The Golden Knight - General Thread

[wheat pasta]

Is that piss rain that's he's drawn? O.O

And apparently helicopters go "FOOP FOOP FOOP FOOP".

 

[OBAMATRON]

A few observations:

Not to mention, my "Friend-or-Foe Identification Runtime" in my head is perfectly glitched! All the Liberalization and everything has lead me to see no distinctive red or green or white hues; only lots of gray, specifically static. Someone could be crying, but it might just be the baby throwing a normal fit. What could sound like a distress call could actually be some social college kids having fun. What I interpret as a crook infiltrating my house while I'm trying to sleep with precious little hours before I must wake for 5AM, is just Mom cleaning up late night.

autism

GK seems like the kind of person who would beat his chest on the bus to basic training and then immediately piss his pants when some big drill sergeant yelled at him.

Patton would probably slap him for textwalling.

 

[Burned Man]

wow forget having a personality disorder, the dude sounds schizophrenic.
Also, that doesn't make you "the original," Jay.

So he thinks he is a powerpuff yet bases that decision on the cartoon that came out after he was born, but calls himself the orginal powerpuff even though the concept wouldn't be invented for another 5 years. You know what this is stupid I don't need to do the math. I doubt they would be friends with him because you know... Christmas parties.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Spoiler: the Golden Castle isn't going to clean itself

Is it just the perspective or is that a little dwarf-size desk? His house was assessed at $674k, you'd think they could buy him some fucking furniture.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Stand aside Montague's and Capulet's This love story is about to blow Romeo and Juliet out of the water

Spoiler: what light through yonder window

Im sure the Gilded Knight could use a squire though i dont think Goldie is up to his standards.

1- There are no pedos on DA. Really? Look judging people aside to say there isn't a single one, on a massively popular website, seems preposterous.
2- You don't go to prison for drinking underage. Fucking retard.
3- Not related to what's above but god damn is his room shitty. Between the 90's Simpsons sheets and the cluttered desk he looks like the biggest nerd. Patton reincarnated? The last name better be Oswalt and even then Patton Oswalt is Donnie Yen next to this kid.

Is it just the perspective or is that a little dwarf-size desk? His house was assessed at $674k, you'd think they could buy him some fucking furniture.

Also Jesus Christ, frame your posters. Are you a bloody savage?

 

[Poison_Ivy]

I won't lie. When I was in college, I never framed my posters. Then again, we had cinderblock walls so I couldn't really put up those weird hooks to hang them anyway.

 

[teheviltwin]

wow forget having a personality disorder, the dude sounds schizophrenic.
Also, that doesn't make you "the original," Jay.

Delusions aren't only found in schizophrenia. He also doesn't really display any other symptoms and it could be argued that, even though TGK does think he's literally the most important person on the planet, he doesn't genuinely think he's a powerpuff thing.

 

[wheat pasta]

My boyfriend doesn't frame his posters... since they're all on his ceiling. ^^;

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I won't lie. When I was in college, I never framed my posters. Then again, we had cinderblock walls so I couldn't really put up those weird hooks to hang them anyway.

But he lives in a house that's apparently worth $674,000. Admittedly this is a personal pet peeve but if I can do it for my shitty little condo there's no reason he can't for a big house.

 

[Jascoz]

What part of being insulted and laughed at constantly feeds his ego? I'm genuinely curious to know. Or is it more that he's glad to be talked about by anyone? "Better to be hated by all than loved by none," I guess?

Pretty much, in his view he thinks his popularity has skyrocketed he has this weird thought process of thinking well if they are talking about me i'm popular(good or bad). Occasionally he just becomes a massive tard and rages but his ego just keeps consuming him.

Also if anyone wants to see the GK's mullet in action heres a video, its not very long but still lulz worthy, may have been posted before and im sorry if it has been.

Spoiler

 

[Burned Man]

Pretty much, in his view he thinks his popularity has skyrocketed he has this weird thought process of thinking well if they are talking about me i'm popular(good or bad). Occasionally he just becomes a massive tard and rages but his ego just keeps consuming him.

Also if anyone wants to see the GK's mullet in action heres a video, its not very long but still lulz worthy, may have been posted before and im sorry if it has been.

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZwW5ssv1qEk

You know what they say any publicity is good publicity. Of course the guy who came up with this saying didn't have the internet or lol cows but still. Ah who am I kidding GK should be embarrassed by the attention he gets.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Pretty much, in his view he thinks his popularity has skyrocketed he has this weird thought process of thinking well if they are talking about me i'm popular(good or bad). Occasionally he just becomes a massive tard and rages but his ego just keeps consuming him.

Also if anyone wants to see the GK's mullet in action heres a video, its not very long but still lulz worthy, may have been posted before and im sorry if it has been.

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZwW5ssv1qEk

This is , but I like how he puts his hands behind his back and tries to act like a Nazi SS officer or something and fails to look like anything but a loser.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I expect that GK's room is exactly how he wants it, and that there are reasons for all of the things that look odd to an outside observer.

That "I'm practically Patton" journal confirms for me that GK has autism, and isn't really aware that he does.

I don't doubt that for the most part GK really does think he's destined for preeminence. He does eventually recognise when something isn't working. He tried livestreaming last year but quickly dropped it when no-one showed up (tahaaaa), and his original masterplan to unite the Powerpuff fan base and demand the show's return got shelved when they started calling him a pedofork.

 

[For The Internet]

He really is quite remarkable.

I was friends with an aspie in high school and he had a pretty massive ego in spite of the fact he was regularly picked on (and understood he was being picked on). I could understand if he were autistic but he's never actually said anything about being autistic as far as I can see. I hate speculating on mental illnesses, and I'm not going to, but some of his symptoms line up with borderline personality disorder. There is something mentally wrong with him.

He also reminds me of some of the goddamned spergs at my agency when I acted. 'Why do you want to act?' 'Because I want to be famous!'. Not because they love acting, not because they enjoy it, not because they like telling stories or the freedom and creativity the job entails. Because they want to be famous. Acting was just a means to an end (celebrity) for them.

Needless to say, even though those people had talent they never booked any jobs no matter how many auditions they went on.

Acting requires less 'work' than art and writing do if you're lucky enough to be gifted. A gifted artist still needs to learn basic anatomy, lighting and how to master various tools. A gifted writer must master grammar and build an extensive vocabulary. I've never come across anyone who thinks that comics are a straightforward path to fame the way acting or reality TV whoring can be.

 

[Burned Man]

I expect that GK's room is exactly how he wants it, and that there are reasons for all of the things that look odd to an outside observer..
He does eventually recognise when something isn't working.

Thank GodJesus and the Bear for small blessings.
The fact that he is semi self aware is the weird part. I mean if he was completely delusional that would be different but the fact that he knows he messes up and does something else equally stupid is insanity.

 

[deadson]

Pretty much, in his view he thinks his popularity has skyrocketed he has this weird thought process of thinking well if they are talking about me i'm popular(good or bad). Occasionally he just becomes a massive tard and rages but his ego just keeps consuming him.

Also if anyone wants to see the GK's mullet in action heres a video, its not very long but still lulz worthy, may have been posted before and im sorry if it has been.

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZwW5ssv1qEk

It has been posted before, but I've never watched the whole thing. TGK's reaction to the "F" pretty much sums up his relationship with reality.

 

[teheviltwin]

Thank GodJesus and the Bear for small blessings.
The fact that he is semi self aware is the weird part. I mean if he was completely delusional that would be different but the fact that he knows he messes up and does something else equally stupid is insanity.

Because he has to hide the errors immediately and with the best narrative spin. He will eventually believe the lies he tells because the retelling forces the brain to recall the story like it's a memory. To him, Heather will have been corrupted by the evil members of this forum and the relationship would have been doomed anyway because of her failings. It's bollocks but he'll end up believing it. Reality sucks so they construct a fantasy that works better and when the reality is right in front of them and they are forced to confront it (i.e. your girlfriend dumps you for being a useless pile of arse) is when they'll do the craziest shit to try and mentally erase it.

 

[Saney]

GK's character doesn't really scream Jedi to me. He looks like a super soldier more than anything.

Has his character ever used a lightsaber and the force at all in his comic?

You have a point. He'd make a decent Mandalorian, they're both petty, hypocritical, self-righteous thugs who think they're better than everyone.

 

[Count groudon]

But he lives in a house that's apparently worth $674,000. Admittedly this is a personal pet peeve but if I can do it for my shitty little condo there's no reason he can't for a big house.

Well if it makes you feel better, he appears to have framed some kinda shooting target. Not exactly sure what purpose that serves.....

 

[klystron]

Freakish abominations made by science also do not qualify as a race, just throwing that out there too.

You've just offended all the test tube babies in the world.