves entirely with wulfir, people hated the fact they lost the window dressing of gothic horrorland so they retconned it back in shadows over innistrad.

No one cared that shadows over innistrad making avacyn evil and undoing the cursemoot effectively meant that the original innistrad block story was irrelevant outside of lilianna killing a demon, because the storyline doesnt matter, only the window dressing of each sets theme (fantasy horror land, fantasy egypt (amonkhet), super Indiana jones adventure land(zendikar) matters, people wanted their dark gothic horror plane and depsite that fact they could simply i dunno, invent a completely new gothic horror themed plane since the multiverse is infinite, they just decided to make the entire previous storyline irrelevant, they may as well have said innistrad block was a dream.
 
Nissa is the character that proves they had nfi what they were doing in terms of an over arching story

Nissa, abandons her apparent friends and quits the gatewatch and goes back to zendikar because fuck the rest of the multiverse after they get their shit kicked in by Nicol bolas.

then immediately rocks up again to help fight bolas in war of the spark, with no explanation as to why she is suddenly on team magic avengers again and isnt back on zendikar trying to fix it.

and its not even like a cameo where she has a card but isnt mentioned in the story, she literally makes vitu ghazi (a giant ass tree on ravnica) an elemental and uses it to destroy a big statue nicol built, an event that features in their official story cards.

Bolas basically forced them all to come to Ravinca with the Interplanar Beacon (or at least lit the bat signal of sorts) and made it to where they couldn't leave with the Immortal Sun.
 
Bolas basically forced them all to come to Ravinca with the Interplanar Beacon (or at least lit the bat signal of sorts) and made it to where they couldn't leave with the Immortal Sun.


ah kk, missed that, (the beacon i thought i read somewhere made all planeswalkers currently planeswalking end up on ravnica no matter where they intended to go)
 
ah kk, missed that, (the beacon i thought i read somewhere made all planeswalkers currently planeswalking end up on ravnica no matter where they intended to go)

It's something like that, I'm not sure on the specifics but I know Tezzeret absorbed the planar bridge and pooped it back out on Ravnica to get the lazotep guys there. I kinda assume he had something to do with getting the Immortal Sun there as well but that might have just been Bolas.

Supposedly there isn't going to be Eldrazi on Zendikar this time. Why do I really doubt that?
 
It's something like that, I'm not sure on the specifics but I know Tezzeret absorbed the planar bridge and pooped it back out on Ravnica to get the lazotep guys there. I kinda assume he had something to do with getting the Immortal Sun there as well but that might have just been Bolas.

Supposedly there isn't going to be Eldrazi on Zendikar this time. Why do I really doubt that?


Apparently people really liked the whole super adventure land part of zendikar, and got mad the story developed so the eldrazi fucked it up

Hell i thought it was dumb that the eldrazi, ancient unknowable creatures from beyond the veil of reality, whod been eating planes since the dawn of time, couldnt eat zendikar.

Again, the multiverse is limitless, there was nothing stopping them destroying zendikar and just making another super adventure land, instead they cucked the eldrazi so i dunno why anyone thinks they are a threat.
 
Apparently people really liked the whole super adventure land part of zendikar, and got mad the story developed so the eldrazi fucked it up

Hell i thought it was dumb that the eldrazi, ancient unknowable creatures from beyond the veil of reality, whod been eating planes since the dawn of time, couldnt eat zendikar.

Again, the multiverse is limitless, there was nothing stopping them destroying zendikar and just making another super adventure land, instead they cucked the eldrazi so i dunno why anyone thinks they are a threat.

Instead of Nahiri letting them out cause shes crazy Oko's gonna do it cause it'll be funny. Least if I'm right in that they are setting him up to be the new big bad. Got tired of the Thanos shtick so they gonna do Loki for a bit now.
 
Instead of Nahiri letting them out cause shes crazy Oko's gonna do it cause it'll be funny. Least if I'm right in that they are setting him up to be the new big bad. Got tired of the Thanos shtick so they gonna do Loki for a bit now.


okos going to be a soft boi and have it turn out hes missunderstood and only was doing all this crap because he is missunderstood
 
There was a new article on medium about someone who's quitting magic because of all the events over the last week. This is basically the Bible on what's been happening, and people are probably going to line up to fellate this. Warning: It's long and reeks of autism and 'look at me, i'm special.'
I read the whole thing and I don't know why and now I hate myself a little. About 90% of it is about how they axed his fucking ship goddamn it! VraskaxJace was the most beautiful thing ever in the history of fiction and they actually totally didn't axe it at all and they're canonically still together but it's not good enough because the writing wasn't good enough, even though the writing for the whole thing was atrocious and severely mishandled. Clearly this is a direct and deliberate affront to troons everywhere. Then there's a little bit about Reid and Owen and the scribbling on cards and we're right back to talking about his fucking ships. How awful that the multiple gay relationships include conflict and are anything other than sunshine and rainbows.

There are some hilarious bits, like trying to argue that Vraska being a gorgon is basically like being trans: "her only crime is being her authentic self. (Technically she did some literal crimes as well, but not the point.)" Yep, I'm convinced, sounds exactly like a troon to me.

"[Terese Nielsen's] refusal to answer basic questions of whether trans people are worthy of basic rights and dignitude is itself, an answer" She's probably just busy trying to work out how retarded you have to be to think dignitude is a real word.

There's one actually disturbing bit in there. Apparently the guy they handled to oversee the story previously wrote a book about fucking little girls in graphic detail. I can see how people would take exception to that. (http://archive.ph/M41ZL trigger warning: author has a crippling citation addiction)

He lays out the real problem himself: "Magic remains dominated by straight cisgender males." That's the fanbase. That's the people they will actually make money catering to. They have catered to this idiot and his shit stirring ilk out of good will for half a decade now, and he's still leaving and not just upping and leaving like a normal person, but slamming the door and making as much of a racket as possible on his way out. What was the point for them again? They've kicked out pros who've probably spent thousands, alienated multiple valuable employees and all they got for it was a kick in the teeth.
 
There was a new article on medium about someone who's quitting magic because of all the events over the last week. This is basically the Bible on what's been happening, and people are probably going to line up to fellate this. Warning: It's long and reeks of autism and 'look at me, i'm special.'




Here is another thing I forgot about, because again, it's a nothingburger. Reid Duke was inducted to the Hall of Fame last weekend. For those who don't know, the Hall of Fame is basically a way to get appearance fees for life and is only added to once a year with some requirements. Reid Duke is probably one of the most beloved pro magic players. Few people have anything bad to say about him, and he's considered a nice guy. However, he's friends with Owen Turtenwald.

Owen is another pro player and was inducted into the Hall of Fame. However, earlier this year he was removed from their pro league without any response. Turns out he harrassed women. Nobody really knows how bad it was, but he did admit and apologize for it, and has stopped playing Magic.

Owen was a longtime teammate of Reid, and Reid thanked him in his induction speech. This is causing more people to lose their minds, because in their heads once you do something wrong, you are FOREVER TAINTED and cannot change or grow as a person. Owen will forever be human scum and scum cannot have support or friends. Just look at the whole Zoe Quinn debacle with the guy who committed suicide for how they expect someone to be treated who made a mistake.

Besides that, this person is spewing a lot of words into the ether. Go on, have a read. Then close your eyes and imagine the life this person lives. I feel sorry for them.

I can’t even say I’m surprised they’re a troon.

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There was a new article on medium about someone who's quitting magic because of all the events over the last week.

Troon garbage never takes itself out. He'll be back. These fucking troons just claim they're leaving to get your hopes up.
 
I don't really have much to like nor dislike with the Professor, though I did find part of his video to be amusing. Particularly when it came to criticizing the prose for being so poorly written. The latter half of the video was definitely far less amusing, with all the complaining about "muh biphobia." Nonetheless, I just find all the general outrage at WotC there days to be a fun spectacle worth gawking at.
 
There was a new article on medium about someone who's quitting magic because of all the events over the last week. This is basically the Bible on what's been happening, and people are probably going to line up to fellate this. Warning: It's long and reeks of autism and 'look at me, i'm special.'


I read this and am a little curious if it's a Poe. I don't think it is, but please don't extinguish my last spark of hope for the human race. A few bullet points:
1. At the start of WotS, Jace is thinking about Liliana instead of Vraska because there's a zombie apocalypse happening right now and Liliana is in charge of it.
2. Aetherborn are neither zombies nor constructs (though they are occasionally vampires.) Do you even play this game?
3. Ashiok has no gender because his body sublimates into warp energy the more he uses his powers. He's not trying to be the speshulest snowflake of them all, he is turning into something between a Chaos daemon and Freddy Kreuger and no longer has enough biology left for the question to make sense.
4. All cards from Commander products can be played in eternal formats (Legacy and Vintage.) Flusterstorm got it's start there. Again, do you play this game?
5. Ral is an Izzet mad scientist and Tomik is an Orzhov lawyer. That they can stand to be in the same room with each other is already straining credulity.
6. If it's a choice between Terese Nielsen's art and some buttmad troons who can't keep creature types straight, I'll take the art, 11 times out of 10.

tl;dr: Troons ruin everything. Never cater to them, because they can't stand anything not being about them. JFC.
 
He gets magically - and completely - cured of his Homicidal Maniac curse by a couple of magical YA novel expys at the end of the story as basically a throwaway so everyone can have a happy ending and live happily ever after?
I dont know about the Eldraine novel since I dont read any of that shit, but dont you go badmouthing my twins. They won my LGS's brawl league for me (by the skin of my teeth) and their battlebond versions are going pretty damn good in EDH.
 
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