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Troons still continue their hateboner Crusade against Terese Nielsen, with this one desecrating an Unglued land to draw a self-insert:

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Always sad that troons are always upset at real lesbians. Like oh no! She follows some people on X. For all they know she followed Infowars to get a good laugh. I guess the real reason why people have wanted Rhystic Study to be banned wasn't because people got lazy at asking "do you pay the 1, it's because they don't like who she follows. imagine what hobbies would be like if we just gatekeep them all
 
If you think it's bad now, niggers are finally starting to leave Yugioh and getting into Magic the Gathering. I fully expect the game to eventually be full of bears just to make the game easier for them.
Would simpler cards and darkies be better than books written on cards and troons?
 
Would simpler cards and darkies be better than books written on cards and troons?
Yes, but I also don't think the guy you're replying to has ever seen a Yugioh card. The good ones are thirty lines in 4 point font explaining that you need to sacrifice 3 Chinkpokemon to search your Digidex for a Squirtle that you can then tribute to the shadow realm in exchange for drawing a card and/or winning the game on the spot.
 
Yes, but I also don't think the guy you're replying to has ever seen a Yugioh card. The good ones are thirty lines in 4 point font explaining that you need to sacrifice 3 Chinkpokemon to search your Digidex for a Squirtle that you can then tribute to the shadow realm in exchange for drawing a card and/or winning the game on the spot.
It's not like niggers have to read the cards, they just have to make whatever deck is trending at the moment and follow some white guy on Youtube on how to play it. They just memorize the artwork. You give them cards without it and they wont know what to do
Would simpler cards and darkies be better than books written on cards and troons?
Rather not have any of that and just gatekeep the hobby from the start
 
It's not like niggers have to read the cards, they just have to make whatever deck is trending at the moment and follow some white guy on Youtube on how to play it. They just memorize the artwork. You give them cards without it and they wont know what to do

Rather not have any of that and just gatekeep the hobby from the start
The funniest part of this to me is knowing that more black dudes getting involved with MTG early on would've inherently gatekept the tranny population.

Tranny: "This game is racist and sexist! Change it!"
White simp: "Yes ma'am, you're so right!"

Tranny: "This game is racist and sexist! Change it!"
Black guy: "Fuck off with that fruity ass shit, man."

Black nerds wouldn't have asked for "kindred". They wouldn't have asked for the titties to go away, although they would have asked for some bigger asses as compensation. They certainly would've kept the competitive scene alive a lot longer too. I say all of this as the honkiest honkey to ever honk. It's just the lesser evil all around.
 
The funniest part of this to me is knowing that more black dudes getting involved with MTG early on would've inherently gatekept the tranny population.

Tranny: "This game is racist and sexist! Change it!"
White simp: "Yes ma'am, you're so right!"

Tranny: "This game is racist and sexist! Change it!"
Black guy: "Fuck off with that fruity ass shit, man."

Black nerds wouldn't have asked for "kindred". They wouldn't have asked for the titties to go away, although they would have asked for some bigger asses as compensation. They certainly would've kept the competitive scene alive a lot longer too. I say all of this as the honkiest honkey to ever honk. It's just the lesser evil all around.
we would have also gotten more anime art, though some don't look too bad. Likely would have had the Final Fantasy cards sooner and be on a DBZ set by now. Apes could have been a viable tribal too
 
The Chris-Chan lookalike that scammed people to get $13K, only to get GTFO'd at the Canadian border, is still at it, this time wanting multiple copies of the upcoming Lowryn deck, while complaining about his commute:

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they would have asked for some bigger asses as compensation.
D'as riiiight!

They certainly would've kept the competitive scene alive a lot longer too.
Considering Yugioh still has a scene and is alive despite how bad it sounds from everything I've heard you're probably right.

I say all of this as the honkiest honkey to ever honk.
As a fellow honkey, I really don't mind them when they've been around others long enough to not act like retards.
 
Can't wait to add this one to my obligatory Krenko deck and make my friends want to kill themselves
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Hate to break it to this tranny, but Canada has laws about illegal immigration and you're not brown enough to take in. The only reason why you want to live in Vancouver is because you heard Kiddy Stroll was a thing in the past. Spend $5 on some rope and neck yourself.
Considering Yugioh still has a scene and is alive despite how bad it sounds from everything I've heard you're probably right.
I rarely see Yugioh tournaments here They'll list them at shops but not enough people show up so they'll turn them into other tournaments Konami should have been smart and balanced their game and made sure major tournaments have some actual prize support if they wanted to keep the game alive. LGS's will do the usual thing where they take a certain amount of the money that cam in for the tournament and put that towards a small prize pool of a couple of packs of cards hard to do that with Yugioh when not enough people show up
 
I rarely see Yugioh tournaments here They'll list them at shops but not enough people show up so they'll turn them into other tournaments Konami should have been smart and balanced their game and made sure major tournaments have some actual prize support if they wanted to keep the game alive. LGS's will do the usual thing where they take a certain amount of the money that cam in for the tournament and put that towards a small prize pool of a couple of packs of cards hard to do that with Yugioh when not enough people show up
I don't play Yugioh, but up until last year it seemed to be alive despite it being a dumpster fire people complained about all the time with boxes selling for $20 on release and the meta sounding like it's complete dogshit. They never bothered to make the game good and I hear if stores want prize support they have to take on piles of junk product at their expense. The fact that it didn't die years ago is a feat onto itself if the sentiment is to be believed, if it dies this year as it seems be going is not some unexpected event.
 
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I will continue to repeat my post that most mtgtubers are either fag, tranny or furry and I don't like that.
There are some that I will say are worth giving a chance, but it depends on whether you solely want commander or not, as they are 60 card deck streamers primarily, plus a guy who plays a shitload of vintage cube.

https://www.youtube.com/@FluorescentFungus
Two dudes shuffling up meta grade premodern decks and playing them to best of their abilities. There's above a 50% chance they're fucking, but it never comes up. The actual games are pretty good and the format is surprisingly balanced.

Just some dork playing legacy on MTGO. Healthy mix of meta decks and trying out new shit.

Another dork, but has done very well in non-WotC events. Basically the same as the previous guy but also plays high level vintage.

The vintage cube drafter. The format always allows for storm decks, so it's inherently fun to watch people combo off with a deck of one ofs.
 
Does anyone else get the feeling that they didn't ban Thoracle or Rhystic Study because of threats after the last set of bans?
 
I don't play Yugioh, but up until last year it seemed to be alive despite it being a dumpster fire people complained about all the time with boxes selling for $20 on release and the meta sounding like it's complete dogshit. They never bothered to make the game good and I hear if stores want prize support they have to take on piles of junk product at their expense. The fact that it didn't die years ago is a feat onto itself if the sentiment is to be believed, if it dies this year as it seems be going is not some unexpected event.
Yugioh is adding serialized cards to try and get box pricing up apparently.
Does anyone else get the feeling that they didn't ban Thoracle or Rhystic Study because of threats after the last set of bans?
No. If they got threatened we would know about it immediately with gofundmes for their "security" going up.
 
i never were into mtg but friends i know are they showed me lotr cards and some characters were black and i just laughed they didnt like that i was laughing at their game but thats how i feel looking at it alot of people probably are mad but i cant even take it serious mtg is a big joke
 
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