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sikotik said:
The Love Quest Continues

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So whoever he chooses as his lover can't be opposed to violence at all. That's a bit odd considering when the violence is directed at him he freaks out. I guess pacifists can't be action heroes then. I wonder why he dislikes tattoos so much? You would think he would like them since it shows that whoever got them was willing to put up with some pain. Also you are welcome to criticize me but don't criticize me. So two lolcows I follow are from Massachusetts, I better not drink the water here anymore.
 
So he needs an absolutely perfect woman without changing a bit about himself. Hes just so full of himself it maked me wanna do my best Chris Hmmmph

Heather you dodged not a bullet but a full on artillery barrage. You're 80 times cooler than he is
 
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Burned Man said:
So whoever he chooses as his lover can't be opposed to violence at all. That's a bit odd considering when the violence is directed at him he freaks out. I guess pacifists can't be action heroes then. I wonder why he dislikes tattoos so much? You would think he would like them since it shows that whoever got them was willing to put up with some pain. Also you are welcome to criticize me but don't criticize me. So two lolcows I follow are from Massachusetts, I better not drink the water here anymore.
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I'm more baffled by his aversion to sarcasm.
 
Burned Man said:
So whoever he chooses as his lover can't be opposed to violence at all. That's a bit odd considering when the violence is directed at him he freaks out. I guess pacifists can't be action heroes then. I wonder why he dislikes tattoos so much? You would think he would like them since it shows that whoever got them was willing to put up with some pain. Also you are welcome to criticize me but don't criticize me. So two lolcows I follow are from Massachusetts, I better not drink the water here anymore.
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It's a control thing; the only makes on his girl's body have to be ones he made during sex.
 
Forrest Gump carried his entire squad to safety without resting even though they begged him to just move on, and he was a slow-in-the-mind. Jay whined because he apparently had to carry one guy who begged and then had to threaten him to get him to act like a decent human being.
 
wheat pasta said:
If the girl is sarcastic, it'd mean that she might backtalk and he doesn't want any of that.
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That I can buy. With that said it totally conflicts with his "action heroine" stereotype he wants to fulfill considering they aren't one to take any shit. I don't see Sarah Connor being a meek, timid figure.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
That I can buy. With that said it totally conflicts with his "action heroine" stereotype he wants to fulfill considering they aren't one to take any shit. I don't see Sarah Connor being a meek, timid figure.
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Wouldn't sarcasm be appropriate for an action heroine? You know make some one liners as bullets fly past her and to piss of the bad guy during her interrogation scenes.
 
Someone had to do it, so I text dumped the fucking Christmas Journal.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in the corner pulling the Captain Hero maneuver:

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No Haggle said:
Ah...more GK creative writing.

Found this today. From a newsletter or some crap from his college days, and it's dumber than I expected.

Here's the link in case the pictures are too small to read (screenshotted a PDF from my phone)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=cqfrU5vdII2NyASm14KwCQ&url=http://www.howardcc.edu/students/student_life/pdfdocuments/May%25202011finalcopyreduced.pdf&cd=36&ved=0CCkQFjAFOB4&usg=AFQjCNGvvV82bXGHEE2_fgk9rH8aEWpXHQ

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What did I even read? There's mistakes everywhere in it.
 
Substrain-Seven said:
It's like he's proud of doing something that all men, or in Jay's case, boys, do.
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He's so insecure in his masculinity that he has to remind people that he is a man. Or something.

No Haggle said:
Thank god bear that woman who have children already are an immediate turn off.
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Yeah, I breather a huge sigh of relief at that.

Jaimas said:
Someone had to do it, so I text dumped the fucking Christmas Journal.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in the corner pulling the Captain Hero maneuver:

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Goldie might be willing to erase your memory. :tomgirl:
 
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