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Emperor's Champion said:
Gold knight. Dude its time to hang up the old power armor buddy. You're being had. Time to stop making a fool of yourself and stop making decisions. Its just going to make you look worse.
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He already looks like all the main PPG villains combined at this point, only way he could get any uglier is if he decided to go all tomgirl on us.

GamerGirl140 said:
I'm not sure yet. It's something that should be thought long and hard about though.
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A badass dragon stomping on a knight in golden armor, with a little princess version of you riding said dragon and going "FUCK YEAH!"
 
GamerGirl140 said:
I'm not sure yet. It's something that should be thought long and hard about though.
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Personally I like the dragon and version of you topperhay (ithink) drew. But I feel like if I ever got a tattoo Id never make up my mind in what it would be. So yeah lotsa thought needed.

@Prime its this ego that drives him to his downfall. He even acknowledges his ego can be a problem. Im with some people in this thread. Hes going to finally be told no to many times and have his fantasy broken amd snap. Taking his shot gun and hurting someone. Since medkits = heal a leg shot would get the point across but be easy to heal right?
 
littlebiscuits said:
No, no, if you read closely you'll see that he actually thought there's a large flap of skin that covers the entire vagina. He suggested suspending in the air me by it. When I expressed doubt as to the logistics/ existence of that, he just ignored me.
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Course he did. If it doesn't make sense to him, why think about it?
 
Okay, apparently this guy is the Next Big Thing here on the Kiwiforums.

Is his content just a horrible comic, some creepass stories, roleplay and comment freakouts on DeviantArt? It's disgusting stuff from what I've skimmed over but it's not really entertaining me.


Has he done videos/livestreams/phonecalls or anything?
 
impossibility said:
Okay, apparently this guy is the Next Big Thing here on the Kiwiforums.

Is his content just a horrible comic, some creepass stories, roleplay and comment freakouts on DeviantArt? It's disgusting stuff from what I've skimmed over but it's not really entertaining me.


Has he done videos/livestreams/phonecalls or anything?
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Yeah, he's not really interesting on video. He's just loud and obnoxious and retarded.
 
So far, I've read up to the Cassandra saga, and I have to say, from what I've read, this guy seems like trash.

Most of the other lolcows I read have at least something that makes me feel somewhat bad for them. Chris's love for his dog Patti, Wogglebuglover's usage of Wogglebug as a coping mechanism for her supposedly shitty childhood, ect.

This guy however, I have nothing but contempt for him. He hates animals, he has pedophiliac tendencies, he's emotionally abusive towards his ex-girlfriend, he attempts to cheat on her with someone pretending to be a girl. (Mad props to Dyn BTW), attempts to coerce her into a polygamy-esque relationship, and he threatens to hurt her family just because they were "too loud".

Golden Knight, if you ever read this, go fuck yourself with a rusty pipe.

/:alog:
 
scorptatious said:
So far, I've read up to the Cassandra saga, and I have to say, from what I've read, this guy seems like trash.

Most of the other lolcows I read have at least something that makes me feel somewhat bad for them. Chris's love for his dog Patti, Wogglebuglover's usage of Wogglebug as a coping mechanism for her supposedly shitty childhood, ect.

This guy however, I have nothing but contempt for him. He hates animals, he has pedophiliac tendencies, he's emotionally abusive towards his ex-girlfriend, he attempts to cheat on her with someone pretending to be a girl. (Mad props to Dyn BTW), attempts to coerce her into a polygamy-esque relationship, and he threatens to hurt her family just because they were "too loud".

Golden Knight, if you ever read this, go fuck yourself with a rusty pipe.

/:alog:
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You forgot the fact that the second a new girlfriend appears, he goes straight to that, without thinking about the mistakes he made in previous relationships.
 
scorptatious said:
So far, I've read up to the Cassandra saga, and I have to say, from what I've read, this guy seems like trash.

Most of the other lolcows I read have at least something that makes me feel somewhat bad for them. Chris's love for his dog Patti, Wogglebuglover's usage of Wogglebug as a coping mechanism for her supposedly shitty childhood, ect.

This guy however, I have nothing but contempt for him. He hates animals, he has pedophiliac tendencies, he's emotionally abusive towards his ex-girlfriend, he attempts to cheat on her with someone pretending to be a girl. (Mad props to Dyn BTW), attempts to coerce her into a polygamy-esque relationship, and he threatens to hurt her family just because they were "too loud".

Golden Knight, if you ever read this, go fuck yourself with a rusty pipe.

/:alog:
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The further you go down the rabbit hole the worse it gets. Everything that he says and does hints a deep psychosis and a desire for power that he will never obtain so instead of making himself stronger he finds weaker people. But your right the other Lolcows have a redeeming feature or two or some kind of pity factor but not GK. He is a tragic figure but one that lacks emphatic traits.
 
Also, over the phone he bragged that he had a 4 inch duck. Unfortunately he never put it into writing so I can't share that proof with you guys. You'll just have to trust me and all those lovely drawings he makes of himself; no word on whether duck is bent.

He also faps 1-4 times a day.
 
littlebiscuits said:
Also, over the phone he bragged that he had a 4 inch duck. Unfortunately he never put it into writing so I can't share that proof with you guys. You'll just have to trust me and all those lovely drawings he makes of himself; no word on whether duck is bent.

He also faps 1-4 times a day.
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Bragged? Care to tell the story?
 
littlebiscuits said:
Also, over the phone he bragged that he had a 4 inch duck. Unfortunately he never put it into writing so I can't share that proof with you guys. You'll just have to trust me and all those lovely drawings he makes of himself; no word on whether duck is bent.

He also faps 1-4 times a day.
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I hate to say it but at least it isn't bent and there isn't any Fanta :fapcup: so there's that. But how bizarre I always pegged GK to be the type that would be insecure about that kind of thing.
 
littlebiscuits said:
Also, over the phone he bragged that he had a 4 inch duck.
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How did he brag about it? Does he have no idea that's considered small or does he somehow think small equates to better?

I really wish we could get more info on his relationship with his mom and brother. His mom sounds like she spoils him but we don't know much about his brother other than he's kind of a goofball. I'm assuming his brother has moved out already?

It's fucked up how info like that is harder to get than finding out about all his fucked up fetishes. It seems like it's impossible to have a basic conversation with this guy if he's interested in you.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
How did he brag about it? Does he have no idea that's considered small or does he somehow think small equates to better?
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Well, normal people are bigger than that, and you know how he feels about being normal...
 
scorptatious said:
So far, I've read up to the Cassandra saga, and I have to say, from what I've read, this guy seems like trash.

Most of the other lolcows I read have at least something that makes me feel somewhat bad for them. Chris's love for his dog Patti, Wogglebuglover's usage of Wogglebug as a coping mechanism for her supposedly shitty childhood, ect.

This guy however, I have nothing but contempt for him. He hates animals, he has pedophiliac tendencies, he's emotionally abusive towards his ex-girlfriend, he attempts to cheat on her with someone pretending to be a girl. (Mad props to Dyn BTW), attempts to coerce her into a polygamy-esque relationship, and he threatens to hurt her family just because they were "too loud".

Golden Knight, if you ever read this, go fuck yourself with a rusty pipe.

/:alog:
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I have to agree with this. When I started chatting with him and (he somehow took the bait), i thought it was funny but in reading the forum more and talking to him personally, i gotta say, I really am more disgusted by him then amused at this point. I mean chris and pixyteri had their own little quirks that made me feel sorry for them or made them seem kinda likable funny (for lack of a better phrase) but this guy... there is nothing remotely likable about him. He's funny in a "wow. look at that creep, what a nasty little shit ha" way.

:alog: sorry

littlebiscuits said:
He also faps 1-4 times a day.
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wow... i'd like to think he;s making that up but i doubt it.

soIregistered said:
So...Scheissen is a real person, but...Littlebiscuits was...ALSO Scheissen? :\
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I was the person who started out as lisa then gave it over to littlebiscuts and she ended it
 
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