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Saney said:
Zenotwapal requested it, I asked asked the staff who can ban people and Surtur carried it out.
Praise us.
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Hang on, TGK is still banned? I thought he was unbanned after he left the last time he was on the thread.
 
schiessen said:
Meh that's giving him to much credit. He probably learned what sadism is on family guy (or something similar), did a 2 minute google search and desided that it sounded "epic" and "bad ass" and made it something he's into. Every time he brought up sadism it seemed forced, like he wanted to feel superior because of it. Idk.
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Yeah, I think I've got that part figured out. I'm guessing Jay is a legitimate honest-to-god sadist, but his insistence that he's "a good guy" has forced him to rationalise his sadism into two more socially acceptable forms ; a preoccupation with heroic combat, and a fetish for sexual sadism. Jay is obviously not a hero, nor is he really a fighter. He doesn't want to kill the enemies of his country out of a sense of patriotism, he doesn't want to police the streets to defend the helpless out of a sense of justice, and he doesn't even want to scrap in bars for the thrill of a good brawl. He just wants to hurt people. Occupations such as soldier, police, prison guards, bouncers, etc. that are expected to occasionally hurt certain people for the greater good of society are always attractive to sadists and bullies who consider themselves good people.

I think the sexual sadism is the same. There's nothing morally wrong or sick about liking a bit of slap and tickle with a consenting partner, so Jay's probably convinced himself that his darker urges are just that. A fetish for BDSM. But I don't think he actually gets off to it, sexually. I think he just wants to see himself as a bondage-loving soldier, because otherwise he'd have to admit to himself that he really just wants to stab people and watch them suffer and die at his hands because it quiets the crippling insecurities he has about his sense of masculine potency and his significance as a person. If he ever realises and accepts the truth about himself, I'd expect the neighbours pets will start disappearing. And God help their children.
 
I imagine Goldietacks got bullied a lot at school. It seems like he's being picked on now at work. It doesn't help that he wears that ween magnet on his head, nor that he's a grown man who loves the Powerpuff Girls. He also doesn't know when to shut up or what to keep quiet about (Xmas Journal).

Being laughed at and generally abused isn't nice, but GK is too weak and cowardly to do anything about it. As Dynastia summarises above, he internalises it all and creates these fantasy worlds where he is the powerful bully and not the one who gets bullied. Case in point - his horrible sex comic where Pvt Underling dares interrupt Lt Jay who is by implication having sex on the job. Lt Jay insults the Pvt's sexuality and then manhandles him, even though military protocol would allow him to resolve matters without having to be a bully if he wanted to.

Jay is a complete pushover even online - the Gilded Knight basically dominated him with that picture, and GK puts the picture in his featured gallery out of craven gratitude that someone actually drew a picture with him in it. Even CWC would've fought back in that situation.
 
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The Tinfoil Tit said:
Lisa should be living on her own with her own rules and doing whatever she wants so long as it doesn't throw her into prison.
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Translation: Lisa should be living with me and doing whatever I tell her to do. I sure hope I don't get thrown into prison.
 
Absinthe said:
Being laughed at and generally abused isn't nice, but GK is too weak and cowardly to do anything about it. As Dynastia summarises above, he internalises it all and creates these fantasy worlds where he is the powerful bully and not the one who gets bullied.
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The comparisons to OPL only get stronger, it seems
 
Optimus Prime said:
The comparisons to OPL only get stronger, it seems
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True. I'm working slowly on a list of similarities. It's a long list :)

Although when Chris got attacked on the internet he fought back - in his own ridiculous ways. If Gilded Knight had drawn himself leaning on Mayor Chandler or Sonichu he'd have probably got a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha or a picture of him getting kneecapped. Goldietacks won't even do that.
 
If GK asks to come see Lisa, tell him she's moved here: 1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL 60613, United States.

He can meet her cousins Jake and Elwood.
 
Absinthe said:
. Lt Jay insults the Pvt's sexuality and then manhandles him, even though military protocol would allow him to resolve matters without having to be a bully if he wanted to.
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Though speaking of that line in particular, and remembering some of the answers he gave on his spring.me page, mostly the ones regarding yaoi and yuri have me wondering if he's homophobic but refuses to admit it due to the growing stigma surrounding it. But it seems weird to me that out of all the things that make him a disturbing creep, that's the one he chooses to keep to himself and even then he does a terrible job at it.

Exhibit A:
http://new.spring.me/#!/TheGoldenKnight/q/281591522?utm_source=social

Exhibit B:
http://new.spring.me/#!/TheGoldenKnight/q/281639610?utm_source=social

Then finally, here's Exhibit C in his dA Scraps (and what an appropriate place to find it if you ask me)
http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com/art/Life-as-the-Man-PAGE-1-283657737

My evidence may not be concrete but it's still suspicious in my mind.
 
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GamerGirl140 said:
My evidence may not be concrete but it's still suspicious in my mind.
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I get the impression that he finds the idea of homogay sex mildly disgusting, but doesn't actually hate on the homogays. There's nothing wrong with that, most people are mildly disgusted by any kind of sex they're not personally turned on by.

Your exhibit A and B are the same link though, btw.
 
Dynastia said:
I get the impression that he finds the idea of homogay sex mildly disgusting, but doesn't actually hate on the homogays. There's nothing wrong with that, most people are mildly disgusted by any kind of sex they're not personally turned on by.

Your exhibit A and B are the same link though, btw.
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Whoops. I'll fix that.

Like I said, it's not concrete, but I still can't help but wonder.
 
GamerGirl140 said:
Whoops. I'll fix that.

Like I said, it's not concrete, but I still can't help but wonder.
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I'd bet that GK got called a homo pretty much every day at school. Jay rhymes with gay, he had hair like a girl, he loved Powerpuffs etc etc.

If that happened it's kind of understandable to want to distance yourself from the subject - particularly for someone with autism who might believe the bullying to be rooted in a genuine misunderstanding about his sexuality.

Of course GK is poor at communication so if he wanted to make it clear he was STRAIGHT he may well come off homophobic as a result.

I don't think he actively dislikes gay people. When he really doesn't like a group - like "bleeding-heart liberals" or trolls, he takes repeated little swipes at them in his "art."
 
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GamerGirl140 said:
Whoops. I'll fix that.

Like I said, it's not concrete, but I still can't help but wonder.
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I can't imagine someone with as little foresight as GK would bother to filter himself online if he was intensely homophobic. It seems likely that he'd have comics that would have specific references to his distaste for it beyond using words like "fag" etc.
 
citizenoftheinternet said:
I can't imagine someone with as little foresight as GK would bother to filter himself online if he was intensely homophobic. It seems likely that he'd have comics that would have specific references to his distaste for it beyond using words like "fag" etc.
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It could be a misunderstanding on my part, but with all the shit he's pulled, this wouldn't really surprise me.

Admittedly, part of this is me wondering what other nasty secrets I never knew about him or never paid attention to when I was in a relationship with him and I've started reading into his crap a little deeper as a result.
 
GamerGirl140 said:
It could be a misunderstanding on my part, but with all the shit he's pulled, this wouldn't really surprise me.

Admittedly, part of this is me wondering what other nasty secrets I never knew about him or never paid attention to when I was in a relationship with him and I've started reading into his crap a little deeper as a result.
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I'm still trying to wrap my brain around that jellyfish shit. :(

On the plus side every new, horrifying secret that you learn is another reason to feel like this

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Dynastia said:
Yeah, I think I've got that part figured out. I'm guessing Jay is a legitimate honest-to-god sadist, but his insistence that he's "a good guy" has forced him to rationalise his sadism into two more socially acceptable forms ; a preoccupation with heroic combat, and a fetish for sexual sadism. Jay is obviously not a hero, nor is he really a fighter. He doesn't want to kill the enemies of his country out of a sense of patriotism, he doesn't want to police the streets to defend the helpless out of a sense of justice, and he doesn't even want to scrap in bars for the thrill of a good brawl. He just wants to hurt people. Occupations such as soldier, police, prison guards, bouncers, etc. that are expected to occasionally hurt certain people for the greater good of society are always attractive to sadists and bullies who consider themselves good people.

I think the sexual sadism is the same. There's nothing morally wrong or sick about liking a bit of slap and tickle with a consenting partner, so Jay's probably convinced himself that his darker urges are just that. A fetish for BDSM. But I don't think he actually gets off to it, sexually. I think he just wants to see himself as a bondage-loving soldier, because otherwise he'd have to admit to himself that he really just wants to stab people and watch them suffer and die at his hands because it quiets the crippling insecurities he has about his sense of masculine potency and his significance as a person. If he ever realises and accepts the truth about himself, I'd expect the neighbours pets will start disappearing. And God help their children.
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Absinthe said:
I imagine Goldietacks got bullied a lot at school. It seems like he's being picked on now at work. It doesn't help that he wears that ween magnet on his head, nor that he's a grown man who loves the Powerpuff Girls. He also doesn't know when to shut up or what to keep quiet about (Xmas Journal).

Being laughed at and generally abused isn't nice, but GK is too weak and cowardly to do anything about it. As Dynastia summarises above, he internalises it all and creates these fantasy worlds where he is the powerful bully and not the one who gets bullied. Case in point - his horrible sex comic where Pvt Underling dares interrupt Lt Jay who is by implication having sex on the job. Lt Jay insults the Pvt's sexuality and then manhandles him, even though military protocol would allow him to resolve matters without having to be a bully if he wanted to.

Jay is a complete pushover even online - the Gilded Knight basically dominated him with that picture, and GK puts the picture in his featured gallery out of craven gratitude that someone actually drew a picture with him in it. Even CWC would've fought back in that situation.
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Goddamn you guys are good at analyzing people.

I agree with all of this. He has some obvious masculinity issues and when you talk to him he does seem like kind of a weenie. Then again that may have been because I was his "girlfriend" and he seems to talk to girls much differently then he does guys probably because of his monstrous ego and masculinity issues.

Y'know. If he'd just ditch the mullet, cleaned himself up and dressed more his age, he'd probably he less insecure because of that alone but he insists on "breaking social norms" so much so that it really ruins any relationships he could of had, not to mention makes him easy to laugh at.
 
schiessen said:
Goddamn you guys are good at analyzing people.

I agree with all of this. He has some obvious masculinity issues and when you talk to him he does seem like kind of a weenie. Then again that may have been because I was his "girlfriend" and he seems to talk to girls much differently then he does guys probably because of his monstrous ego and masculinity issues.

Y'know. If he'd just ditch the mullet, cleaned himself up and dressed more his age, he'd probably he less insecure because of that alone but he insists on "breaking social norms" so much so that it really ruins any relationships he could of had, not to mention makes him easy to laugh at.
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I know we've been suggesting a lot of "Make him cut the mullet and eat worms lulz" type stuff but getting into his background would be quite interesting.
 
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