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He said that he doesn't like those things because they'd "taint" my natural beauty. :bleh:

That fits his pattern. He has an archetypical fantasy of his life partner and he's looking for a real woman who he can mould to as close an approximation of this ideal as possible.

This archetype allows her "natural beauty" to be "unblemished" for whatever reason, and if a real girl thinks differently then she's not conforming to the role GK wrote for her.

If he weren't so lazy and stupid he'd be a comic book villain...
 
That's kind of awesome. I have a family friend who's marked important events in his life the same way.

I kind of wonder why the Golden Knave found that objectionable.

Cool. My mom's got three European-style dragons on the left of her back on a vine, representing my two sisters and me with the vine leading to a heart and two more dragons on her shoulder representing the two siblings I lost as miscarriages. On the right of her back is a tiger and an Asian-style dragon representing my Dad and her respectively. My dad's got two wolves against a mountainside representing him and Mom and Wyoming, the state where they grew up leading into a solar system, because my dad likes space and teaches physics and astronomy to college students for a living and on his other arm is an image of St. Micheal the Archangel. What kinds of designs does your friend have?

I think he didn't like it because he doesn't like tattoos in general.
 
Having read that fucked up fantasy story of his, in which Lisa gets shot and then just walks it off or uses a medkit... I wonder how he'd react if he actually shot someone a couple times in vital areas or pistol whipped them, and they just started dying as opposed to getting up and walking off like videogame characters... if he'd enjoy their suffering like a true sadist, or if he'd just be horrified and confused, like a scared little child
 
Having read that fucked up fantasy story of his, in which Lisa gets shot and then just walks it off or uses a medkit... I wonder how he'd react if he actually shot someone a couple times in vital areas or pistol whipped them, and they just started dying as opposed to getting up and walking off like videogame characters... if he'd enjoy their suffering like a true sadist, or if he'd just be horrified and confused, like a scared little child
Yeah I hope this is something we never find out.
 
With the way that TGK refers to everyone as peasants is super telling to me when it comes to his issues with unnatural things. He's 100% sold on the Arthurian type of fantasy where you are special as a birthright rather than for anything you've done. Because of that you have to be perfect as you are and any enhancement is a bad thing.

There's also the possibility that he associates make-up etc with certain types of girls from school. We know he hates anything that he considers "mainstream" and it might be a reflection of how he was treated by girls who had hair dye, make-up, tans etc in school. It could be outright humiliation but it's even more likely that he was ignored. Being ignored really doesn't work for him.

Forgot to add that deep down inside he knows that in reality everyone is out of his league. Looking more glamorous etc. is likely to ramp up his deep seated insecurities.
 
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Fascinating. GK really doesn't like any cosmetic alterations to a woman's body - first his rant about nail polish and now the tattoo story.
However he's happy to go along with Lisa's thing for scars if it's a byproduct of Epic Hero Things.
I wonder where he gets this from? A prejudice of mom's or dad's? A traumatic childhood event? Are any of his blowhard media heroes like Beck or Limbaugh notably opposed to makeup or tattoos?

Maybe he's frightened of clowns...:ween:

Funny, about the scars, when I was still playing Lisa I mentioned scarification (for those of you who don't know what that is, it's purposely scaring designs in your skin) just to see what he'd do and he said no body modification allowed. you'd think he'd think tattoos and piercing where "bad ass" because of his need to like every manly thing out there but I guess not. It maybe to intimidating for him because he seems super sheltered.
 
Cool. My mom's got three European-style dragons on the left of her back on a vine, representing my two sisters and me with the vine leading to a heart and two more dragons on her shoulder representing the two siblings I lost as miscarriages. On the right of her back is a tiger and an Asian-style dragon representing my Dad and her respectively. My dad's got two wolves against a mountainside representing him and Mom and Wyoming, the state where they grew up leading into a solar system, because my dad likes space and teaches physics and astronomy to college students for a living and on his other arm is an image of St. Micheal the Archangel. What kinds of designs does your friend have?

I think he didn't like it because he doesn't like tattoos in general.
Heather, you're a real catch. It's funny to me how much better you are than GK. I wonder if he'll ever have an epiphany and just think fuck, it was me who destroyed that good thing I had going! Most likely he'll enter wizardhood with a healthy case of victim syndrome.
 
Heather, you're a real catch. It's funny to me how much better you are than GK. I wonder if he'll ever have an epiphany and just think fuck, it was me who destroyed that good thing I had going! Most likely he'll enter wizardhood with a healthy case of victim syndrome.

He's already rewritten the breakup to be that Heather was no good for him anyway and that she was brainwashed against him by the evil Kiwis.
 
He's already rewritten the breakup to be that Heather was no good for him anyway and that she was brainwashed against him by the evil Kiwis.
The eternal victim it is then. lol Keep digging that grave kid. Then again, he may see things differently in a few years. Probably not though lol.
 
It maybe to intimidating for him because he seems super sheltered.
This is actually an interesting theory. For all intents and purposes the crazy shit he has mentioned has been pretty out there. It's not like Jellyfish are an easy get or pistol whipping is legal (the law seems to be a big thing to him). Even things like thumbtacks, while legal and easy to get, are hardly something done regularly. Tattoos parlors are all over the place and piercing can be done at any mall in America. Maybe he hates them because they are a legitimate thing that can happen. Something tangible and easily done.
 
This is actually an interesting theory. For all intents and purposes the crazy shit he has mentioned has been pretty out there. It's not like Jellyfish are an easy get or pistol whipping is legal (the law seems to be a big thing to him). Even things like thumbtacks, while legal and easy to get, are hardly something done regularly. Tattoos parlors are all over the place and piercing can be done at any mall in America. Maybe he hates them because they are a legitimate thing that can happen. Something tangible and easily done.

He has also said that he has a hard limit of permanent damage. Highlighting how naive he is because half of what he's into is likely to leave permanent blemishes. He seems to have relaxed that a bit for Lisa though.
 
So pretty much no body modification unless it's made at GK's discretion. You have to have natural beauty be a blank canvas for him to more easily manipulate you and morph you into his dream girl.
 
He's already rewritten the breakup to be that Heather was no good for him anyway and that she was brainwashed against him by the evil Kiwis.

Maybe that should be Heather's first tattoo.

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So pretty much no body modification unless it's made at GK's discretion. You have to have natural beauty be a blank canvas for him to more easily manipulate you and morph you into his dream girl.

Like a Sweetheart from the ground-up...
 
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Border-Skirmish-471979373

rder Skirmish
Lisa was on the prowl around El Paso, Texas, where she could find the border to Mexico. She knew from the public presidential address that border patrol was not a high priority, even though illegal marauders could storm from the sandy hills at any moment, flailing around firearms and shrieks of death.

And that's exactly what happened.

Lisa readyed her AK-47 off to the horizon, packing thousands of bullets for fun. With decent armor covering her vitals and flattening her C-cup breasts, she was confident her training at the range would ensure her triumph.

The faceless sand people charged the barbed wire fences and blasted anything in front of them except the sand they were charging on. Lisa clenched the trigger and sprayed her volley at them, nailing at least half her shots at over a hundred yards into targets. Wave after wave, she stood alone against the sand and the increasingly massive waves of invaders. It began to seem as if all the drug cartels conspired to breech the least protected part of the border.

As the forces kept growing closer to the gates, she was giggling and squealing from the carnage with bullets constantly whizzing past her body. Her armor soaked at least half a dozen bullets, but she pressed on, constantly reloading as fast as possible.

A half an hour later, the attacking numbers must have at least reached the hundreds, and she was still standing alone against the onslaught. She ran out of bullets and stood firmly until engaging in hand-to-hand combat. She snapped many arms and heads before physical exhaustion consumed her, leaving her panting and crying beneath the flood of terror. She screamed as her own limbs were yanked as hard away from her as possible without outright ripping them out. After a series of bashes to the head from four rifle butts assaulting her at at the same time, she eventually passed out.



When she woke, she could not believe she was still alive. She found herself stripped completely naked, breasts dangling and every sensitive body part exposed. She huffed and squirmed, but to no avail as all her wrists and ankles were cuffed to the X-shaped board. She looked around and saw the bare concrete walls and sharp tools on the table not too far away.

The solid door from afar creaked open and in walked a dark man with oil-slicked hair. He was holding a loaded Desert Eagle in his hand. The man scowled and he spoke in a voice that was so quiet, the contrast with expectations scared Lisa. He said, "Hola, I am Vasquez, leader of the operation. There was supposed to be no resistance, and yet, when I heard a couple hundred of my men were slaughtered by a single person, I knew I needed to speak to this person."

His voice began to rise in volume as he asked, "How did you know about this, and why?" She smirked and sneered. She taunted, "Even if I knew, you think I'd answer?" He gritted his teeth and bashed her breasts with the handle of his pistol. She cried out from the violation of her tender lobes. And yet, she could not help but grin. She chuckled, "It was fun killing for the sake of killing." She asked, "How can you speak English?" That was answered with a bash from his pistol to her skull and the biting remark of, "I'm the one asking the questions here!" She shrieked in pain and jerked her neck from the bash.

He jammed the barrel of the pistol into her belly button and boomed, "Tell me or I'll shoot your fucking guts out!" She beamed and squealed, "Please do! I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I walked out of an interrogation unscathed."


He was initially stunned from shock by her comment, but after reorienting himself, he lived up to his threat. He pulled the trigger and the pistol banged, rattling the whole room. She roared and cried as her inners were torn apart from the bullet drilling into her squishy flesh. All her limbs tightened instinctively to brace against the pain, but her bind kept her from crumpling. As blood slowly poured onto the floor, her groaning was a mix of genuine pain combined with the same moaning pleasure from a sensual massage. In fact, it became clear she was wailing the same moaning sounds as any female would while mating.

He tried the same approach again, except this time, he trained his pistol onto her clitoral hood. He spoke again in his disturbingly quiet voice, "I will ask again, tell me how you knew, or I'll make sure you'll never have any babies." She bolted, "Go ahead and penetrate me." While each of her hands were working on an exposed screw from their respective cuffs, he chuckled evilly then he shot her again. The second bullet made her scream louder than the last time, shredding her vaginal canal and cervix as well as rupturing her uterus.

She was now drenched in her own blood, sweat, and tears. And yet, she couldn't stop grinning ear to ear. Just as he puts the pistol to her temple, she finished working on the screws. She jabs both of them into both of his eyes, making him scream and reach for his eyes. She took this chance to snatch his neck with her now-freed arms and twisted as hard as she could, shattering the upper spine. With the threat dead, she looted his body and swiped all the keys to the complex. It was much easier to free up her feet with the keys.

Both her voice and body were quivering from the lingering pain signals coming from throughout her center mass. She limped around, tearing off the man's clothes for makeshift bandaging while wearing whatever she didn't shred, and she used the Desert Eagle to slowly begin her escape.

There were not a lot of guards, as nobody expected her to survive, never mind attempt an escape. Those who were present were always either by themselves or with no more than a single partner. She easily shot them in the head, one after the other. Those in the other rooms hearing the shots assumed it was just the boss having his way with the "delicate girl".

As she kept pressing further and killing more minions, she kept looting their bodies and taking their guns and weapons. Oddly enough, she stumbled into their stash of goodies, which included varying illegal drugs such as cocaine and opium, one medkit, and a small flask of whiskey. She patched her wounds more thoroughly with the medkit while also removing the bullets buried deep within her chest cavities, she gulped the alcohol, and she reclaimed her old gun as well as her armor. She hooted when the alcohol kicked her in the head and taste buds, and she literally shook it off, banging her head for a second. She suited back up with her modest armor and kept pushing outward from the base.

Finally, after a dozen more sleeping or drugged "guards", she crawled out of the bunker and the setting sun kissed her sand-blasted face. Heading "home" was a simple matter of knowing that Mexico was south of the USA, and thus knowing the Sun sets to the west, she just had to turn 90 degrees to the right of the sunset and march.

All that was left before she was literally home free was to pass the border patrol. That meant confiscation of her AK-47 and a thorough search, but with ID and passport ready to prove her citizen status, she was welcomed back into Texas with relatively little hassle.

In the end, she recovered perfectly, even though the stitches and bullet wounds left her with a couple of circle scars on her lower body. She sat down in her favorite chair and toasted herself to her new epic exploit.

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Cool. My mom's got three European-style dragons on the left of her back on a vine, representing my two sisters and me with the vine leading to a heart and two more dragons on her shoulder representing the two siblings I lost as miscarriages. On the right of her back is a tiger and an Asian-style dragon representing my Dad and her respectively. My dad's got two wolves against a mountainside representing him and Mom and Wyoming, the state where they grew up leading into a solar system, because my dad likes space and teaches physics and astronomy to college students for a living and on his other arm is an image of St. Micheal the Archangel. What kinds of designs does your friend have?

I think he didn't like it because he doesn't like tattoos in general.
His pride and joy was actually a prison Tattoo he got some time in his youth (he's like 70 now) of a Mermaid, a few days before his sentence was up. He did as stupid kids do and in his early 20s did something accordingly stupid (involving stealing a car), and in a move that probably startled several, wound up not only returning the vehicle, but turning himself in, getting himself a commuted sentence. The Mermaid tattoo itself was a beautiful work; rendered in blue and showing a lot of care and detail. He told me that it took the guy almost a full day to do - I'd believe it. This thing was a goddamned masterpiece. He was considering getting it colorized later, but my mother convinced him not to.

His other tattoos included a flaming Skeleton giving a pair of thumbs up (which was to celebrate the one time his racing team actually won a cup), and one of a personal emblem his family crest that my mom helped him pick out in celebration of his 50th birthday, held by some kind of demon-girl.

Mom was kind of awesome.
 
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Border-Skirmish-471979373

rder Skirmish
Lisa was on the prowl around El Paso, Texas, where she could find the border to Mexico. She knew from the public presidential address that border patrol was not a high priority, even though illegal marauders could storm from the sandy hills at any moment, flailing around firearms and shrieks of death.

And that's exactly what happened.

Lisa readyed her AK-47 off to the horizon, packing thousands of bullets for fun. With decent armor covering her vitals and flattening her C-cup breasts, she was confident her training at the range would ensure her triumph.

The faceless sand people charged the barbed wire fences and blasted anything in front of them except the sand they were charging on. Lisa clenched the trigger and sprayed her volley at them, nailing at least half her shots at over a hundred yards into targets. Wave after wave, she stood alone against the sand and the increasingly massive waves of invaders. It began to seem as if all the drug cartels conspired to breech the least protected part of the border.

As the forces kept growing closer to the gates, she was giggling and squealing from the carnage with bullets constantly whizzing past her body. Her armor soaked at least half a dozen bullets, but she pressed on, constantly reloading as fast as possible.

A half an hour later, the attacking numbers must have at least reached the hundreds, and she was still standing alone against the onslaught. She ran out of bullets and stood firmly until engaging in hand-to-hand combat. She snapped many arms and heads before physical exhaustion consumed her, leaving her panting and crying beneath the flood of terror. She screamed as her own limbs were yanked as hard away from her as possible without outright ripping them out. After a series of bashes to the head from four rifle butts assaulting her at at the same time, she eventually passed out.



When she woke, she could not believe she was still alive. She found herself stripped completely naked, breasts dangling and every sensitive body part exposed. She huffed and squirmed, but to no avail as all her wrists and ankles were cuffed to the X-shaped board. She looked around and saw the bare concrete walls and sharp tools on the table not too far away.

The solid door from afar creaked open and in walked a dark man with oil-slicked hair. He was holding a loaded Desert Eagle in his hand. The man scowled and he spoke in a voice that was so quiet, the contrast with expectations scared Lisa. He said, "Hola, I am Vasquez, leader of the operation. There was supposed to be no resistance, and yet, when I heard a couple hundred of my men were slaughtered by a single person, I knew I needed to speak to this person."

His voice began to rise in volume as he asked, "How did you know about this, and why?" She smirked and sneered. She taunted, "Even if I knew, you think I'd answer?" He gritted his teeth and bashed her breasts with the handle of his pistol. She cried out from the violation of her tender lobes. And yet, she could not help but grin. She chuckled, "It was fun killing for the sake of killing." She asked, "How can you speak English?" That was answered with a bash from his pistol to her skull and the biting remark of, "I'm the one asking the questions here!" She shrieked in pain and jerked her neck from the bash.

He jammed the barrel of the pistol into her belly button and boomed, "Tell me or I'll shoot your fucking guts out!" She beamed and squealed, "Please do! I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I walked out of an interrogation unscathed."


He was initially stunned from shock by her comment, but after reorienting himself, he lived up to his threat. He pulled the trigger and the pistol banged, rattling the whole room. She roared and cried as her inners were torn apart from the bullet drilling into her squishy flesh. All her limbs tightened instinctively to brace against the pain, but her bind kept her from crumpling. As blood slowly poured onto the floor, her groaning was a mix of genuine pain combined with the same moaning pleasure from a sensual massage. In fact, it became clear she was wailing the same moaning sounds as any female would while mating.

He tried the same approach again, except this time, he trained his pistol onto her clitoral hood. He spoke again in his disturbingly quiet voice, "I will ask again, tell me how you knew, or I'll make sure you'll never have any babies." She bolted, "Go ahead and penetrate me." While each of her hands were working on an exposed screw from their respective cuffs, he chuckled evilly then he shot her again. The second bullet made her scream louder than the last time, shredding her vaginal canal and cervix as well as rupturing her uterus.

She was now drenched in her own blood, sweat, and tears. And yet, she couldn't stop grinning ear to ear. Just as he puts the pistol to her temple, she finished working on the screws. She jabs both of them into both of his eyes, making him scream and reach for his eyes. She took this chance to snatch his neck with her now-freed arms and twisted as hard as she could, shattering the upper spine. With the threat dead, she looted his body and swiped all the keys to the complex. It was much easier to free up her feet with the keys.

Both her voice and body were quivering from the lingering pain signals coming from throughout her center mass. She limped around, tearing off the man's clothes for makeshift bandaging while wearing whatever she didn't shred, and she used the Desert Eagle to slowly begin her escape.

There were not a lot of guards, as nobody expected her to survive, never mind attempt an escape. Those who were present were always either by themselves or with no more than a single partner. She easily shot them in the head, one after the other. Those in the other rooms hearing the shots assumed it was just the boss having his way with the "delicate girl".

As she kept pressing further and killing more minions, she kept looting their bodies and taking their guns and weapons. Oddly enough, she stumbled into their stash of goodies, which included varying illegal drugs such as cocaine and opium, one medkit, and a small flask of whiskey. She patched her wounds more thoroughly with the medkit while also removing the bullets buried deep within her chest cavities, she gulped the alcohol, and she reclaimed her old gun as well as her armor. She hooted when the alcohol kicked her in the head and taste buds, and she literally shook it off, banging her head for a second. She suited back up with her modest armor and kept pushing outward from the base.

Finally, after a dozen more sleeping or drugged "guards", she crawled out of the bunker and the setting sun kissed her sand-blasted face. Heading "home" was a simple matter of knowing that Mexico was south of the USA, and thus knowing the Sun sets to the west, she just had to turn 90 degrees to the right of the sunset and march.

All that was left before she was literally home free was to pass the border patrol. That meant confiscation of her AK-47 and a thorough search, but with ID and passport ready to prove her citizen status, she was welcomed back into Texas with relatively little hassle.

In the end, she recovered perfectly, even though the stitches and bullet wounds left her with a couple of circle scars on her lower body. She sat down in her favorite chair and toasted herself to her new epic exploit.
"Hey baby, you want something to REALLY turn me- oops I meant you on? Let's get the torture started!"

Everytime I come to this thread I always think to myself it can't get any worse. I should just quit while I'm ahead.
 
"Hey baby, you want something to REALLY turn me- oops I meant you on? Let's get the torture started!"

Everytime I come to this thread I always think to myself it can't get any worse. I should just quit while I'm ahead.

It will always get worse...
 
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