The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[black people]

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I laugh at the people who go to India to "find themselves", but all they find is a country covered in shit. Heh, maybe they really do find themselves there...

 

[Slap47]

Indian loves the Philippines for being clean, kind and efficient.

Cool video but i think this would have worked better

Some of the recent campaign/civ additions have been so obnoxious in their desperate reach to try and paint things that were barely a civilization as something worthy of a campaign/tech tree. The african campaigns was a joke.

Though frankly it has been that way since the conquerors trying to imply aztec/mayans were comparable to the already existing ones and had siege weapons.

The Indian campaigns DLC were unironically really good. Lots of different types of missions and they scaled up the battles to be insanely huge.

 

[7/11 Coffee]

Its crazy that Africans, the most backwards people on earth, can figure out how to use a fucking toilet while pajeets cant.

Would you feel safer in Nigeria or India?

 

[Waffle Iron]

Wait, they have an actual name for disgusting smells? I thought they were too underdeveloped to even understand the concept. Not surprising is that he is unable to see a connection between the higher prices and the country being functional. The best they can do is recognize a superior place to live and parasitize on it.

 

[DSHK]

Would you feel safer in Nigeria or India?

India since Im a man and theyre all 5'7 manlets. Id be more worried about the biohazards than the people.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Indian loves the Philippines for being clean, kind and efficient.

And any clean land that pajeets infest will eventually turn into a land of filth and piss in the long run. The Philippine government must be so proud of letting pajeets into their country without a Visa right now.

 

[JayseeDenton]

The Indian campaigns DLC were unironically really good. Lots of different types of missions and they scaled up the battles to be insanely huge.

I admittedly couldn't finish those campaigns because I was extremely salty they gave indians four motherfucking civs and 3 campaigns all to themselves when the indian civ worked just fine.

Maybe i should give them another chance but holy shit, india is not interesting enough to have that many game resources dedicated to it, and they REALLY reached for some of those. Gurjaras and hindustanis are two separate things? Really? Props for shitting on muslims, i respect anybody who does that but an entire civ? Are we going to give the knights templar their own civ? How about the east india trading company?

By the logic they used for that franks could be split into like 5 different civs and thousands of campaigns.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Saar plz stop Pakistan.

 

[DSHK]

LMAO @Staticness has been seething for almost a year now

 

[pollution jim]

Id be more worried about the biohazards than the people.

indians are more biohazard than people

 

[Slap47]

Indians debate street sweepers.

 

[Coldgrip]

Uh oh, looks like india might just get a new apex predator.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

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Indians debate street sweepers.

I don't think street sweepers can last more than a minute in India if it has to clean all the littered poo in a street.

 

[Waffle Iron]

They should be looking into snow dozers to clean out the streets. Those brushes will be clogged with shit before it made it out of the first street.

 

[Judge Holden]

I don't think street sweepers can last more than a minute if it has to clean all the littered poo in a street.

That and the hilariously retarded jeet cultural hangups about cleaning shit and garbage off the streets being something only the hyperbolically despised dalit "untouchable" caste can do means that they would have to allocate astronomical wages for jeets to even consider it worth being treated as a communal punching/raping/shitting bag...astronomical wages that will inevitably wind up in the pocket of local government bignigs who will simply mark down "SAAAR STEETS CLEAN NO BLOODY POO POO SAAAAAAAR" on their reports to higher up.

As for getting Dalit jeets to do it this is effectively impossible since jeet politicians are dependent on the dalit vote and thus will publicly throw choreographed shitfits about how they are being oppressed and discriminated against by being made to work in such positions which means that these vehicles would inevitably just turn into semi mobile latrines until the local hindoo priest declares them an abomination unto the sacred cow stool and thus orders them destroyed and the families of those who live near them raped and mutilated.

Anyway, let us spin the wheel once again...


Aight, apparently this is jeetland's richest state (though not per capita) as well as its most industrialised...but you may remember it for something else...


Also a google reveals that this is just one chapter in the sad story of the Bengal Monitor Lizard in this cursed state

"SAAAAR WE NEED THE BOBS AND THE VAGENES OF LARGE LIZARD FOR SACRED HINDU WILLY MAGIC SAAAAAAAAAAAR"

The sexual violation of reptiles aside, lets drop a pindia and see what sights greet our eyes...





All in all what I expected though the lack of lizard gang rape is a nice bonus

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

I watched the video (and the original) and the pajeet's language "skills" are really bad and downright scam-level (unsurprisingly).

Spoiler: Original video embed

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Spoiler: Language sperging

The main takeaway is that the pajeet pretends to be "fluent" by speaking fast enough that if you don't know the language, you might think he's fluent; he likely Google Translated most of the sentences beforehand and is just repeating them via memorization, not from actually knowledge of the languages; and he uses a lot of jumpcuts in most of the language sections, instead of just doing one take (which would probably be better proof of his "skill").

Plus, some of the phrases he uses as "proof" of speaking the language are phrases that are literally ~3 words long (something like "Long live Vietnam" for his "Vietnamese")

Usually I can understand thick foreign accents, but the "polyglot" pajeet has practically NO English skills at all, he's more unintelligble than the call center scammers. Half of the English section is straight-up gibberish. Also pointed out in the comments of the exposing video is that if he is a "polyglot," why is his English so terrible? English is like the #1 language that any non-English speaker should want to learn, considering it's the de-facto language of anything important globally. As another indictment to his English "skills," the description of the original video feels like it was written with ChatGPT; hell, it even has the "Join us as we delve into..." that is common in lazily-prompted AI text.

He also manages to fuck up basic parts of the languages he pretends to know, as pointed out in the exposing video. I know a little Korean, and while I wouldn't consider myself fluent or even conversation-level, I know enough to nitpick at his garbled mess he called "Korean." Some of the things I noticed:

• The pajeet managed to fuck up the pronunciation of the most basic pronoun, 나 (na, the equivalent of the pronoun 'I') by pronouncing it like 내 (nae), which anyone learning Korean would get right probably by the first day of studying.
• It sounds like to me in the second sentece, he fucks up the pronunciation of the Korean word for "Korean language" (한국어, hanguk eo) by pronouncing it more like 한국우 (hanguk u)
• He fucks up pronouncing 귀여 (gwiyeo, part of the verb "to be cute") and replaces it with an 고요 (goyo). He does this twice, when he calls female K-drama protagonists' voices cute (he says what sounds like 고욥지 (goyobji) instead of 귀엽지 (gwoyeobji) and when he says they are cute even when angry (ends with what sounds like 고요워 (goyowo) instead of 귀여워 (gwiyeowo)
• In general he is hard to understand, especially because he talks too fast.
• The subtitle translation is too advanced (and a little loose) for his actual skill level, based on his mistakes; there is no way he is conjugating this well if he fucks up simple pronounciation (these fuck-ups are too big to be from an accent; Korean has an alphabet so these errors should be hammered out by the time he's "making" sentences at this "advanced" level; as said earlier, likely Google Translate)
• In the thumbnail of the original video, the pajeet put both the Best Korea and Worst Korea flag, but one of the Korean speakers' comments in the exposing video says he doesn't speak like a Best Korean. Sad!
• I'm not sure what to call this but he has the really (IMO) annoying accent/inflection I hear in people who learn Korean as a second language (which I presume comes from Korean-second-language teachers and Korean media like K-dramas/K-pop because I never hear this in natives; he does the K-pop finger heart during the Korean section so I wouldn't be surprised if Korean media is why he "learned" it)

Also unsurprising, but the pajeet is:

• not very educated in the cultures the languages come from (mainly going off of stereotypes when talking about the countries the languages come from, also pajeet pissed off some Slavs based off of some of the comments on the exposing video)
• a weeb (Japanese is his second favorite language, he is a "hardcore anime fan" and read manga to get better at Kanji, and speaks the Japanese like an anime character; even if he is playing up the anime "voice" for the Japanese language part, he will randomly interject Japanese when he is speaking other languages)
• obsessed with White women (he said he "learned" Russian specifically to flirt with Russian girls, said in the "Bosnian" section that even if 100 Korean girls asked him out, he would reject them all (not like a girl would even ask him out in the first place )).

I found the fake polyglot's pronunciation his Greek to be the most noticeable. While I don't speak much Greek, I can obviously tell that this fake polyglot's accent and pronunciation are completely off. Standard Modern Greek bears a phonetic resemblance to Castilian Spanish (the variety spoken in Spain) to the point where Greeks and Spaniards frequently mistake each other's languages for their own from a distance. It should sound like Castilian Spanish when heard by a non-speaker.

Some notes about his phonetic pronunciation that I observed

• He doesn't pronounce the word γλώσσα correctly. The Γ (gamma) in Greek is pronounced as a ɣ (voiced velar fricative) before a, o, and u not as a x (voiceless velar fricative).
• He puts the accent stress on numerous words like αλλά (allá) (but, however) incorrectly
• ʃ (voiceless postalveolar fricative) doesn't exist in standard Greek dialects.
• He doesn't distinguish between the voiced dental plosive ντ (d) and the voiced dental fricative δ (ð) sounds
• για παράδειγμα (gia parádeigma) "for example" is not για πράντιμα (gia prántima)
• His accent sounds Israeli
• His s's and z's sound very weird. Greek speakers usually retract their tongue further back.

There’s no way one person can become fluent in 46 languages in such a short period of time. Mastery of multiple languages typically takes years, if not decades. Some languages, like Arabic and Mandarin, can take up to 88 weeks of dedicated study to reach full fluency. It’s telling that this so-called 'polyglot' is a fraud, especially considering there are no subtitles for the written text in any of the 46 languages, except for English.

 

[BlastMonk]

All in all what I expected though the lack of lizard gang rape is a nice bonus

You're clearly far more experinced at this game than me. I'm struggling to see the religious statue/structure/symbol, the literal shit or the squatting pajeet. I was going to say you can't have a bingo without these but you do despite removing two types of bingo, fucking hell India

 

[Judge Holden]

You're clearly far more experinced at this game than me. I'm struggling to see the religious statue/structure/symbol, the literal shit or the squatting pajeet. I was going to say you can't have a bingo without these but you do despite removing two types of bingo, fucking hell India

Mini hindoo shrine whose roof is plainly visible saar.


Here is a better angle. Unclear what exactly it is but it has the symbols and shape of a shrine so it counts.

As for squatting jeet...


And on closer inspection...


As for literal shit the dark brown blobs and vagenes around the goats should suffice, though I was unable to get a better angle due to the streetview trash blur

Never question the Jeetfinder General

 

[quaawaa]

There was a thing last week about some Jeet that had 10-15 different jobs. Someone posted his name on Twitter and replies were coming in left and right with a "wait we just hired him too wtf" sort of deal. Either an AI or H1B or subcontractor scam that fucked up or someone abusing the fuck out of Overemployment.

That story got dropped quick after people started asking questions about how he got interviewed, let alone hired.
It was ethnonepotism.

 

[AssignedEva]

As a twist on Pindia, I tried to find the nicest place in India. Hauz Khas Village is in South Delhi by the giant deer park - it's named after the Hauz Khas complex which was built in the 13th century as a royal palace/mosque/madrassa. "The Village" gets touted quite a bit as the trendiest part of Delhi. It's not on Google Streetview as it seems to be gated off, but I was able to find a couple of photos of it.

It's nicer than a lot of the stuff you see on Pindia, but that's a very low bar. Unrelatedly I found this article from GQ India from 2015 seething about it getting enshittified -

Dear weekend warriors of Hauz Khas Village, Fuck you. And your dad's sportscar with those 24-inch rims that you drove in on. And the sunroof you've been hanging out of like a scarecrow warding away anyone with any taste or self-respect. Fuck your bored, sexually unsatisfied girlfriends, your laxative cocaine, boot-polish charas and low alcohol tolerance, which makes you yourselves highly intolerable, you wreckers of all things good, you so-called people.

Once upon a time - 2009 and a bit of 2010, more or less - we'd come around the back of Aurobindo Market and feel the temperature drop a couple of blessed degrees, hum past a few misted-out Mughal ruins, and in a couple of minutes be ducking under that weird traffic barrier demarcating our own little Narnia from the rest of big, bad, smelly Delhi. In this magic micro-hamlet we would stroll peacefully among the smattering of idiosyncratic antique shops, finding our way to that wonderful restaurant with the superlative appams, the beer in plastic cups and the view of Hauz Khas lake. If we were still able to walk after our gavage of curry and beef fry, we'd stop in at that one rooftop pub for some pints, likely get a bit swervier than was good for us, curse the lack of waiting rickshaws after midnight, but quickly resume appreciation of the quietude, which would sate any of the week's remaining urban malaise.

Yeah, that's all gone now. These days, the concrete carpet to Hauz Khas Village is packed with all you lame-ass douche-kazoos, flailing around like packs of teenage girls at their first Justin Bieber concert, like this is the only place in Delhi where anything approaching fun is possible. Which, to your credit, bros, is completely true. And that's why you're here. We're just saying you're a scourge of misfiring sexual repression, ignoble savages feigning bipedalism by Lacoste, grown men who live in subservient misanthropy with their parents, out on a one-night pass to a world you crave but do not understand. You guys have all the self-awareness of a knot of cane toads. Maybe that's why every time we return to HKV, there are six new bars, each with themes more unintelligible than a faux-Irish Bob Marley karaoke sports pub - because while these bar owners know they want your soggy, flaccid money, they just don't know what you actually want from these blessed places any more than you do.

Well let us tell you want you want: Select Citywalk. You should be with all those other stunted children with borrowed credit cards, where you can sneak out of Khan Chacha for a few ales after you've told the auntie patrol you were off to Baskin Robbins. Go to the mall. Be with your people. We stay away from HKV for a while, mock it, and then try again. But it only ever gets worse. Even after recharging ourselves with the spiritual resolve to make it through Delhi's weekly "Everybody Hurts" traffic jam and into the place, it's never anything less than a world of pain and torment. Upon seeing this rot from afar, no other autonomously governed urban village in Delhi is willing to be the needed agent of social diffusion. Because only sharing the burden would keep this pseudo-Sodom from sinking into the bottom of the lake under its own crap-ness. But Shahpur Jat is having none of this. Lado Sarai has decided art galleries are less hassle. Even Chris Martin didn't want to go anywhere past that weird security barrier, doing his surprise acoustic set at nearby Aurobindo Market - which, the next day, some journalists referred to as Hauz Khas Village, so unable are we to imagine this sort of scene in any other part of Delhi, the un-fun capital of Asia. See you in Mumbai when you figure out Bandra.

I'm guessing this is what passes for Gonzo journalism for GQ India.
Nearby is "Mayfair Gardens Colony", also built around a medieval mosque and allegedly very luxurious, but it's hard to judge because again, there's no streetview.