The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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DickMain said:
Ms. Dick took a trip back home recently for a funeral, and texted me at a point because the gas station she and the grandfolks stopped at (like midnight btw) had no working pumps and was ran by a jeet who didn't speak English. Reported the address to ICE that instant and I hope they threw his ass into the ocean. Seriously, imagine this happens to you and there are no other gas stations within a few minutes? You could be running on E and get some Gurpdoop who can't fucking help.
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This kind of shit is why I keep milsurp jerry cans in my truck, and have since Helene. And why I make a point to patronize gas stations that do NOT have jeets in them, even if I pay more for the fuel.
 
GluttonousManSlob said:
Even if they don't worship Lord Indra, he regularly receives sacrifices from Indians. There is no greater offering to his lordship than an extra crispy jeet on top of a train.
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A new Hinduism reading list was recently created good sir.
 
DickMain said:
Ms. Dick took a trip back home recently for a funeral, and texted me at a point because the gas station she and the grandfolks stopped at (like midnight btw) had no working pumps and was ran by a jeet who didn't speak English. Reported the address to ICE that instant and I hope they threw his ass into the ocean. Seriously, imagine this happens to you and there are no other gas stations within a few minutes? You could be running on E and get some Gurpdoop who can't fucking help.
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The Foxtrot said:
This kind of shit is why I keep milsurp jerry cans in my truck, and have since Helene. And why I make a point to patronize gas stations that do NOT have jeets in them, even if I pay more for the fuel.
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I can make it worse. Some canadabro in this thread a thousand pages back or so, said there's parts of Canada (infested by 10mil+ jeets since 2010 if you've been living under a rock), where if you call 911 and DON'T speak hindi (jeet language), they hang up on you and no help is coming.
 
llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
What happens is Jeets give the company jeet fatigue via saying they did work when they didn't. Not just once in a while - every. fucking. week. Burndown/Velocity charts are SUPPOSED to have a light at the end of the tunnel, which is this: Every month, someone is supposed to go back and check what work was actually done. If it wasn't, they flag your ticket. Get enough flags and you get fired (good). Problem is, jeets shit up everything with more lies and/or the checking-person is also a jeet (bad). Also the standard HR fare applies here which is U CANT FIRE THEM THEY JUST MESSED UP 100% OF THEIR TICKETS BECAUSE THEY CANT SPEAK ENGLISH, WE HAVE TO ACCOMMODATE OR ELSE UR RACIST, etc.
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This is why big software corps switch over to LoC as their guiding metric, which jeets then also proceed to scam by writing thousands of lines of broken, useless shit.
 
Spruce Supremacist said:
Had the exact same experience in Helsinki a year or two ago. There's some park that has a bunch of interesting and exotic plants and it was the time of the year when a bunch of them start blooming. Guess who were the ones disobeying all the signs telling you not to step outside the paths as to not trample the plants?

Absolutely miserable experience, I'm once again proven that any remotely touristy place should always be avoided if possible (or visited during bad weather).
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Reasons we should outright ban any jeets from these places
 
Arturo said:
To everyone dealing with H1-B underlings: do NOT train them. Get written up instead, take the L at your job, be seen as unreliable if that's what it takes but do NOT train these brown pieces of garbage.
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My company is firmly jeeted (jeeted CEO and everything, it's terminal) and their new plan is every time we do anything, we are expected to provide a bullet point breakdown list of what we did, our reasoning, and other things to try "if someone else works the case while you're off duty."

A bullet point list.

They're trying to train an LLM on the last 20% of American workers they haven't replaced with Jeets yet.

Which honestly makes sense. If you're migrating to a prompt jockey system, then you don't need Americans, you need a few jeets that can check when the LLM fails and make excuses until the client gives up asking for help.
 
Arturo said:
To everyone dealing with H1-B underlings: do NOT train them. Get written up instead, take the L at your job, be seen as unreliable if that's what it takes but do NOT train these brown pieces of garbage.
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Theyre not really trainable anyways. They'll get maybe 1/3rd of the job right even after working with them for a week.

As for burndown/velocity chart (sorry barcode man, I was unable to quote you) - the real kicker is if QA is human or jeet. At the places I've worked that were jeet infested, if your QA is human, you still have a chance to shed the deadweight. It takes a while, and the other jeets will try to get in the way, and what human actually *wants* to be QA, but it can happen.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
This is why big software corps switch over to LoC as their guiding metric, which jeets then also proceed to scam by writing thousands of lines of broken, useless shit.
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Yes, no matter what companies try, they are just going to become aware of it and fuck it up.

Different company I worked at from my story, wasn't number of lines of code, but instead just the number of commits. Same shit - they just commit half a function, as they write it, into their useless branch, to inflate the work they do. And again, as far as corporate is concerned, those useless whites are writing less lines of code and making less commits, so "gLoBaLiSm wAs rIgHt" also you can't ask those questions because eVeRyOnE iS tHe sAmE.

I wrote this story like 1,500 pages back, but at a different company still, we actually had a jeet whose entire job was to "educate us on how to commit code", and he quite literally said all of the above, 100% explicitly. ie, "yes what we are doing is wrong but they won't know that, so just spam lines of code with comments and also 20 commits and 10 branches for one small feature"
 
The Foxtrot said:
If it's AI, then it still had to train on some other kind of streetshitting behavior...and I'm not sure which I find more disturbing. :cryblood:
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I’ll take your word for it. If that happens on the regular where AI could detect and reproduce it, then Indians have no shame. Third world country doesn’t do it justice.
 
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