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I know we've been suggesting a lot of "Make him cut the mullet and eat worms lulz" type stuff but getting into his background would be quite interesting.

it really would. I'm really curious what his high school years where like. there is NO WAY he wasn't the weird kid. I read how he said something along the lines of "everyone thought I was really cool and got mullets because I did" and I find that hard to believe.
 
Yeah, judging from Goldietacks' art, I somehow doubt that school was his field of dreams.

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Yeah, I think I've got that part figured out. I'm guessing Jay is a legitimate honest-to-god sadist, but his insistence that he's "a good guy" has forced him to rationalise his sadism into two more socially acceptable forms ; a preoccupation with heroic combat, and a fetish for sexual sadism. Jay is obviously not a hero, nor is he really a fighter. He doesn't want to kill the enemies of his country out of a sense of patriotism, he doesn't want to police the streets to defend the helpless out of a sense of justice, and he doesn't even want to scrap in bars for the thrill of a good brawl. He just wants to hurt people. Occupations such as soldier, police, prison guards, bouncers, etc. that are expected to occasionally hurt certain people for the greater good of society are always attractive to sadists and bullies who consider themselves good people.

I think the sexual sadism is the same. There's nothing morally wrong or sick about liking a bit of slap and tickle with a consenting partner, so Jay's probably convinced himself that his darker urges are just that. A fetish for BDSM. But I don't think he actually gets off to it, sexually. I think he just wants to see himself as a bondage-loving soldier, because otherwise he'd have to admit to himself that he really just wants to stab people and watch them suffer and die at his hands because it quiets the crippling insecurities he has about his sense of masculine potency and his significance as a person. If he ever realises and accepts the truth about himself, I'd expect the neighbours pets will start disappearing. And God help their children.

One word. Gorean.
 
I love it when I leave for a few days & come back to all this wonderful new shit. Aw yeh. (Is that a arbeit macht frei reference? What the fuck, Jay?)

Yep, it's the literal translation of "arbeit macht frei". Jay is apparently fine with Nazi references; according to people I've heard talk about playing Gmod with him he doesn't mind if people spawn swastika patterns.
 
Yep, it's the literal translation of "arbeit macht frei". Jay is apparently fine with Nazi references; according to people I've heard talk about playing Gmod with him he doesn't mind if people spawn swastika patterns.

If you don't think that its appropriate for TGK to compare his dislike of school to Auschwitz then your tiny peasant brain obviously can not comprehend the magnitude of his suffering.
 
If you don't think that its appropriate for TGK to compare his dislike of school to Auschwitz then your tiny peasant brain obviously can not comprehend the magnitude of his suffering.
Again would love to hear him explain how in elementary school having to do homework or whatever was insanely hard labor. Maybe it was just too fast passed for him.
 
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around that jellyfish shit. :(

On the plus side every new, horrifying secret that you learn is another reason to feel like this

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That analogy doesn't comfort me when I know the end of that scene was Neo getting shot by the last round. I don't care if it was a graze, he still got hit in the end!
 
That analogy doesn't comfort me when I know the end of that scene was Neo getting shot by the last round. I don't care if it was a graze, he still got hit in the end!

I don't know about anyone else, but reading that cyber session GK had? I wouldn't say I got through that one unscathed :cryblood:. But a graze?

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Come to think of it, the Black Knight is a good analogy for GK.. he gets himself into shit, is damaged because of this, yet he still goes at it, blissfully ignorant of the problem.
 
I imagine Goldietacks got bullied a lot at school. It seems like he's being picked on now at work. It doesn't help that he wears that ween magnet on his head, nor that he's a grown man who loves the Powerpuff Girls. He also doesn't know when to shut up or what to keep quiet about (Xmas Journal).

Being laughed at and generally abused isn't nice, but GK is too weak and cowardly to do anything about it. As Dynastia summarises above, he internalises it all and creates these fantasy worlds where he is the powerful bully and not the one who gets bullied. Case in point - his horrible sex comic where Pvt Underling dares interrupt Lt Jay who is by implication having sex on the job. Lt Jay insults the Pvt's sexuality and then manhandles him, even though military protocol would allow him to resolve matters without having to be a bully if he wanted to.

Jay is a complete pushover even online - the Gilded Knight basically dominated him with that picture, and GK puts the picture in his featured gallery out of craven gratitude that someone actually drew a picture with him in it. Even CWC would've fought back in that situation.
So Jay creates a world where he can use all the violence he wants to defeat the bad guys and save the day and be a hero, but he still ends up beating up a child in the comic. It is his desire for control and power so strong that it permeates his comic to the point where he has to show that the only way he could be powerful in real life is to prey on children. Not to mention that the child he beats up is his subordinate so there is a zero percent chance he will fight back.
 
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Border-Skirmish-471979373

rder Skirmish
Lisa was on the prowl around El Paso, Texas, where she could find the border to Mexico. She knew from the public presidential address that border patrol was not a high priority, even though illegal marauders could storm from the sandy hills at any moment, flailing around firearms and shrieks of death.

And that's exactly what happened.

Lisa readyed her AK-47 off to the horizon, packing thousands of bullets for fun. With decent armor covering her vitals and flattening her C-cup breasts, she was confident her training at the range would ensure her triumph.

The faceless sand people charged the barbed wire fences and blasted anything in front of them except the sand they were charging on. Lisa clenched the trigger and sprayed her volley at them, nailing at least half her shots at over a hundred yards into targets. Wave after wave, she stood alone against the sand and the increasingly massive waves of invaders. It began to seem as if all the drug cartels conspired to breech the least protected part of the border.

As the forces kept growing closer to the gates, she was giggling and squealing from the carnage with bullets constantly whizzing past her body. Her armor soaked at least half a dozen bullets, but she pressed on, constantly reloading as fast as possible.

A half an hour later, the attacking numbers must have at least reached the hundreds, and she was still standing alone against the onslaught. She ran out of bullets and stood firmly until engaging in hand-to-hand combat. She snapped many arms and heads before physical exhaustion consumed her, leaving her panting and crying beneath the flood of terror. She screamed as her own limbs were yanked as hard away from her as possible without outright ripping them out. After a series of bashes to the head from four rifle butts assaulting her at at the same time, she eventually passed out.



When she woke, she could not believe she was still alive. She found herself stripped completely naked, breasts dangling and every sensitive body part exposed. She huffed and squirmed, but to no avail as all her wrists and ankles were cuffed to the X-shaped board. She looked around and saw the bare concrete walls and sharp tools on the table not too far away.

The solid door from afar creaked open and in walked a dark man with oil-slicked hair. He was holding a loaded Desert Eagle in his hand. The man scowled and he spoke in a voice that was so quiet, the contrast with expectations scared Lisa. He said, "Hola, I am Vasquez, leader of the operation. There was supposed to be no resistance, and yet, when I heard a couple hundred of my men were slaughtered by a single person, I knew I needed to speak to this person."

His voice began to rise in volume as he asked, "How did you know about this, and why?" She smirked and sneered. She taunted, "Even if I knew, you think I'd answer?" He gritted his teeth and bashed her breasts with the handle of his pistol. She cried out from the violation of her tender lobes. And yet, she could not help but grin. She chuckled, "It was fun killing for the sake of killing." She asked, "How can you speak English?" That was answered with a bash from his pistol to her skull and the biting remark of, "I'm the one asking the questions here!" She shrieked in pain and jerked her neck from the bash.

He jammed the barrel of the pistol into her belly button and boomed, "Tell me or I'll shoot your fucking guts out!" She beamed and squealed, "Please do! I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I walked out of an interrogation unscathed."


He was initially stunned from shock by her comment, but after reorienting himself, he lived up to his threat. He pulled the trigger and the pistol banged, rattling the whole room. She roared and cried as her inners were torn apart from the bullet drilling into her squishy flesh. All her limbs tightened instinctively to brace against the pain, but her bind kept her from crumpling. As blood slowly poured onto the floor, her groaning was a mix of genuine pain combined with the same moaning pleasure from a sensual massage. In fact, it became clear she was wailing the same moaning sounds as any female would while mating.

He tried the same approach again, except this time, he trained his pistol onto her clitoral hood. He spoke again in his disturbingly quiet voice, "I will ask again, tell me how you knew, or I'll make sure you'll never have any babies." She bolted, "Go ahead and penetrate me." While each of her hands were working on an exposed screw from their respective cuffs, he chuckled evilly then he shot her again. The second bullet made her scream louder than the last time, shredding her vaginal canal and cervix as well as rupturing her uterus.

She was now drenched in her own blood, sweat, and tears. And yet, she couldn't stop grinning ear to ear. Just as he puts the pistol to her temple, she finished working on the screws. She jabs both of them into both of his eyes, making him scream and reach for his eyes. She took this chance to snatch his neck with her now-freed arms and twisted as hard as she could, shattering the upper spine. With the threat dead, she looted his body and swiped all the keys to the complex. It was much easier to free up her feet with the keys.

Both her voice and body were quivering from the lingering pain signals coming from throughout her center mass. She limped around, tearing off the man's clothes for makeshift bandaging while wearing whatever she didn't shred, and she used the Desert Eagle to slowly begin her escape.

There were not a lot of guards, as nobody expected her to survive, never mind attempt an escape. Those who were present were always either by themselves or with no more than a single partner. She easily shot them in the head, one after the other. Those in the other rooms hearing the shots assumed it was just the boss having his way with the "delicate girl".

As she kept pressing further and killing more minions, she kept looting their bodies and taking their guns and weapons. Oddly enough, she stumbled into their stash of goodies, which included varying illegal drugs such as cocaine and opium, one medkit, and a small flask of whiskey. She patched her wounds more thoroughly with the medkit while also removing the bullets buried deep within her chest cavities, she gulped the alcohol, and she reclaimed her old gun as well as her armor. She hooted when the alcohol kicked her in the head and taste buds, and she literally shook it off, banging her head for a second. She suited back up with her modest armor and kept pushing outward from the base.

Finally, after a dozen more sleeping or drugged "guards", she crawled out of the bunker and the setting sun kissed her sand-blasted face. Heading "home" was a simple matter of knowing that Mexico was south of the USA, and thus knowing the Sun sets to the west, she just had to turn 90 degrees to the right of the sunset and march.

All that was left before she was literally home free was to pass the border patrol. That meant confiscation of her AK-47 and a thorough search, but with ID and passport ready to prove her citizen status, she was welcomed back into Texas with relatively little hassle.

In the end, she recovered perfectly, even though the stitches and bullet wounds left her with a couple of circle scars on her lower body. She sat down in her favorite chair and toasted herself to her new epic exploit.
 
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Border-Skirmish-471979373

rder Skirmish
Lisa was on the prowl around El Paso, Texas, where she could find the border to Mexico. She knew from the public presidential address that border patrol was not a high priority, even though illegal marauders could storm from the sandy hills at any moment, flailing around firearms and shrieks of death.

And that's exactly what happened.

Lisa readyed her AK-47 off to the horizon, packing thousands of bullets for fun. With decent armor covering her vitals and flattening her C-cup breasts, she was confident her training at the range would ensure her triumph.

The faceless sand people charged the barbed wire fences and blasted anything in front of them except the sand they were charging on. Lisa clenched the trigger and sprayed her volley at them, nailing at least half her shots at over a hundred yards into targets. Wave after wave, she stood alone against the sand and the increasingly massive waves of invaders. It began to seem as if all the drug cartels conspired to breech the least protected part of the border.

As the forces kept growing closer to the gates, she was giggling and squealing from the carnage with bullets constantly whizzing past her body. Her armor soaked at least half a dozen bullets, but she pressed on, constantly reloading as fast as possible.

A half an hour later, the attacking numbers must have at least reached the hundreds, and she was still standing alone against the onslaught. She ran out of bullets and stood firmly until engaging in hand-to-hand combat. She snapped many arms and heads before physical exhaustion consumed her, leaving her panting and crying beneath the flood of terror. She screamed as her own limbs were yanked as hard away from her as possible without outright ripping them out. After a series of bashes to the head from four rifle butts assaulting her at at the same time, she eventually passed out.



When she woke, she could not believe she was still alive. She found herself stripped completely naked, breasts dangling and every sensitive body part exposed. She huffed and squirmed, but to no avail as all her wrists and ankles were cuffed to the X-shaped board. She looked around and saw the bare concrete walls and sharp tools on the table not too far away.

The solid door from afar creaked open and in walked a dark man with oil-slicked hair. He was holding a loaded Desert Eagle in his hand. The man scowled and he spoke in a voice that was so quiet, the contrast with expectations scared Lisa. He said, "Hola, I am Vasquez, leader of the operation. There was supposed to be no resistance, and yet, when I heard a couple hundred of my men were slaughtered by a single person, I knew I needed to speak to this person."

His voice began to rise in volume as he asked, "How did you know about this, and why?" She smirked and sneered. She taunted, "Even if I knew, you think I'd answer?" He gritted his teeth and bashed her breasts with the handle of his pistol. She cried out from the violation of her tender lobes. And yet, she could not help but grin. She chuckled, "It was fun killing for the sake of killing." She asked, "How can you speak English?" That was answered with a bash from his pistol to her skull and the biting remark of, "I'm the one asking the questions here!" She shrieked in pain and jerked her neck from the bash.

He jammed the barrel of the pistol into her belly button and boomed, "Tell me or I'll shoot your fucking guts out!" She beamed and squealed, "Please do! I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I walked out of an interrogation unscathed."


He was initially stunned from shock by her comment, but after reorienting himself, he lived up to his threat. He pulled the trigger and the pistol banged, rattling the whole room. She roared and cried as her inners were torn apart from the bullet drilling into her squishy flesh. All her limbs tightened instinctively to brace against the pain, but her bind kept her from crumpling. As blood slowly poured onto the floor, her groaning was a mix of genuine pain combined with the same moaning pleasure from a sensual massage. In fact, it became clear she was wailing the same moaning sounds as any female would while mating.

He tried the same approach again, except this time, he trained his pistol onto her clitoral hood. He spoke again in his disturbingly quiet voice, "I will ask again, tell me how you knew, or I'll make sure you'll never have any babies." She bolted, "Go ahead and penetrate me." While each of her hands were working on an exposed screw from their respective cuffs, he chuckled evilly then he shot her again. The second bullet made her scream louder than the last time, shredding her vaginal canal and cervix as well as rupturing her uterus.

She was now drenched in her own blood, sweat, and tears. And yet, she couldn't stop grinning ear to ear. Just as he puts the pistol to her temple, she finished working on the screws. She jabs both of them into both of his eyes, making him scream and reach for his eyes. She took this chance to snatch his neck with her now-freed arms and twisted as hard as she could, shattering the upper spine. With the threat dead, she looted his body and swiped all the keys to the complex. It was much easier to free up her feet with the keys.

Both her voice and body were quivering from the lingering pain signals coming from throughout her center mass. She limped around, tearing off the man's clothes for makeshift bandaging while wearing whatever she didn't shred, and she used the Desert Eagle to slowly begin her escape.

There were not a lot of guards, as nobody expected her to survive, never mind attempt an escape. Those who were present were always either by themselves or with no more than a single partner. She easily shot them in the head, one after the other. Those in the other rooms hearing the shots assumed it was just the boss having his way with the "delicate girl".

As she kept pressing further and killing more minions, she kept looting their bodies and taking their guns and weapons. Oddly enough, she stumbled into their stash of goodies, which included varying illegal drugs such as cocaine and opium, one medkit, and a small flask of whiskey. She patched her wounds more thoroughly with the medkit while also removing the bullets buried deep within her chest cavities, she gulped the alcohol, and she reclaimed her old gun as well as her armor. She hooted when the alcohol kicked her in the head and taste buds, and she literally shook it off, banging her head for a second. She suited back up with her modest armor and kept pushing outward from the base.

Finally, after a dozen more sleeping or drugged "guards", she crawled out of the bunker and the setting sun kissed her sand-blasted face. Heading "home" was a simple matter of knowing that Mexico was south of the USA, and thus knowing the Sun sets to the west, she just had to turn 90 degrees to the right of the sunset and march.

All that was left before she was literally home free was to pass the border patrol. That meant confiscation of her AK-47 and a thorough search, but with ID and passport ready to prove her citizen status, she was welcomed back into Texas with relatively little hassle.

In the end, she recovered perfectly, even though the stitches and bullet wounds left her with a couple of circle scars on her lower body. She sat down in her favorite chair and toasted herself to her new epic exploit.
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So that torture sense didn't make sense and was horrifying. Lets see super armor, video game medkits, deagle, and AK 47 with millions of bullets. KD ratio in the hundreds, this is GK's handiwork alright. Lisa slayer of all the Mexicans and takes a bullet to the breasts and vagina and feels pleasure is the most terrifying character I have ever seen. I hope she appears in the other GK story.
Edit: Forgot to say thank you for this literary masterpiece
 
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