The Golden Knight - General Thread

[Le Bateleur]

With much gratitude to TopperHay for the macro...

 

[DrChristianTroy]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fCm8h0M4umM
I think it's safe to say that Phoenix Wright would own this guy.

Throwing the papers would break his bones. Maybe it's just the gif but his legs look crazy thin to me. Like no muscle there.

 

[The Mountain]

Fits the rest of his build.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Fits the rest of his build.

True but it looks so thin to me. Dude's just lanky I guess.

 

[teheviltwin]

True but it looks so thin to me. Dude's just lanky I guess.

I'd say scrawny myself... Lanky implies height.

 

[Pikonic]

I just had to make a gif of Goldie bitch slapping that guy...

Bitchass can't walk right, how's he gonna fight right.

 

[Burned Man]

Bitchass can't walk right, how's he gonna fight right.

Perhaps his Golden power armor will function as a posture enhancer that will teach him to walk more badass.

 

[Jaimas]

I just had to make a gif of Goldie bitch slapping that guy...

Wow, he totally really for realz you guys hit that guy.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I like how he cocks his hand back with a fist only to ultimately throw a weird slap.

To be fair though I'm pretty sure most of that awkward looking exit has to do with him trying to avoid the chair he almost walks into.

 

[wheat pasta]

Seeing him on film, I am oddly compelled to cram him into some kind of small space like a cupboard and then leave him stuck there for a while.

 

[That-Aspie-Prick]

It's not enough for you to have a girlfriend is it? You have to have a supersoldier kickass girlfriend who you build up from a shy woman who depends on you to do anything, despite being quote on quote independent.

He wants a young girl he can make into an action heroine from the ground up.

 

[Indigo]

So in actuality, he's just like Chris with his CWCville universe and his "fans" and his general entitlement, he's just like Jace and his nation of tardos, etc. They all want to be a big, important leader. They all want to be badasses.

In short, they're narcissistic turdbaskets.

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

Spoiler: Made a macro

 

[homerbeoulve]

TGK's theme song in his head:

[youtube]okmi0mCNJ8g[/youtube]

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

TGK's theme song in his head:

[youtube]okmi0mCNJ8g[/youtube]

When it's probably more like this:

 

[Indigo]

With much gratitude to TopperHay for the macro...

The Scumbag Steve hat really sells it. So perf. :'D

 

[c-no]

You have a point. He'd make a decent Mandalorian, they're both petty, hypocritical, self-righteous thugs who think they're better than everyone.

Only difference between him and the Mandalorian's is that the latter have an author who thinks of them as farmers while the latter has a power puff girls styled OC.

 

[Jascoz]

This was originally set up on his private blog(wordpress) before the heather saga, most of the posts were marked as private. Read at your own risk.....

Spoiler

When it comes to girls they need to reach a certain level of attunement, before i consider them they need to be compatible. Compatibility is rigid and any girl willing to apply is more than welcome, i warn all females it isn’t easy. They need to have interest's similar to me, a gamer but not too into it. Cant be obsessed with anime but if they like it casually i would accept that. Being outside the social norm is a must, will not accept any girls that follow all the rules of society/socially conform. I’ll also state that I’m successful in my career as being a top tier comic artist, writing, producing and drawing it myself, i would expect similar success from my partner(less would be accepted). My list could go on but i will touch on the rest at a later point. The next few lines will touch on sexual desires and the need for my loved one to have similar desires, ill put in dot point so its easier to read.

• Butt play
• Vaginal Intercourse
• Touching / caressing
• Mouth action

These are some main points but my sexual urges go much deeper than this which i cannot divulge on my private blog and shall remain in my mind only and when the right girl walks down my path i shall unleash it.

It's been cut down, this is just the beginning of it and it gets more intense as you read. This was emailed to me and his wordpress blog has gone, supposedly it was meant for a dating website or something but he never ended up posting it up outside his private network.

 

[Bob's Fries]

This was originally set up on his private blog(wordpress) before the heather saga, most of the posts were marked as private. Read at your own risk.....

Spoiler

When it comes to girls they need to reach a certain level of attunement, before i consider them they need to be compatible. Compatibility is rigid and any girl willing to apply is more than welcome, i warn all females it isn’t easy. They need to have interest's similar to me, a gamer but not too into it. Cant be obsessed with anime but if they like it casually i would accept that. Being outside the social norm is a must, will not accept any girls that follow all the rules of society/socially conform. I’ll also state that I’m successful in my career as being a top tier comic artist, writing, producing and drawing it myself, i would expect similar success from my partner(less would be accepted). My list could go on but i will touch on the rest at a later point. The next few lines will touch on sexual desires and the need for my loved one to have similar desires, ill put in dot point so its easier to read.

• Butt play
• Vaginal Intercourse
• Touching / caressing
• Mouth action

These are some main points but my sexual urges go much deeper than this which i cannot divulge on my private blog and shall remain in my mind only and when the right girl walks down my path i shall unleash it.

It's been cut down, this is just the beginning of it and it gets more intense as you read. This was emailed to me and his wordpress blog has gone, supposedly it was meant for a dating website or something but he never ended up posting it up outside his private network.

Butt play

Butt play

Butt play

Oh god, is this another Nick Bate I'm seeing?

 

[Burned Man]

This was originally set up on his private blog(wordpress) before the heather saga, most of the posts were marked as private. Read at your own risk.....

Spoiler

When it comes to girls they need to reach a certain level of attunement, before i consider them they need to be compatible. Compatibility is rigid and any girl willing to apply is more than welcome, i warn all females it isn’t easy. They need to have interest's similar to me, a gamer but not too into it. Cant be obsessed with anime but if they like it casually i would accept that. Being outside the social norm is a must, will not accept any girls that follow all the rules of society/socially conform. I’ll also state that I’m successful in my career as being a top tier comic artist, writing, producing and drawing it myself, i would expect similar success from my partner(less would be accepted). My list could go on but i will touch on the rest at a later point. The next few lines will touch on sexual desires and the need for my loved one to have similar desires, ill put in dot point so its easier to read.

• Butt play
• Vaginal Intercourse
• Touching / caressing
• Mouth action

These are some main points but my sexual urges go much deeper than this which i cannot divulge on my private blog and shall remain in my mind only and when the right girl walks down my path i shall unleash it.

It's been cut down, this is just the beginning of it and it gets more intense as you read. This was emailed to me and his wordpress blog has gone, supposedly it was meant for a dating website or something but he never ended up posting it up outside his private network.

Does any of this apply to Gamergirl140? So Jay sold out his lofty ideals girlfriend requireents and decided to pick a real person instead. When I think of comics it is Marvel DC and of course GK he is equal to or greater than them. Despite the horrors he has listed of his sexual desires he left out the worst he must have had some shame back then.