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Why does he always draw himself in those little tighty-whiteys? And why does sight of snake-like mother begging before him give him a boner?
 
littlebiscuits said:
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Why does he always draw himself in those little tighty-whiteys? And why does sight of snake-like mother begging before him give him a boner?
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What the fuck is Jay's expression supposed to be? His mouth is contorted into the shape of a 9.
 
I'm sorry I had to draw it. It's going off-topic though so move if necessary.
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I can't draw John C Reilly I wanna die in my sleep already.

I can't wait to get through the rest of the conversation.
 
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Yes, it's mature because there's a lot of "fooking", there's choking, *AND* you get to see Jay's penis!
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Well, really, what children's comic doesn't have gratuitous sex scenes and the author-avatar choking a little boy while naked? :medallion:
 
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So I just read his utter disrespect to Heather in the last thread. I hate to ask, but could someone draw the cwiki dragon toasting him with fire breath or something?

I know I shouldnt get this mad but I do because hes the center of the universe and doesnt care if innocent people get their feeling hurt in his wake.
 
Observers said:
cant forget to hot link his epic description and totally 100% accurate portrayal of sex

Mm-kay.

Worded bluntly, it is where (assuming heterosexual pairing; the details may vary upon who are the lovers) the two tightly embrace, wrapping arms around each other, while also working the penis into the vagina and eventually forcing both their hips into each other as hard as humanly possible. This is done repeatedly with rapid back-and-forth motions, and usually there will be huffs or even moans that - to the untrained ear - may actually sound similar to the moans of pain. In fact, such pained sounds have double pleasure for any sadists and/or masochists, assuming any of either exist outside of porn videos. <By the way, I am a sadist.> This is done until both partners excrete fluids that nature has designed to best aid in delivering sperm to the uterus and fertilizing the egg. Once this peak has been reached (known as "climax" or "orgasm"), the two settle down and catch their breaths while softly snuggling and rubbing each other with their arms. This may include soft rubbing of the hair or other favored body parts, where the softest and/or most sensitive usually take precidence.

How's that for gory detail?
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His penis shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a vagina. Ever.
 
RecordStoreToughGuy said:
I think that black dot "crotch protection" is Pig-Iron Squire's half-assed, incompetent attempt at drawing tassets. And failing hard.

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Huh, I never knew tassets existed. The Bronze Knave had specifically used Master Chief's own protection as an example in No Haggle's chat, which was why I used it. But that's good to know, anyway. You learn something new every day!
 
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