The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

"Hey, we need to cook this croc for our YouTube channel. Think maybe we should skin the creature whose skin is so tough they make leather goods out of it first?"

"Nah, it'll be fine"

The channel is also amusing because you have all these exotic meats to cook but blast it with the same ridiculous spice mixture on each one so it doesnt matter what you're cooking at that point, it's just going to taste like a spice dump.

 

[teriyakiburns]

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[The Cringe Connoisseur]

I put a pajeet in my town in Tamadachi Life and within the fucking hour I caught the bastard shitting on the street so now I have all of the others either refer to him as "worthless subhuman" or "inbred shit eater".

 

[Coldgrip]

Confess you bloody basterds whicj one of you named it ?
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LOL

I was expecting him to hit a powerline.

First time I've ever seen somebody brain themselves with the handle of an axe when swinging it.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Indian culture typically favors the self over working with others but we've seen that groups of them will do group protests when the cause is selfish enough. Since they know they could be getting paid more they just need to be pushed into forming unions, which might be easier because of their nature to clump together.

The flaw in that concept is that it doesn't take into account the Jeet need for relentless jockeying for power. In a Jeet "Union", they would all be brown-nosing their own officials until they thought they could backstab them and become a Union Official themselves.

 

[Scream Tail]

The channel is also amusing because you have all these exotic meats to cook but blast it with the same ridiculous spice mixture on each one so it doesnt matter what you're cooking at that point, it's just going to taste like a spice dump

Crocodile is actually decent and the skin can be used for various cool shit too. Just more proof Indians are wasteful, retarded and don't value the lives of anything other than themselves.

 

[GARFGARF]

So what are the best and worst pajeet nations? I know India is probably near the top of the shittest ones but there are also some Chinese ish pajeet nations that might be only partially awful

 

[Garina'sVengeance]

Then I remember why the Indian feels powerless against the street dog or monkey.
The animals are cleaner, stronger and sadly most likely more intelligent than the Indian.

The common jeet monkey species, Rhesus macaque : "Rhesus Monkeys: Some studies have estimated their cognitive abilities in the 90-95 range on specific, tailored tests."



Then there's Homo Jeetian: "Jagran Josh, Times of India have reported a national average of roughly 76.2, ranking India in a lower position, often attributing this to significant environmental factors". Such as being incapable of recognising speeding trains, HV powerlines, and eating shit.



Not to mention monkeys, especially the baby ones, are actually incredibly cute, as opposed to jeets, which fucking ain't.



Macaques are also accomplished swimmers, and having the IQ to resurface and breath instead of lying there and dying, secure a sound win over the average jeet, who can drown in a teacup.



They also soundly thrash jeetery in certain other areas as well.



just to rub it in, they're running the jeet hoods and pretty much giving saars wedgies while flirting outrageously with their jeetas right in front of them, and mocking them by accusing them of being poofs

But in our infinite 'wisdom', we import the sub-species of simian to come and infest our countries, instead of the little fellahs who'd get ahead better than any jeet.

Fuck that.

 

[quaawaa]

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[Runch]

 

[janer]

The Indian parkour master.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Aliens don't want to visit us because 1/5th of the worlds population is indian.

 

[Gamer Dan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-VJlm9C3-I8
You are going to ask yourselves: "Terry, what has climbing mountains to do with jeets?", and I'll gladly answer the question.

As a preface, I wasn't looking for a video on jeets, the topic just sparked my interest.

The gist of the video is that it covers three stories of obviously unprepared mountain climbers meeting a tragic end, but where it relates to jeets is that two of the three stories are about jeetas, both having the exact same motivation (be first jeeta woman to do [thing[), basically trying to get their hands on a lot of izzat. Third story is actually tragic - White war veteran that was emotionally and physically broken by the war doing something reckless after contracting deadly illness.

Going back to the jeetas, the first one wanted to be the first cancuck jeeta to climb Mt. Everest, and managed to talk her race traitor husband into taking out a second mortgage so she could go izzat farming in Nepal. She "prepared" herself for this arduous journey by taking leisurely walks around the city, and was so completely ignorant on the whole topic she didn't know how to put on crampon after getting to base camp. In typical jeet fashion she refused to listen to people telling her to stop being a retarded jeet, and only started begging for people to save her after it was far too late.

The second jeeta cretin is even more pathetic. She wanted to be the first currynigger sow with a peacemaker to climb Mt. Everest, but didn't even manage to get away from the base camp, got some sort of throat issue that didn't allow her to swallow food, spent the whole time there fabricating stories of being tortured by the sherpas and being denied her glory, until her condition got so bad they had to evacuate her by helicopter, only for her to die in the hospital the next day.

They should have photoshopped pictures of themselves on Mount Everest. Could have saved both their lives and their izzat.

 

[McSneaks]

You ever notice how hinpoos always make jabs at China for eating dogs or abusing animals? Like they default to "well but China worse because muh animal aboose" despite how they treat cows, dogs, cats, etc.?

The human spirit that allows every group, no matter how shit covered and worthless, to still somehow feel superior to someone else is truly miraculous.

"Yea, we might eat literal garbage that's been sitting on the ground for 7 days with our feet in it that we eat with out shit covered hands that rats crawl around in, BUT AT LEAST WE DON'T EAT DOGGOS!!!!!"

I mean, we would, but that's considering a luxury so the point still stands

It's like the Troons "yea, I might have raped 4 children and post pictures of me fucking stuffed animals on reddit but at least I didn't say the N word on Xbox Live 15 years ago" *insert smug chungus*

 

[Scream Tail]

I finally bit the bullet and put a dashcam in my car because of said trucking accidents, and because every single fucking time a truck tries to merge into me when I’m in the middle lane on the highway, it’s always a Punjab behind the wheel. The trucking companies that hire them should be dissolved.

They close and reopen under a new name. They're very good at scamming in places that are retarded, like California, Canadian and Australia.

 

[Garina'sVengeance]

 

[FILTH Tourist]

So what are the best and worst pajeet nations? I know India is probably near the top of the shittest ones but there are also some Chinese ish pajeet nations that might be only partially awful

India is full of Indians, Pakistan housed the worst terrorist in US history, Sri Lanka is a fialed state, and Bangladesh is between India and Sri Lanka. That leaves Napal which by process of elimination makes it be best nation on that sub continent.

 

[Ahriman]

SAAAAR

 

[man bun rapist]

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"Reignited debate around road safety and the standards expected of commercial drivers" Cool, so jeet does jeet thing, rest of Australia pays for it with more regulation.

Jeets should only be allowed self driving cars that drive 20km/h under the limit and come to a complete stop the moment a non jeet is within visible distance, Or preferably it should just drive to the airport and blast "Disgusting jeet in proximity, please deport, use of deadly force if they resist or talk back"

 

[The Hungry African]

The Indian parkour master.
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New Assassin's Creed looks Peak.