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Stoneheart said:
Never, they are not smart enough...


Also, why are all mtg youtubers super strange ( Rudy, Desolator) or Shills?
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I'd assume the shills are rewarded with access and merch/cards. Rudy runs a business batshit crazy as he is and fuckin' lol at Desolator.... fuckin' Gravity Bomb and shit. LOL.
 
Ebonic Tutor said:
I'd assume the shills are rewarded with access and merch/cards. Rudy runs a business batshit crazy as he is and fuckin' lol at Desolator.... fuckin' Gravity Bomb and shit. LOL.
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Well rudy is from florida, or living in florida... And im not sure what wrong with Deso, but he is freaking out there fighting the power every video. that doesnt change the fact that he is a total autistic sperg(one of the funny ones)
 
Stoneheart said:
Well rudy is from florida, or living in florida... And im not sure what wrong with Deso, but he is freaking out there fighting the power every video. that doesnt change the fact that he is a total autistic sperg(one of the funny ones)
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It's hilarious how easy it is to find images of him sperging out at people on Xmage and Cockatrice. Hell I've had a run in or two with him on Xmage myself.

I tried to find the version of him sticking a lightning bolt in the spokes and with "ban lighting bolt" cause he was on the kick of wanting to ban bolt in modern there for a stint.

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Dude is practically a cow in of himself.
 
Ebonic Tutor said:
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It's hilarious how easy it is to find images of him sperging out at people on Xmage and Cockatrice. Hell I've had a run in or two with him on Xmage myself.

I tried to find the version of him sticking a lightning bolt in the spokes and with "ban lighting bolt" cause he was on the kick of wanting to ban bolt in modern there for a stint.

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Dude is practically a cow in of himself.
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Well the meta is totaly toxic, he isnt wrong about that.
 
Stoneheart said:
Well the meta is totaly toxic, he isnt wrong about that.
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Des? Is that you? You seem awfully adamant about defending him. He doesn't even know what he's talking about half the time and he's just flipping his shit at a guy right there cause he played a control deck. That's not a once in a while thing, that's a borderline daily occurrence.
 
robobobo said:
I've never followed chess enough to know whether there's been a face-off between the highest ranked men and women. There's a segregated womens' world championship for chess, so that's somewhat inhibiting possible data points.
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When have you ever known a sport to segregate in order to protect men from women competitors?

7 of the top 500 chess players are women according to wikipedia.

Women have a higher average IQ but the bell curve for men is longer at both the low and high end. Anything after 130 becomes a bit of a sausage fest.
 
Desolator Magic is the biggest fucking whiner on the planet.

Every one of his videos starts with a five minute rant about:
  1. How everybody is stupid but him.
  2. How the world is out to get him.
  3. His many diseases.
  4. How toxic [x] thing is.
  5. How he totally outsmarted person/thing he hates.
  6. How he carries a gun and will shoot anybody who crosses him, and
  7. How he will sue anybody who makes fun of him online.

Once he finishes his rant, then, and only then, will he spend 30 minutes giving his low-IQ take on a one-paragraph press release put out by WotC.

(and despite all that, he's still better than the shills)
 
Stab You in the Back said:
Desolator Magic is the biggest fucking whiner on the planet.

Every one of his videos starts with a five minute rant about:
  1. How everybody is stupid but him.
  2. How the world is out to get him.
  3. His many diseases.
  4. How toxic [x] thing is.
  5. How he totally outsmarted person/thing he hates.
  6. How he carries a gun and will shoot anybody who crosses him, and
  7. How he will sue anybody who makes fun of him online.
Once he finishes his rant, then, and only then, will he spend 30 minutes giving his low-IQ take on a one-paragraph press release put out by WotC.

(and despite all that, he's still better than the shills)
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He dox'd a guy I know while said guy was still a minor for giving him shit on twitter.
 
Ebonic Tutor said:
Des? Is that you? You seem awfully adamant about defending him. He doesn't even know what he's talking about half the time and he's just flipping his shit at a guy right there cause he played a control deck. That's not a once in a while thing, that's a borderline daily occurrence.
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Its not me, but he is right about the meta. there are plenty of games on arena that take forever because people have basicly only controll. Its just toxic, buid in some win conditions for fuck sake. My time has more value than a win in mgt arena, im tired of having endless games with nothing happening.
 
Stoneheart said:
Its not me, but he is right about the meta. there are plenty of games on arena that take forever because people have basicly only controll. Its just toxic, buid in some win conditions for fuck sake. My time has more value than a win in mgt arena, im tired of having endless games with nothing happening.
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It's not my fault you and des can't realize when you've already lost against a control matchup.
 
Flynt's Missing Pecker said:
Women have a higher average IQ but the bell curve for men is longer at both the low and high end. Anything after 130 becomes a bit of a sausage fest.
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Men also seem more likely, whether actually or not, to be blinding autists who hyperfocus on one thing to the exclusion of all else, even being sane or remotely normal. Look at Bobby Fischer as an example in chess.
 
Stoneheart said:
Its not me, but he is right about the meta. there are plenty of games on arena that take forever because people have basicly only controll. Its just toxic, buid in some win conditions for fuck sake. My time has more value than a win in mgt arena, im tired of having endless games with nothing happening.
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I play RDW and I just forfeit if I see turbo-fog. Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
Stab You in the Back said:
Desolator Magic is the biggest fucking whiner on the planet.

Every one of his videos starts with a five minute rant about:
  1. How everybody is stupid but him.
  2. How the world is out to get him.
  3. His many diseases.
  4. How toxic [x] thing is.
  5. How he totally outsmarted person/thing he hates.
  6. How he carries a gun and will shoot anybody who crosses him, and
  7. How he will sue anybody who makes fun of him online.
Once he finishes his rant, then, and only then, will he spend 30 minutes giving his low-IQ take on a one-paragraph press release put out by WotC.

(and despite all that, he's still better than the shills)
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You missed the part where he thinks alcohol is bad and if anybody drinks alcohol they deserve to have their dad killed by a drunk driver.

He un ironically believes this shit!
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
You missed the part where he thinks alcohol is bad and if anybody drinks alcohol they deserve to have their dad killed by a drunk driver.

He un ironically believes this shit!
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He's pretty exceptional.

Also this trailer for War of the Spark is too...

Ummm it's not 2006 and you're not the Gears of War "Mad World" Trailer...
 
Krokodil Overdose said:
Mr. Jura, I don't feel so good...
I admit, I actually liked the shit out of that trailer. It reminded me of the one Total War did a few years back.
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As a massive dweeb who like the lore, I enjoyed the possible direction this trailer is going. Since this is Wizards, I'm guessing they'll fuck it up and ruin it a the 75% story wise.

They cards they've spoiled for the set seem interesting, not sure if they're going to see play though. If the leaks are real the new NB was be awesome.
 
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