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rder Skirmish
Lisa was on the prowl around El Paso, Texas, where she could find the border to Mexico. She knew from the public presidential address that border patrol was not a high priority, even though illegal marauders could storm from the sandy hills at any moment, flailing around firearms and shrieks of death.

And that's exactly what happened.

Lisa readyed her AK-47 off to the horizon, packing thousands of bullets for fun. With decent armor covering her vitals and flattening her C-cup breasts, she was confident her training at the range would ensure her triumph.

The faceless sand people charged the barbed wire fences and blasted anything in front of them except the sand they were charging on. Lisa clenched the trigger and sprayed her volley at them, nailing at least half her shots at over a hundred yards into targets. Wave after wave, she stood alone against the sand and the increasingly massive waves of invaders. It began to seem as if all the drug cartels conspired to breech the least protected part of the border.

As the forces kept growing closer to the gates, she was giggling and squealing from the carnage with bullets constantly whizzing past her body. Her armor soaked at least half a dozen bullets, but she pressed on, constantly reloading as fast as possible.

A half an hour later, the attacking numbers must have at least reached the hundreds, and she was still standing alone against the onslaught. She ran out of bullets and stood firmly until engaging in hand-to-hand combat. She snapped many arms and heads before physical exhaustion consumed her, leaving her panting and crying beneath the flood of terror. She screamed as her own limbs were yanked as hard away from her as possible without outright ripping them out. After a series of bashes to the head from four rifle butts assaulting her at at the same time, she eventually passed out.



When she woke, she could not believe she was still alive. She found herself stripped completely naked, breasts dangling and every sensitive body part exposed. She huffed and squirmed, but to no avail as all her wrists and ankles were cuffed to the X-shaped board. She looked around and saw the bare concrete walls and sharp tools on the table not too far away.

The solid door from afar creaked open and in walked a dark man with oil-slicked hair. He was holding a loaded Desert Eagle in his hand. The man scowled and he spoke in a voice that was so quiet, the contrast with expectations scared Lisa. He said, "Hola, I am Vasquez, leader of the operation. There was supposed to be no resistance, and yet, when I heard a couple hundred of my men were slaughtered by a single person, I knew I needed to speak to this person."

His voice began to rise in volume as he asked, "How did you know about this, and why?" She smirked and sneered. She taunted, "Even if I knew, you think I'd answer?" He gritted his teeth and bashed her breasts with the handle of his pistol. She cried out from the violation of her tender lobes. And yet, she could not help but grin. She chuckled, "It was fun killing for the sake of killing." She asked, "How can you speak English?" That was answered with a bash from his pistol to her skull and the biting remark of, "I'm the one asking the questions here!" She shrieked in pain and jerked her neck from the bash.

He jammed the barrel of the pistol into her belly button and boomed, "Tell me or I'll shoot your fucking guts out!" She beamed and squealed, "Please do! I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I walked out of an interrogation unscathed."


He was initially stunned from shock by her comment, but after reorienting himself, he lived up to his threat. He pulled the trigger and the pistol banged, rattling the whole room. She roared and cried as her inners were torn apart from the bullet drilling into her squishy flesh. All her limbs tightened instinctively to brace against the pain, but her bind kept her from crumpling. As blood slowly poured onto the floor, her groaning was a mix of genuine pain combined with the same moaning pleasure from a sensual massage. In fact, it became clear she was wailing the same moaning sounds as any female would while mating.

He tried the same approach again, except this time, he trained his pistol onto her clitoral hood. He spoke again in his disturbingly quiet voice, "I will ask again, tell me how you knew, or I'll make sure you'll never have any babies." She bolted, "Go ahead and penetrate me." While each of her hands were working on an exposed screw from their respective cuffs, he chuckled evilly then he shot her again. The second bullet made her scream louder than the last time, shredding her vaginal canal and cervix as well as rupturing her uterus.

She was now drenched in her own blood, sweat, and tears. And yet, she couldn't stop grinning ear to ear. Just as he puts the pistol to her temple, she finished working on the screws. She jabs both of them into both of his eyes, making him scream and reach for his eyes. She took this chance to snatch his neck with her now-freed arms and twisted as hard as she could, shattering the upper spine. With the threat dead, she looted his body and swiped all the keys to the complex. It was much easier to free up her feet with the keys.

Both her voice and body were quivering from the lingering pain signals coming from throughout her center mass. She limped around, tearing off the man's clothes for makeshift bandaging while wearing whatever she didn't shred, and she used the Desert Eagle to slowly begin her escape.

There were not a lot of guards, as nobody expected her to survive, never mind attempt an escape. Those who were present were always either by themselves or with no more than a single partner. She easily shot them in the head, one after the other. Those in the other rooms hearing the shots assumed it was just the boss having his way with the "delicate girl".

As she kept pressing further and killing more minions, she kept looting their bodies and taking their guns and weapons. Oddly enough, she stumbled into their stash of goodies, which included varying illegal drugs such as cocaine and opium, one medkit, and a small flask of whiskey. She patched her wounds more thoroughly with the medkit while also removing the bullets buried deep within her chest cavities, she gulped the alcohol, and she reclaimed her old gun as well as her armor. She hooted when the alcohol kicked her in the head and taste buds, and she literally shook it off, banging her head for a second. She suited back up with her modest armor and kept pushing outward from the base.

Finally, after a dozen more sleeping or drugged "guards", she crawled out of the bunker and the setting sun kissed her sand-blasted face. Heading "home" was a simple matter of knowing that Mexico was south of the USA, and thus knowing the Sun sets to the west, she just had to turn 90 degrees to the right of the sunset and march.

All that was left before she was literally home free was to pass the border patrol. That meant confiscation of her AK-47 and a thorough search, but with ID and passport ready to prove her citizen status, she was welcomed back into Texas with relatively little hassle.

In the end, she recovered perfectly, even though the stitches and bullet wounds left her with a couple of circle scars on her lower body. She sat down in her favorite chair and toasted herself to her new epic exploit.


I wanna see those hidden comments.

But good god, does he really think that's how human bodies work?
 
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Na, those are Jawas, Tusken Raiders are the ones who are also called Sand People.
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Na, those are Jawas, Tusken Raiders are the ones who are also called Sand People.
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So now the Mexican Drug Cartels are really Tusken Raiders, this just keeps getting better. No wonder those cartels are such a problem down there. Who knows what would have happened if Lisa didn't stop them.
 
So now the Mexican Drug Cartels are really Tusken Raiders, this just keeps getting better. No wonder those cartels are such a problem down there. Who knows what would have happened if Lisa didn't stop them.
Clearly they would have stolen all out precious American Banthas.
 
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Border-Skirmish-471979373

rder Skirmish
Lisa was on the prowl around El Paso, Texas, where she could find the border to Mexico. She knew from the public presidential address that border patrol was not a high priority, even though illegal marauders could storm from the sandy hills at any moment, flailing around firearms and shrieks of death.

And that's exactly what happened.

Lisa readyed her AK-47 off to the horizon, packing thousands of bullets for fun. With decent armor covering her vitals and flattening her C-cup breasts, she was confident her training at the range would ensure her triumph.

The faceless sand people charged the barbed wire fences and blasted anything in front of them except the sand they were charging on. Lisa clenched the trigger and sprayed her volley at them, nailing at least half her shots at over a hundred yards into targets. Wave after wave, she stood alone against the sand and the increasingly massive waves of invaders. It began to seem as if all the drug cartels conspired to breech the least protected part of the border.

As the forces kept growing closer to the gates, she was giggling and squealing from the carnage with bullets constantly whizzing past her body. Her armor soaked at least half a dozen bullets, but she pressed on, constantly reloading as fast as possible.

A half an hour later, the attacking numbers must have at least reached the hundreds, and she was still standing alone against the onslaught. She ran out of bullets and stood firmly until engaging in hand-to-hand combat. She snapped many arms and heads before physical exhaustion consumed her, leaving her panting and crying beneath the flood of terror. She screamed as her own limbs were yanked as hard away from her as possible without outright ripping them out. After a series of bashes to the head from four rifle butts assaulting her at at the same time, she eventually passed out.



When she woke, she could not believe she was still alive. She found herself stripped completely naked, breasts dangling and every sensitive body part exposed. She huffed and squirmed, but to no avail as all her wrists and ankles were cuffed to the X-shaped board. She looked around and saw the bare concrete walls and sharp tools on the table not too far away.

The solid door from afar creaked open and in walked a dark man with oil-slicked hair. He was holding a loaded Desert Eagle in his hand. The man scowled and he spoke in a voice that was so quiet, the contrast with expectations scared Lisa. He said, "Hola, I am Vasquez, leader of the operation. There was supposed to be no resistance, and yet, when I heard a couple hundred of my men were slaughtered by a single person, I knew I needed to speak to this person."

His voice began to rise in volume as he asked, "How did you know about this, and why?" She smirked and sneered. She taunted, "Even if I knew, you think I'd answer?" He gritted his teeth and bashed her breasts with the handle of his pistol. She cried out from the violation of her tender lobes. And yet, she could not help but grin. She chuckled, "It was fun killing for the sake of killing." She asked, "How can you speak English?" That was answered with a bash from his pistol to her skull and the biting remark of, "I'm the one asking the questions here!" She shrieked in pain and jerked her neck from the bash.

He jammed the barrel of the pistol into her belly button and boomed, "Tell me or I'll shoot your fucking guts out!" She beamed and squealed, "Please do! I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I walked out of an interrogation unscathed."


He was initially stunned from shock by her comment, but after reorienting himself, he lived up to his threat. He pulled the trigger and the pistol banged, rattling the whole room. She roared and cried as her inners were torn apart from the bullet drilling into her squishy flesh. All her limbs tightened instinctively to brace against the pain, but her bind kept her from crumpling. As blood slowly poured onto the floor, her groaning was a mix of genuine pain combined with the same moaning pleasure from a sensual massage. In fact, it became clear she was wailing the same moaning sounds as any female would while mating.

He tried the same approach again, except this time, he trained his pistol onto her clitoral hood. He spoke again in his disturbingly quiet voice, "I will ask again, tell me how you knew, or I'll make sure you'll never have any babies." She bolted, "Go ahead and penetrate me." While each of her hands were working on an exposed screw from their respective cuffs, he chuckled evilly then he shot her again. The second bullet made her scream louder than the last time, shredding her vaginal canal and cervix as well as rupturing her uterus.

She was now drenched in her own blood, sweat, and tears. And yet, she couldn't stop grinning ear to ear. Just as he puts the pistol to her temple, she finished working on the screws. She jabs both of them into both of his eyes, making him scream and reach for his eyes. She took this chance to snatch his neck with her now-freed arms and twisted as hard as she could, shattering the upper spine. With the threat dead, she looted his body and swiped all the keys to the complex. It was much easier to free up her feet with the keys.

Both her voice and body were quivering from the lingering pain signals coming from throughout her center mass. She limped around, tearing off the man's clothes for makeshift bandaging while wearing whatever she didn't shred, and she used the Desert Eagle to slowly begin her escape.

There were not a lot of guards, as nobody expected her to survive, never mind attempt an escape. Those who were present were always either by themselves or with no more than a single partner. She easily shot them in the head, one after the other. Those in the other rooms hearing the shots assumed it was just the boss having his way with the "delicate girl".

As she kept pressing further and killing more minions, she kept looting their bodies and taking their guns and weapons. Oddly enough, she stumbled into their stash of goodies, which included varying illegal drugs such as cocaine and opium, one medkit, and a small flask of whiskey. She patched her wounds more thoroughly with the medkit while also removing the bullets buried deep within her chest cavities, she gulped the alcohol, and she reclaimed her old gun as well as her armor. She hooted when the alcohol kicked her in the head and taste buds, and she literally shook it off, banging her head for a second. She suited back up with her modest armor and kept pushing outward from the base.

Finally, after a dozen more sleeping or drugged "guards", she crawled out of the bunker and the setting sun kissed her sand-blasted face. Heading "home" was a simple matter of knowing that Mexico was south of the USA, and thus knowing the Sun sets to the west, she just had to turn 90 degrees to the right of the sunset and march.

All that was left before she was literally home free was to pass the border patrol. That meant confiscation of her AK-47 and a thorough search, but with ID and passport ready to prove her citizen status, she was welcomed back into Texas with relatively little hassle.

In the end, she recovered perfectly, even though the stitches and bullet wounds left her with a couple of circle scars on her lower body. She sat down in her favorite chair and toasted herself to her new epic exploit.
This is fucked up. "I love you, so I'm going to write a story about you gunning down Mexican sterotypes and getting shot point-blank in the pussy!"

btw he has a pre-determined bed time of 11 pm.
I wonder if it's self-imposed or if mommy makes him go to sleep then?

I am no expert on boarder security,but i believe they would use the M16 or more modern weapons.
Plus wouldn't she call for backup when she was getting attack en mass?.
Yeah, if Mexico invaded (a hilariously unrealistic scenario) by sending a bunch of guys to run across the border, there would be more than a Powerpuff Girl with an AK-47. There would be things like jets. With bombs.

He really needs a sex doll. Just dress it up as blossom and "tahdah", his dream girl. I was going to suggest a blowup doll, but considering his fetishes, he'd probably pop it while stabbing it multiple times for something.
Well, pricks do tend to pop things. :tomgirl:
 
I love how the new Lisa character is just the old Heather character with a new name. It's like he only sees his girlfriends as new names for the female character he has imagined in his head.
 
I just sort of finished reading the Dynasty events, but what was better was going directly to the deviant art pages of everyone involved and seeing how things had changed for the better. I'm sure you guys got no end of praise when it happened, but it needs to be reinstated, fine work, everyone. May the people who get together to laugh at failures of humanity continue showing as much kindness and humanity as the lolcows they laugh at lack.
 
Yeaaaaaah, GK is slowly turning into Chris. I have nothing else creative to say since it's 3am....night guys.
 
I have become more convinced after reading that story it is only a matter of time before he pulls an Adam Lanza.
 
I have become more convinced after reading that story it is only a matter of time before he pulls an Adam Lanza.

Except Goldie would run in covered with tin foil and packing thumbtacks. Also he'd just use the tacks on the adults, he'd perv over the kids, tickling their feet and ribs until the police come in and taze him so hard his mullet burns off into a better hairstyle.

 
I have become more convinced after reading that story it is only a matter of time before he pulls an Adam Lanza.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, GK is too cowardly to do something like that, he is incompetent and would mess it up before it got off the ground. He is hardly one to do anything in secret so there would be warning signs. He doesn't seem to have any parental issues or any anger at being bullied in school. The most violent I can see him being is against a single victim that couldn't fight back and that seems very unlikely to happen. On a side note GK being anywhere near a school would probably arouse suspicion, creepy guy with mullet, trench coat and Duke Nukem shirt 50 feet for school cops on the way.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again, GK is too cowardly to do something like that, he is incompetent and would mess it up before it got off the ground. He is hardly one to do anything in secret so there would be warning signs. He doesn't seem to have any parental issues or any anger at being bullied in school. The most violent I can see him being is against a single victim that couldn't fight back and that seems very unlikely to happen. On a side note GK being anywhere near a school would probably arouse suspicion, creepy guy with mullet, trench coat and Duke Nukem shirt 50 feet for school cops on the way.

I'm not so sure everyone assumed Lanza was harmless even though people knew something was off. Adam also chose small children to kill who were much weaker also knowing Goldie's obsession with small children and violence it would not surprise me if he does hurt someone. More than likely it will not be a spree shooter but it is only a matter of time when Goldie does hurt something smaller or weaker than himself.
 
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