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Since a second thread has been made I want to commemorate it by saying TGK is fast becoming one of my favourite current lolcows.
The laughs just keep on coming.
The laughs just keep on coming.
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Aw we are done, but good one. I will next time. About to post all of it in a few.
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I haven't even finished reading the first Pyrite Philanderer thread. 
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FAN ART!
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I stole Topperhay's douchecanoe icon, ruined it, and made it 36x36. If anyone wants to take a crack at it (because I'm truly awful at sprites) then by all means, go ahead.
sorry for taking things without asking, just really excited for the subforum
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This. He is the main one that drove me to join this forum, along with Tom Preston on the side.
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Well, I am indeed a newcomer to this lolcow (Cyan just informed me of his existence less than an hour ago) and I did read this first before plunging into all of the other content in the first post, which I have yet to do as of writing this.
It's amazing how quickly that journal entry turns from "meh some guy's family outing whatever" to "uhm okay this is uncomfortable" to "HOLY SHIT CALL CHRIS HANSEN."
Alas, I'll read the other shit . . . and I'll bet my nonexistent Troll Court Reporter badge that I'm in for a lot worse.
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I tried making a sprite for that 36x36 emote, but I failed. So instead, have another piece of fan art.
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Ok so keep in mind, I just went into this with no plan and after a half a bottle of wine and while watching the Jace stream.
Where the Imgur ends I accidentally my PC, when I logged back in, steam cleared the original chat history, but luckily it was on my phone steam app, hence a million screenshots.
Here is the Imgur link for the 1st half of the convo:
http://imgur.com/a/vmhvb
This is where I was able to get back on my PC.
...And thats it
Where the Imgur ends I accidentally my PC, when I logged back in, steam cleared the original chat history, but luckily it was on my phone steam app, hence a million screenshots.
Here is the Imgur link for the 1st half of the convo:
http://imgur.com/a/vmhvb
This is where I was able to get back on my PC.
Monday, July 21, 2014
Dr. Steve Brule: You ar ereally defensive about being targeted. Has this been an issue your whole life or recent?
The Golden Knight: I think it's just recent. Up until recently, I have felt quite confident that nobody would dare attempt to touch me.
The Golden Knight: I'm still strong enough to accept criticism and try to use it to improve.
The Golden Knight: I am overall comfortable with who I am as a person, but it's not like I have the entire world chanting my name in glory.
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyting you are NOT comfortable with?
The Golden Knight: A few things...
The Golden Knight: I am not comfortable if a homosexual man makes an advance on me. I am not comfortable with a several-story high balcony where there's little more to protect me than a rail that's barely up to my waist.
Dr. Steve Brule: has a gay dude ever done that?
The Golden Knight: Maybe once or twice. I'm very clear about my orientation, which is enough to make it cease. This is good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do YOU have any faults you wish you could chage? About yourself?
The Golden Knight: Normally, the answer is no. However, I wish I could be more patient. I also wish I could draw better and faster. But at that rate, I might as well ask to be God incarnate.
Dr. Steve Brule: Patience is a virtue
The Golden Knight: My patience is flammable.
The Golden Knight: I usually cope by acquiring immediate results.
Dr. Steve Brule: I hear that lol. So whats up with Lisa. Did she give any indication that she would be MIA?
The Golden Knight: Basically, my motto is, "Time is of the essence."
The Golden Knight: Nope. Yesterday, it was a fun roleplay about guns and glory. Then she said she had to take her brother to the airport; said she'd be back in a couple hours. That was yesterday. Since then, she just disappeared.
Dr. Steve Brule: NO phone number or text?
The Golden Knight: No. That stuff is confidential information, and I would never ask for that in any public Internet space.
Dr. Steve Brule: But I mean, you cared for her yeah?
The Golden Knight: There is a note system for privacy, but I did not get to asking for that.
The Golden Knight: I began to care for her.
The Golden Knight: I felt skeptical because a foe tricked me by pretending to be my perfect match; that was around my birthday.
The Golden Knight: That was in June.
The Golden Knight: Plus, Lisa appeared only a couple days after Heather officially left. The timing was uncanny
The Golden Knight: I wrote in my journal I believe in "innocent until proven guilty," but I also admitted it seemed too good to be true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Wow what a crappy bday present was this on DA?
The Golden Knight: No, that was on "the forum".
The Golden Knight: If I could get the chance to see Lisa in-person, that would clear up all my skepticism, and ideally, that would mean I can declare her my lover; particularly if all she told me about herself is true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Anyway, back to lisa, like, when I meet a chick, the 1st thing I do is ask for some digits, so we could talk by othe rmeans other than internet stuff
The Golden Knight: I don't usually think she's so open to that. I use the typing means to talk, unless Instant Message or video chat is available.
The Golden Knight: I basically ask a battery of questions to see if the person is a good fit for me. Lisa was perfect!
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh I have a question about your art. It might be silly but...on your characters, why is there a black circle where their nuts are supposed to be?
The Golden Knight: That black circle was supposed to be crotch protection; like if you look at the armor in Halo.
Dr. Steve Brule: How did she feel towards you?
The Golden Knight: Take a good look at Master Chief's crotch.
The Golden Knight: And I felt that she has understood everything and even began to like me. That's taking everything she said to me at face value.
Dr. Steve Brule: Well, I hope shes okay...for your sake
The Golden Knight: Me too. I hope she's OK for her sake as well, and if there was anything that was my fault, I wish to set it right; on her request.
Dr. Steve Brule: Are you a Virgin?
The Golden Knight: Technically.
The Golden Knight: Sexual details are private, I'm afraid.
Dr. Steve Brule: No thats fine
The Golden Knight: I might tell you in-person, though.
Dr. Steve Brule: It's all good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you drink?
The Golden Knight: No alcohol. I love my sugar, though
The Golden Knight: I tried a non-alcohol beer, and it was fooking bitter!
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you have any vice's?
The Golden Knight: My whole face scrunched up. My only vices are sugar and the craving for sex.
Dr. Steve Brule: like bad ones other than sugar?
The Golden Knight: I don't think extended amounts of time sitting at a computer would qualify.
Dr. Steve Brule: Get a hooker lol. I know a lot of people who have
The Golden Knight: Outside of that, the answer is a straight-faced no.
The Golden Knight: Hookers are illegal.
The Golden Knight: Also "friends with benefits" are mythical, much like the true masochist.
Dr. Steve Brule: So youve never broken the law?
The Golden Knight: No, not that I can recount.
The Golden Knight: It was tempting at times, but I restrained myself. I wasn't afraid to act. I was afraid of the punishment for acting.
Dr. Steve Brule: What was?
The Golden Knight: What was what?
Dr. Steve Brule: Tempting? General law breaking or hookers?
The Golden Knight: At times, a bit of both. Any details I can not say and/or remember. I know the NSA is recording all this between us.
Dr. Steve Brule: LOL
Dr. Steve Brule: I know right
Dr. Steve Brule: so let me ask you this
Dr. Steve Brule: If the govt would allow a referendum on passing prostitution, how would you vote?
The Golden Knight: I would vote for it.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hell yeah
The Golden Knight: But, a referendum is never going to happen, period.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh, I know
Dr. Steve Brule: How is your relationship with your parents? Do they feel the same way you do about life? Do you draw you values and morals from them?
The Golden Knight: Mom and Dad love me and they know me almost as well as I know myself. They back me 110% and fully understand where I am coming from. We might not always agree on everything, but that's OK. I still love my parents and they love me!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats awesome! I dont have parents anymore How would you describe your relationship with your father?
The Golden Knight: That's too bad for you; I'm sorry to hear that. Dad is actually very quiet and passive. In fact, for the most part, he just pays the bills and that's it. He cares in his own way.
Dr. Steve Brule: You guys like, do dad son stuff? I only ask cus I dont know anything about that
The Golden Knight: I wish! Only if it involves one of Dad's clubs.
Dr. Steve Brule: Clubs?
The Golden Knight: Ya; chummy get-togethers over a common topic.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh like masons or something? Or country clubs?
The Golden Knight: More like car clubs
Dr. Steve Brule: Ah I see. You two have the same interests?
The Golden Knight: Not a lot, no. Also, the chemistry between us seems to fizzle. However, Dad seems to always have all the answers.
The Golden Knight: I remember as a kid thinking, "When I grow up, I'm going to be like Dad and I'll always have the answers to everything, too."
Dr. Steve Brule: Whats his answer to your love quest?
The Golden Knight: No comment.
The Golden Knight: Seriously. That's his actual answer.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hmmmm....What about your mother?
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you confide in them your struggles?
The Golden Knight: I think so, if I am interpreting your wording correctly.
The Golden Knight: I share my burdens with them in the hopes that they support me. That they do.
The Golden Knight: Some things, as I have said, are things that we simply can not act towards or do anything about.
Dr. Steve Brule: Support is great. What about suggestions? What did they think of Heather? Lisa?
The Golden Knight: They suggested dating sites, preferrably with people local to where I live. And they agree with me about both Heather and Lisa.
The Golden Knight: Heather is no longer an option, and Lisa seems too lofty, assuming it's true to begin with.
Dr. Steve Brule: You should try okcupid
The Golden Knight: I would love for Lisa to be my partner, based on what she told me. But, I do not know how things will play out. Chances are, she will never reappear.
The Golden Knight: OKCupid?
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyone you are talking to?
Dr. Steve Brule: yeah a dating site
The Golden Knight: Right now, I'm just talking to you at the moment.
Dr. Steve Brule: no no I mean, any potential sweethearts?
The Golden Knight: Other than the two I mentioned, no.
Dr. Steve Brule: anyway, before we end this I wanna touch again, not on autism specifically but...if you feel that there is something going on with you, maybe you should find out for sure you know?
Dr. Steve Brule: And please dont take offense to that
The Golden Knight: I think I know what you're trying to say, and I do not trust anyone to perform such an operation. Such agents will tend to fundamentally alter my personality and make me completely different.
Dr. Steve Brule: I want to see you succeed!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats all
Dr. Steve Brule: in all aspects
The Golden Knight: No offense taken; but I think it's not going to happen.
The Golden Knight: And thanks for your support.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hows the comics coming>
The Golden Knight: I need to go eat for a couple minutes. But to answer, the comic is pretty much staggering; lack of motivation and demand, sadly.
The Golden Knight: Excuse me.
The Golden Knight is now Away.
Dr. Steve Brule: No worries Jay, I gotta go as well. Hopefully we can talk tomorrow or someting. Hope you have a good day tomorrow!
Dr. Steve Brule: You ar ereally defensive about being targeted. Has this been an issue your whole life or recent?
The Golden Knight: I think it's just recent. Up until recently, I have felt quite confident that nobody would dare attempt to touch me.
The Golden Knight: I'm still strong enough to accept criticism and try to use it to improve.
The Golden Knight: I am overall comfortable with who I am as a person, but it's not like I have the entire world chanting my name in glory.
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyting you are NOT comfortable with?
The Golden Knight: A few things...
The Golden Knight: I am not comfortable if a homosexual man makes an advance on me. I am not comfortable with a several-story high balcony where there's little more to protect me than a rail that's barely up to my waist.
Dr. Steve Brule: has a gay dude ever done that?
The Golden Knight: Maybe once or twice. I'm very clear about my orientation, which is enough to make it cease. This is good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do YOU have any faults you wish you could chage? About yourself?
The Golden Knight: Normally, the answer is no. However, I wish I could be more patient. I also wish I could draw better and faster. But at that rate, I might as well ask to be God incarnate.
Dr. Steve Brule: Patience is a virtue
The Golden Knight: My patience is flammable.
The Golden Knight: I usually cope by acquiring immediate results.
Dr. Steve Brule: I hear that lol. So whats up with Lisa. Did she give any indication that she would be MIA?
The Golden Knight: Basically, my motto is, "Time is of the essence."
The Golden Knight: Nope. Yesterday, it was a fun roleplay about guns and glory. Then she said she had to take her brother to the airport; said she'd be back in a couple hours. That was yesterday. Since then, she just disappeared.
Dr. Steve Brule: NO phone number or text?
The Golden Knight: No. That stuff is confidential information, and I would never ask for that in any public Internet space.
Dr. Steve Brule: But I mean, you cared for her yeah?
The Golden Knight: There is a note system for privacy, but I did not get to asking for that.
The Golden Knight: I began to care for her.
The Golden Knight: I felt skeptical because a foe tricked me by pretending to be my perfect match; that was around my birthday.
The Golden Knight: That was in June.
The Golden Knight: Plus, Lisa appeared only a couple days after Heather officially left. The timing was uncanny
The Golden Knight: I wrote in my journal I believe in "innocent until proven guilty," but I also admitted it seemed too good to be true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Wow what a crappy bday present was this on DA?
The Golden Knight: No, that was on "the forum".
The Golden Knight: If I could get the chance to see Lisa in-person, that would clear up all my skepticism, and ideally, that would mean I can declare her my lover; particularly if all she told me about herself is true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Anyway, back to lisa, like, when I meet a chick, the 1st thing I do is ask for some digits, so we could talk by othe rmeans other than internet stuff
The Golden Knight: I don't usually think she's so open to that. I use the typing means to talk, unless Instant Message or video chat is available.
The Golden Knight: I basically ask a battery of questions to see if the person is a good fit for me. Lisa was perfect!
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh I have a question about your art. It might be silly but...on your characters, why is there a black circle where their nuts are supposed to be?
The Golden Knight: That black circle was supposed to be crotch protection; like if you look at the armor in Halo.
Dr. Steve Brule: How did she feel towards you?
The Golden Knight: Take a good look at Master Chief's crotch.
The Golden Knight: And I felt that she has understood everything and even began to like me. That's taking everything she said to me at face value.
Dr. Steve Brule: Well, I hope shes okay...for your sake
The Golden Knight: Me too. I hope she's OK for her sake as well, and if there was anything that was my fault, I wish to set it right; on her request.
Dr. Steve Brule: Are you a Virgin?
The Golden Knight: Technically.
The Golden Knight: Sexual details are private, I'm afraid.
Dr. Steve Brule: No thats fine
The Golden Knight: I might tell you in-person, though.
Dr. Steve Brule: It's all good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you drink?
The Golden Knight: No alcohol. I love my sugar, though
The Golden Knight: I tried a non-alcohol beer, and it was fooking bitter!
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you have any vice's?
The Golden Knight: My whole face scrunched up. My only vices are sugar and the craving for sex.
Dr. Steve Brule: like bad ones other than sugar?
The Golden Knight: I don't think extended amounts of time sitting at a computer would qualify.
Dr. Steve Brule: Get a hooker lol. I know a lot of people who have
The Golden Knight: Outside of that, the answer is a straight-faced no.
The Golden Knight: Hookers are illegal.
The Golden Knight: Also "friends with benefits" are mythical, much like the true masochist.
Dr. Steve Brule: So youve never broken the law?
The Golden Knight: No, not that I can recount.
The Golden Knight: It was tempting at times, but I restrained myself. I wasn't afraid to act. I was afraid of the punishment for acting.
Dr. Steve Brule: What was?
The Golden Knight: What was what?
Dr. Steve Brule: Tempting? General law breaking or hookers?
The Golden Knight: At times, a bit of both. Any details I can not say and/or remember. I know the NSA is recording all this between us.
Dr. Steve Brule: LOL
Dr. Steve Brule: I know right
Dr. Steve Brule: so let me ask you this
Dr. Steve Brule: If the govt would allow a referendum on passing prostitution, how would you vote?
The Golden Knight: I would vote for it.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hell yeah
The Golden Knight: But, a referendum is never going to happen, period.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh, I know
Dr. Steve Brule: How is your relationship with your parents? Do they feel the same way you do about life? Do you draw you values and morals from them?
The Golden Knight: Mom and Dad love me and they know me almost as well as I know myself. They back me 110% and fully understand where I am coming from. We might not always agree on everything, but that's OK. I still love my parents and they love me!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats awesome! I dont have parents anymore
How would you describe your relationship with your father?The Golden Knight: That's too bad for you; I'm sorry to hear that. Dad is actually very quiet and passive. In fact, for the most part, he just pays the bills and that's it. He cares in his own way.
Dr. Steve Brule: You guys like, do dad son stuff? I only ask cus I dont know anything about that
The Golden Knight: I wish! Only if it involves one of Dad's clubs.
Dr. Steve Brule: Clubs?
The Golden Knight: Ya; chummy get-togethers over a common topic.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh like masons or something? Or country clubs?
The Golden Knight: More like car clubs
Dr. Steve Brule: Ah I see. You two have the same interests?
The Golden Knight: Not a lot, no. Also, the chemistry between us seems to fizzle. However, Dad seems to always have all the answers.
The Golden Knight: I remember as a kid thinking, "When I grow up, I'm going to be like Dad and I'll always have the answers to everything, too."
Dr. Steve Brule: Whats his answer to your love quest?
The Golden Knight: No comment.
The Golden Knight: Seriously. That's his actual answer.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hmmmm....What about your mother?
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you confide in them your struggles?
The Golden Knight: I think so, if I am interpreting your wording correctly.
The Golden Knight: I share my burdens with them in the hopes that they support me. That they do.
The Golden Knight: Some things, as I have said, are things that we simply can not act towards or do anything about.
Dr. Steve Brule: Support is great. What about suggestions? What did they think of Heather? Lisa?
The Golden Knight: They suggested dating sites, preferrably with people local to where I live. And they agree with me about both Heather and Lisa.
The Golden Knight: Heather is no longer an option, and Lisa seems too lofty, assuming it's true to begin with.
Dr. Steve Brule: You should try okcupid
The Golden Knight: I would love for Lisa to be my partner, based on what she told me. But, I do not know how things will play out. Chances are, she will never reappear.
The Golden Knight: OKCupid?
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyone you are talking to?
Dr. Steve Brule: yeah a dating site
The Golden Knight: Right now, I'm just talking to you at the moment.
Dr. Steve Brule: no no I mean, any potential sweethearts?
The Golden Knight: Other than the two I mentioned, no.
Dr. Steve Brule: anyway, before we end this I wanna touch again, not on autism specifically but...if you feel that there is something going on with you, maybe you should find out for sure you know?
Dr. Steve Brule: And please dont take offense to that
The Golden Knight: I think I know what you're trying to say, and I do not trust anyone to perform such an operation. Such agents will tend to fundamentally alter my personality and make me completely different.
Dr. Steve Brule: I want to see you succeed!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats all
Dr. Steve Brule: in all aspects
The Golden Knight: No offense taken; but I think it's not going to happen.
The Golden Knight: And thanks for your support.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hows the comics coming>
The Golden Knight: I need to go eat for a couple minutes. But to answer, the comic is pretty much staggering; lack of motivation and demand, sadly.
The Golden Knight: Excuse me.
The Golden Knight is now Away.
Dr. Steve Brule: No worries Jay, I gotta go as well. Hopefully we can talk tomorrow or someting. Hope you have a good day tomorrow!
...And thats it
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cant forget to hot link his epic description and totally 100% accurate portrayal of sex
Mm-kay.
Worded bluntly, it is where (assuming heterosexual pairing; the details may vary upon who are the lovers) the two tightly embrace, wrapping arms around each other, while also working the penis into the vagina and eventually forcing both their hips into each other as hard as humanly possible. This is done repeatedly with rapid back-and-forth motions, and usually there will be huffs or even moans that - to the untrained ear - may actually sound similar to the moans of pain. In fact, such pained sounds have double pleasure for any sadists and/or masochists, assuming any of either exist outside of porn videos. <By the way, I am a sadist.> This is done until both partners excrete fluids that nature has designed to best aid in delivering sperm to the uterus and fertilizing the egg. Once this peak has been reached (known as "climax" or "orgasm"), the two settle down and catch their breaths while softly snuggling and rubbing each other with their arms. This may include soft rubbing of the hair or other favored body parts, where the softest and/or most sensitive usually take precidence.
How's that for gory detail?
Worded bluntly, it is where (assuming heterosexual pairing; the details may vary upon who are the lovers) the two tightly embrace, wrapping arms around each other, while also working the penis into the vagina and eventually forcing both their hips into each other as hard as humanly possible. This is done repeatedly with rapid back-and-forth motions, and usually there will be huffs or even moans that - to the untrained ear - may actually sound similar to the moans of pain. In fact, such pained sounds have double pleasure for any sadists and/or masochists, assuming any of either exist outside of porn videos. <By the way, I am a sadist.> This is done until both partners excrete fluids that nature has designed to best aid in delivering sperm to the uterus and fertilizing the egg. Once this peak has been reached (known as "climax" or "orgasm"), the two settle down and catch their breaths while softly snuggling and rubbing each other with their arms. This may include soft rubbing of the hair or other favored body parts, where the softest and/or most sensitive usually take precidence.
How's that for gory detail?
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>The ultimate goal in Life is to not die, whenever possible.
Like, I know what he actually meant to say and all but shit
I'm laughing too hard at that.
Edit: >sometimes, you just gotta take that Salad
@No Haggle I'm crying. I'm just reading this all in a drunk man's voice and oh man. OH MAN.
Like, I know what he actually meant to say and all but shit
I'm laughing too hard at that.
Edit: >sometimes, you just gotta take that Salad
@No Haggle I'm crying. I'm just reading this all in a drunk man's voice and oh man. OH MAN.
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Can't forget that he first called the uterus a "Uvula".
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Crotch protection? Seriously?Ok so keep in mind, I just went into this with no plan and after a half a bottle of wine and while watching the Jace stream.
Where the Imgur ends I accidentally my PC, when I logged back in, steam cleared the original chat history, but luckily it was on my phone steam app, hence a million screenshots.
Here is the Imgur link for the 1st half of the convo:
http://imgur.com/a/vmhvb
This is where I was able to get back on my PC.
Monday, July 21, 2014
The Golden Knight: But there was a certain forum I had a tussle with who seemed pretty prevalent about it...
The Golden Knight: They're the reason I've been starting to shut my trap online.
Dr. Steve Brule: Wait...you had a tussle with a forum full of autistic people? And you never answered if you think Net Neutrality is cool or not.
The Golden Knight: No, I had a tussle with a forum full of bullies against autism.
The Golden Knight: And to answer: I like Net Neutrality.
The Golden Knight: I feel that will protect our Information Revolution; having all the answers in mere seconds.
Dr. Steve Brule: Eh I'm not sure about that
Dr. Steve Brule: But I might be wrong
The Golden Knight: You wish to debate that?
The Golden Knight: I was about to say I guess not, which is OK.
Dr. Steve Brule: This is what I heard, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_neutrality#Arguments_against_net_neutrality and you know, like anything the Govt does, it aint gonna benefit you and I...I asked if you had austism, and you gave me a non commital answer...why is that? A self esteem issue? Or legit dont know?
The Golden Knight: I legitmately don't know if I have autism.
The Golden Knight: Plus, I feel anyone with autism is a target.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you suspect you might? I ask out of concern. And if not autism something else?
The Golden Knight: I do not know what labels run amok in my head. All I know is while I am not "normal," I am usually proud of this.
The Golden Knight: And if this makes me a "target", I only wish I knew how to combat those who wish to "target" me.
Dr. Steve Brule: You ar ereally defensive about being targeted. Has this been an issue your whole life or recent?
The Golden Knight: I think it's just recent. Up until recently, I have felt quite confident that nobody would dare attempt to touch me.
The Golden Knight: I'm still strong enough to accept criticism and try to use it to improve.
The Golden Knight: I am overall comfortable with who I am as a person, but it's not like I have the entire world chanting my name in glory.
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyting you are NOT comfortable with?
The Golden Knight: A few things...
The Golden Knight: I am not comfortable if a homosexual man makes an advance on me. I am not comfortable with a several-story high balcony where there's little more to protect me than a rail that's barely up to my waist.
Dr. Steve Brule: has a gay dude ever done that?
The Golden Knight: Maybe once or twice. I'm very clear about my orientation, which is enough to make it cease. This is good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do YOU have any faults you wish you could chage? About yourself?
The Golden Knight: Normally, the answer is no. However, I wish I could be more patient. I also wish I could draw better and faster. But at that rate, I might as well ask to be God incarnate.
Dr. Steve Brule: Patience is a virtue
The Golden Knight: My patience is flammable.
The Golden Knight: I usually cope by acquiring immediate results.
Dr. Steve Brule: I hear that lol. So whats up with Lisa. Did she give any indication that she would be MIA?
The Golden Knight: Basically, my motto is, "Time is of the essence."
The Golden Knight: Nope. Yesterday, it was a fun roleplay about guns and glory. Then she said she had to take her brother to the airport; said she'd be back in a couple hours. That was yesterday. Since then, she just disappeared.
Dr. Steve Brule: NO phone number or text?
The Golden Knight: No. That stuff is confidential information, and I would never ask for that in any public Internet space.
Dr. Steve Brule: But I mean, you cared for her yeah?
The Golden Knight: There is a note system for privacy, but I did not get to asking for that.
The Golden Knight: I began to care for her.
The Golden Knight: I felt skeptical because a foe tricked me by pretending to be my perfect match; that was around my birthday.
The Golden Knight: That was in June.
The Golden Knight: Plus, Lisa appeared only a couple days after Heather officially left. The timing was uncanny
The Golden Knight: I wrote in my journal I believe in "innocent until proven guilty," but I also admitted it seemed too good to be true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Wow what a crappy bday present was this on DA?
The Golden Knight: No, that was on "the forum".
The Golden Knight: If I could get the chance to see Lisa in-person, that would clear up all my skepticism, and ideally, that would mean I can declare her my lover; particularly if all she told me about herself is true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Anyway, back to lisa, like, when I meet a chick, the 1st thing I do is ask for some digits, so we could talk by othe rmeans other than internet stuff
The Golden Knight: I don't usually think she's so open to that. I use the typing means to talk, unless Instant Message or video chat is available.
The Golden Knight: I basically ask a battery of questions to see if the person is a good fit for me. Lisa was perfect!
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh I have a question about your art. It might be silly but...on your characters, why is there a black circle where their nuts are supposed to be?
The Golden Knight: That black circle was supposed to be crotch protection; like if you look at the armor in Halo.
Dr. Steve Brule: How did she feel towards you?
The Golden Knight: Take a good look at Master Chief's crotch.
The Golden Knight: And I felt that she has understood everything and even began to like me. That's taking everything she said to me at face value.
Dr. Steve Brule: Well, I hope shes okay...for your sake
The Golden Knight: Me too. I hope she's OK for her sake as well, and if there was anything that was my fault, I wish to set it right; on her request.
Dr. Steve Brule: Are you a Virgin?
The Golden Knight: Technically.
The Golden Knight: Sexual details are private, I'm afraid.
Dr. Steve Brule: No thats fine
The Golden Knight: I might tell you in-person, though.
Dr. Steve Brule: It's all good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you drink?
The Golden Knight: No alcohol. I love my sugar, though
The Golden Knight: I tried a non-alcohol beer, and it was fooking bitter!
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you have any vice's?
The Golden Knight: My whole face scrunched up. My only vices are sugar and the craving for sex.
Dr. Steve Brule: like bad ones other than sugar?
The Golden Knight: I don't think extended amounts of time sitting at a computer would qualify.
Dr. Steve Brule: Get a hooker lol. I know a lot of people who have
The Golden Knight: Outside of that, the answer is a straight-faced no.
The Golden Knight: Hookers are illegal.
The Golden Knight: Also "friends with benefits" are mythical, much like the true masochist.
Dr. Steve Brule: So youve never broken the law?
The Golden Knight: No, not that I can recount.
The Golden Knight: It was tempting at times, but I restrained myself. I wasn't afraid to act. I was afraid of the punishment for acting.
Dr. Steve Brule: What was?
The Golden Knight: What was what?
Dr. Steve Brule: Tempting? General law breaking or hookers?
The Golden Knight: At times, a bit of both. Any details I can not say and/or remember. I know the NSA is recording all this between us.
Dr. Steve Brule: LOL
Dr. Steve Brule: I know right
Dr. Steve Brule: so let me ask you this
Dr. Steve Brule: If the govt would allow a referendum on passing prostitution, how would you vote?
The Golden Knight: I would vote for it.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hell yeah
The Golden Knight: But, a referendum is never going to happen, period.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh, I know
Dr. Steve Brule: How is your relationship with your parents? Do they feel the same way you do about life? Do you draw you values and morals from them?
The Golden Knight: Mom and Dad love me and they know me almost as well as I know myself. They back me 110% and fully understand where I am coming from. We might not always agree on everything, but that's OK. I still love my parents and they love me!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats awesome! I dont have parents anymore
The Golden Knight: That's too bad for you; I'm sorry to hear that. Dad is actually very quiet and passive. In fact, for the most part, he just pays the bills and that's it. He cares in his own way.
Dr. Steve Brule: You guys like, do dad son stuff? I only ask cus I dont know anything about that
The Golden Knight: I wish! Only if it involves one of Dad's clubs.
Dr. Steve Brule: Clubs?
The Golden Knight: Ya; chummy get-togethers over a common topic.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh like masons or something? Or country clubs?
The Golden Knight: More like car clubs
Dr. Steve Brule: Ah I see. You two have the same interests?
The Golden Knight: Not a lot, no. Also, the chemistry between us seems to fizzle. However, Dad seems to always have all the answers.
The Golden Knight: I remember as a kid thinking, "When I grow up, I'm going to be like Dad and I'll always have the answers to everything, too."
Dr. Steve Brule: Whats his answer to your love quest?
The Golden Knight: No comment.
The Golden Knight: Seriously. That's his actual answer.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hmmmm....What about your mother?
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you confide in them your struggles?
The Golden Knight: I think so, if I am interpreting your wording correctly.
The Golden Knight: I share my burdens with them in the hopes that they support me. That they do.
The Golden Knight: Some things, as I have said, are things that we simply can not act towards or do anything about.
Dr. Steve Brule: Support is great. What about suggestions? What did they think of Heather? Lisa?
The Golden Knight: They suggested dating sites, preferrably with people local to where I live. And they agree with me about both Heather and Lisa.
The Golden Knight: Heather is no longer an option, and Lisa seems too lofty, assuming it's true to begin with.
Dr. Steve Brule: You should try okcupid
The Golden Knight: I would love for Lisa to be my partner, based on what she told me. But, I do not know how things will play out. Chances are, she will never reappear.
The Golden Knight: OKCupid?
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyone you are talking to?
Dr. Steve Brule: yeah a dating site
The Golden Knight: Right now, I'm just talking to you at the moment.
Dr. Steve Brule: no no I mean, any potential sweethearts?
The Golden Knight: Other than the two I mentioned, no.
Dr. Steve Brule: anyway, before we end this I wanna touch again, not on autism specifically but...if you feel that there is something going on with you, maybe you should find out for sure you know?
Dr. Steve Brule: And please dont take offense to that
The Golden Knight: I think I know what you're trying to say, and I do not trust anyone to perform such an operation. Such agents will tend to fundamentally alter my personality and make me completely different.
Dr. Steve Brule: I want to see you succeed!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats all
Dr. Steve Brule: in all aspects
The Golden Knight: No offense taken; but I think it's not going to happen.
The Golden Knight: And thanks for your support.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hows the comics coming>
The Golden Knight: I need to go eat for a couple minutes. But to answer, the comic is pretty much staggering; lack of motivation and demand, sadly.
The Golden Knight: Excuse me.
The Golden Knight is now Away.
Dr. Steve Brule: No worries Jay, I gotta go as well. Hopefully we can talk tomorrow or someting. Hope you have a good day tomorrow!
...And thats it
This is Master Chief. And no way does he have a black circle for "crotch protection."
BUT OH WAIT-
Fixed.
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2014
God he's desperately trying to throw a pity party isn't he?Ok so keep in mind, I just went into this with no plan and after a half a bottle of wine and while watching the Jace stream.
Where the Imgur ends I accidentally my PC, when I logged back in, steam cleared the original chat history, but luckily it was on my phone steam app, hence a million screenshots.
Here is the Imgur link for the 1st half of the convo:
http://imgur.com/a/vmhvb
This is where I was able to get back on my PC.
Monday, July 21, 2014
The Golden Knight: But there was a certain forum I had a tussle with who seemed pretty prevalent about it...
The Golden Knight: They're the reason I've been starting to shut my trap online.
Dr. Steve Brule: Wait...you had a tussle with a forum full of autistic people? And you never answered if you think Net Neutrality is cool or not.
The Golden Knight: No, I had a tussle with a forum full of bullies against autism.
The Golden Knight: And to answer: I like Net Neutrality.
The Golden Knight: I feel that will protect our Information Revolution; having all the answers in mere seconds.
Dr. Steve Brule: Eh I'm not sure about that
Dr. Steve Brule: But I might be wrong
The Golden Knight: You wish to debate that?
The Golden Knight: I was about to say I guess not, which is OK.
Dr. Steve Brule: This is what I heard, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_neutrality#Arguments_against_net_neutrality and you know, like anything the Govt does, it aint gonna benefit you and I...I asked if you had austism, and you gave me a non commital answer...why is that? A self esteem issue? Or legit dont know?
The Golden Knight: I legitmately don't know if I have autism.
The Golden Knight: Plus, I feel anyone with autism is a target.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you suspect you might? I ask out of concern. And if not autism something else?
The Golden Knight: I do not know what labels run amok in my head. All I know is while I am not "normal," I am usually proud of this.
The Golden Knight: And if this makes me a "target", I only wish I knew how to combat those who wish to "target" me.
Dr. Steve Brule: You ar ereally defensive about being targeted. Has this been an issue your whole life or recent?
The Golden Knight: I think it's just recent. Up until recently, I have felt quite confident that nobody would dare attempt to touch me.
The Golden Knight: I'm still strong enough to accept criticism and try to use it to improve.
The Golden Knight: I am overall comfortable with who I am as a person, but it's not like I have the entire world chanting my name in glory.
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyting you are NOT comfortable with?
The Golden Knight: A few things...
The Golden Knight: I am not comfortable if a homosexual man makes an advance on me. I am not comfortable with a several-story high balcony where there's little more to protect me than a rail that's barely up to my waist.
Dr. Steve Brule: has a gay dude ever done that?
The Golden Knight: Maybe once or twice. I'm very clear about my orientation, which is enough to make it cease. This is good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do YOU have any faults you wish you could chage? About yourself?
The Golden Knight: Normally, the answer is no. However, I wish I could be more patient. I also wish I could draw better and faster. But at that rate, I might as well ask to be God incarnate.
Dr. Steve Brule: Patience is a virtue
The Golden Knight: My patience is flammable.
The Golden Knight: I usually cope by acquiring immediate results.
Dr. Steve Brule: I hear that lol. So whats up with Lisa. Did she give any indication that she would be MIA?
The Golden Knight: Basically, my motto is, "Time is of the essence."
The Golden Knight: Nope. Yesterday, it was a fun roleplay about guns and glory. Then she said she had to take her brother to the airport; said she'd be back in a couple hours. That was yesterday. Since then, she just disappeared.
Dr. Steve Brule: NO phone number or text?
The Golden Knight: No. That stuff is confidential information, and I would never ask for that in any public Internet space.
Dr. Steve Brule: But I mean, you cared for her yeah?
The Golden Knight: There is a note system for privacy, but I did not get to asking for that.
The Golden Knight: I began to care for her.
The Golden Knight: I felt skeptical because a foe tricked me by pretending to be my perfect match; that was around my birthday.
The Golden Knight: That was in June.
The Golden Knight: Plus, Lisa appeared only a couple days after Heather officially left. The timing was uncanny
The Golden Knight: I wrote in my journal I believe in "innocent until proven guilty," but I also admitted it seemed too good to be true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Wow what a crappy bday present was this on DA?
The Golden Knight: No, that was on "the forum".
The Golden Knight: If I could get the chance to see Lisa in-person, that would clear up all my skepticism, and ideally, that would mean I can declare her my lover; particularly if all she told me about herself is true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Anyway, back to lisa, like, when I meet a chick, the 1st thing I do is ask for some digits, so we could talk by othe rmeans other than internet stuff
The Golden Knight: I don't usually think she's so open to that. I use the typing means to talk, unless Instant Message or video chat is available.
The Golden Knight: I basically ask a battery of questions to see if the person is a good fit for me. Lisa was perfect!
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh I have a question about your art. It might be silly but...on your characters, why is there a black circle where their nuts are supposed to be?
The Golden Knight: That black circle was supposed to be crotch protection; like if you look at the armor in Halo.
Dr. Steve Brule: How did she feel towards you?
The Golden Knight: Take a good look at Master Chief's crotch.
The Golden Knight: And I felt that she has understood everything and even began to like me. That's taking everything she said to me at face value.
Dr. Steve Brule: Well, I hope shes okay...for your sake
The Golden Knight: Me too. I hope she's OK for her sake as well, and if there was anything that was my fault, I wish to set it right; on her request.
Dr. Steve Brule: Are you a Virgin?
The Golden Knight: Technically.
The Golden Knight: Sexual details are private, I'm afraid.
Dr. Steve Brule: No thats fine
The Golden Knight: I might tell you in-person, though.
Dr. Steve Brule: It's all good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you drink?
The Golden Knight: No alcohol. I love my sugar, though
The Golden Knight: I tried a non-alcohol beer, and it was fooking bitter!
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you have any vice's?
The Golden Knight: My whole face scrunched up. My only vices are sugar and the craving for sex.
Dr. Steve Brule: like bad ones other than sugar?
The Golden Knight: I don't think extended amounts of time sitting at a computer would qualify.
Dr. Steve Brule: Get a hooker lol. I know a lot of people who have
The Golden Knight: Outside of that, the answer is a straight-faced no.
The Golden Knight: Hookers are illegal.
The Golden Knight: Also "friends with benefits" are mythical, much like the true masochist.
Dr. Steve Brule: So youve never broken the law?
The Golden Knight: No, not that I can recount.
The Golden Knight: It was tempting at times, but I restrained myself. I wasn't afraid to act. I was afraid of the punishment for acting.
Dr. Steve Brule: What was?
The Golden Knight: What was what?
Dr. Steve Brule: Tempting? General law breaking or hookers?
The Golden Knight: At times, a bit of both. Any details I can not say and/or remember. I know the NSA is recording all this between us.
Dr. Steve Brule: LOL
Dr. Steve Brule: I know right
Dr. Steve Brule: so let me ask you this
Dr. Steve Brule: If the govt would allow a referendum on passing prostitution, how would you vote?
The Golden Knight: I would vote for it.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hell yeah
The Golden Knight: But, a referendum is never going to happen, period.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh, I know
Dr. Steve Brule: How is your relationship with your parents? Do they feel the same way you do about life? Do you draw you values and morals from them?
The Golden Knight: Mom and Dad love me and they know me almost as well as I know myself. They back me 110% and fully understand where I am coming from. We might not always agree on everything, but that's OK. I still love my parents and they love me!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats awesome! I dont have parents anymore
The Golden Knight: That's too bad for you; I'm sorry to hear that. Dad is actually very quiet and passive. In fact, for the most part, he just pays the bills and that's it. He cares in his own way.
Dr. Steve Brule: You guys like, do dad son stuff? I only ask cus I dont know anything about that
The Golden Knight: I wish! Only if it involves one of Dad's clubs.
Dr. Steve Brule: Clubs?
The Golden Knight: Ya; chummy get-togethers over a common topic.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh like masons or something? Or country clubs?
The Golden Knight: More like car clubs
Dr. Steve Brule: Ah I see. You two have the same interests?
The Golden Knight: Not a lot, no. Also, the chemistry between us seems to fizzle. However, Dad seems to always have all the answers.
The Golden Knight: I remember as a kid thinking, "When I grow up, I'm going to be like Dad and I'll always have the answers to everything, too."
Dr. Steve Brule: Whats his answer to your love quest?
The Golden Knight: No comment.
The Golden Knight: Seriously. That's his actual answer.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hmmmm....What about your mother?
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you confide in them your struggles?
The Golden Knight: I think so, if I am interpreting your wording correctly.
The Golden Knight: I share my burdens with them in the hopes that they support me. That they do.
The Golden Knight: Some things, as I have said, are things that we simply can not act towards or do anything about.
Dr. Steve Brule: Support is great. What about suggestions? What did they think of Heather? Lisa?
The Golden Knight: They suggested dating sites, preferrably with people local to where I live. And they agree with me about both Heather and Lisa.
The Golden Knight: Heather is no longer an option, and Lisa seems too lofty, assuming it's true to begin with.
Dr. Steve Brule: You should try okcupid
The Golden Knight: I would love for Lisa to be my partner, based on what she told me. But, I do not know how things will play out. Chances are, she will never reappear.
The Golden Knight: OKCupid?
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyone you are talking to?
Dr. Steve Brule: yeah a dating site
The Golden Knight: Right now, I'm just talking to you at the moment.
Dr. Steve Brule: no no I mean, any potential sweethearts?
The Golden Knight: Other than the two I mentioned, no.
Dr. Steve Brule: anyway, before we end this I wanna touch again, not on autism specifically but...if you feel that there is something going on with you, maybe you should find out for sure you know?
Dr. Steve Brule: And please dont take offense to that
The Golden Knight: I think I know what you're trying to say, and I do not trust anyone to perform such an operation. Such agents will tend to fundamentally alter my personality and make me completely different.
Dr. Steve Brule: I want to see you succeed!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats all
Dr. Steve Brule: in all aspects
The Golden Knight: No offense taken; but I think it's not going to happen.
The Golden Knight: And thanks for your support.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hows the comics coming>
The Golden Knight: I need to go eat for a couple minutes. But to answer, the comic is pretty much staggering; lack of motivation and demand, sadly.
The Golden Knight: Excuse me.
The Golden Knight is now Away.
Dr. Steve Brule: No worries Jay, I gotta go as well. Hopefully we can talk tomorrow or someting. Hope you have a good day tomorrow!
...And thats it
oh and P.S.: I'm really digging your steam name No Haggle ahaha
- Joined
- Apr 1, 2014
Ok so keep in mind, I just went into this with no plan and after a half a bottle of wine and while watching the Jace stream.
Where the Imgur ends I accidentally my PC, when I logged back in, steam cleared the original chat history, but luckily it was on my phone steam app, hence a million screenshots.
Here is the Imgur link for the 1st half of the convo:
http://imgur.com/a/vmhvb
This is where I was able to get back on my PC.
Monday, July 21, 2014
The Golden Knight: But there was a certain forum I had a tussle with who seemed pretty prevalent about it...
The Golden Knight: They're the reason I've been starting to shut my trap online.
Dr. Steve Brule: Wait...you had a tussle with a forum full of autistic people? And you never answered if you think Net Neutrality is cool or not.
The Golden Knight: No, I had a tussle with a forum full of bullies against autism.
The Golden Knight: And to answer: I like Net Neutrality.
The Golden Knight: I feel that will protect our Information Revolution; having all the answers in mere seconds.
Dr. Steve Brule: Eh I'm not sure about that
Dr. Steve Brule: But I might be wrong
The Golden Knight: You wish to debate that?
The Golden Knight: I was about to say I guess not, which is OK.
Dr. Steve Brule: This is what I heard, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_neutrality#Arguments_against_net_neutrality and you know, like anything the Govt does, it aint gonna benefit you and I...I asked if you had austism, and you gave me a non commital answer...why is that? A self esteem issue? Or legit dont know?
The Golden Knight: I legitmately don't know if I have autism.
The Golden Knight: Plus, I feel anyone with autism is a target.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you suspect you might? I ask out of concern. And if not autism something else?
The Golden Knight: I do not know what labels run amok in my head. All I know is while I am not "normal," I am usually proud of this.
The Golden Knight: And if this makes me a "target", I only wish I knew how to combat those who wish to "target" me.
Dr. Steve Brule: You ar ereally defensive about being targeted. Has this been an issue your whole life or recent?
The Golden Knight: I think it's just recent. Up until recently, I have felt quite confident that nobody would dare attempt to touch me.
The Golden Knight: I'm still strong enough to accept criticism and try to use it to improve.
The Golden Knight: I am overall comfortable with who I am as a person, but it's not like I have the entire world chanting my name in glory.
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyting you are NOT comfortable with?
The Golden Knight: A few things...
The Golden Knight: I am not comfortable if a homosexual man makes an advance on me. I am not comfortable with a several-story high balcony where there's little more to protect me than a rail that's barely up to my waist.
Dr. Steve Brule: has a gay dude ever done that?
The Golden Knight: Maybe once or twice. I'm very clear about my orientation, which is enough to make it cease. This is good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do YOU have any faults you wish you could chage? About yourself?
The Golden Knight: Normally, the answer is no. However, I wish I could be more patient. I also wish I could draw better and faster. But at that rate, I might as well ask to be God incarnate.
Dr. Steve Brule: Patience is a virtue
The Golden Knight: My patience is flammable.
The Golden Knight: I usually cope by acquiring immediate results.
Dr. Steve Brule: I hear that lol. So whats up with Lisa. Did she give any indication that she would be MIA?
The Golden Knight: Basically, my motto is, "Time is of the essence."
The Golden Knight: Nope. Yesterday, it was a fun roleplay about guns and glory. Then she said she had to take her brother to the airport; said she'd be back in a couple hours. That was yesterday. Since then, she just disappeared.
Dr. Steve Brule: NO phone number or text?
The Golden Knight: No. That stuff is confidential information, and I would never ask for that in any public Internet space.
Dr. Steve Brule: But I mean, you cared for her yeah?
The Golden Knight: There is a note system for privacy, but I did not get to asking for that.
The Golden Knight: I began to care for her.
The Golden Knight: I felt skeptical because a foe tricked me by pretending to be my perfect match; that was around my birthday.
The Golden Knight: That was in June.
The Golden Knight: Plus, Lisa appeared only a couple days after Heather officially left. The timing was uncanny
The Golden Knight: I wrote in my journal I believe in "innocent until proven guilty," but I also admitted it seemed too good to be true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Wow what a crappy bday present was this on DA?
The Golden Knight: No, that was on "the forum".
The Golden Knight: If I could get the chance to see Lisa in-person, that would clear up all my skepticism, and ideally, that would mean I can declare her my lover; particularly if all she told me about herself is true.
Dr. Steve Brule: Anyway, back to lisa, like, when I meet a chick, the 1st thing I do is ask for some digits, so we could talk by othe rmeans other than internet stuff
The Golden Knight: I don't usually think she's so open to that. I use the typing means to talk, unless Instant Message or video chat is available.
The Golden Knight: I basically ask a battery of questions to see if the person is a good fit for me. Lisa was perfect!
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh I have a question about your art. It might be silly but...on your characters, why is there a black circle where their nuts are supposed to be?
The Golden Knight: That black circle was supposed to be crotch protection; like if you look at the armor in Halo.
Dr. Steve Brule: How did she feel towards you?
The Golden Knight: Take a good look at Master Chief's crotch.
The Golden Knight: And I felt that she has understood everything and even began to like me. That's taking everything she said to me at face value.
Dr. Steve Brule: Well, I hope shes okay...for your sake
The Golden Knight: Me too. I hope she's OK for her sake as well, and if there was anything that was my fault, I wish to set it right; on her request.
Dr. Steve Brule: Are you a Virgin?
The Golden Knight: Technically.
The Golden Knight: Sexual details are private, I'm afraid.
Dr. Steve Brule: No thats fine
The Golden Knight: I might tell you in-person, though.
Dr. Steve Brule: It's all good.
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you drink?
The Golden Knight: No alcohol. I love my sugar, though
The Golden Knight: I tried a non-alcohol beer, and it was fooking bitter!
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you have any vice's?
The Golden Knight: My whole face scrunched up. My only vices are sugar and the craving for sex.
Dr. Steve Brule: like bad ones other than sugar?
The Golden Knight: I don't think extended amounts of time sitting at a computer would qualify.
Dr. Steve Brule: Get a hooker lol. I know a lot of people who have
The Golden Knight: Outside of that, the answer is a straight-faced no.
The Golden Knight: Hookers are illegal.
The Golden Knight: Also "friends with benefits" are mythical, much like the true masochist.
Dr. Steve Brule: So youve never broken the law?
The Golden Knight: No, not that I can recount.
The Golden Knight: It was tempting at times, but I restrained myself. I wasn't afraid to act. I was afraid of the punishment for acting.
Dr. Steve Brule: What was?
The Golden Knight: What was what?
Dr. Steve Brule: Tempting? General law breaking or hookers?
The Golden Knight: At times, a bit of both. Any details I can not say and/or remember. I know the NSA is recording all this between us.
Dr. Steve Brule: LOL
Dr. Steve Brule: I know right
Dr. Steve Brule: so let me ask you this
Dr. Steve Brule: If the govt would allow a referendum on passing prostitution, how would you vote?
The Golden Knight: I would vote for it.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hell yeah
The Golden Knight: But, a referendum is never going to happen, period.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh, I know
Dr. Steve Brule: How is your relationship with your parents? Do they feel the same way you do about life? Do you draw you values and morals from them?
The Golden Knight: Mom and Dad love me and they know me almost as well as I know myself. They back me 110% and fully understand where I am coming from. We might not always agree on everything, but that's OK. I still love my parents and they love me!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats awesome! I dont have parents anymore
The Golden Knight: That's too bad for you; I'm sorry to hear that. Dad is actually very quiet and passive. In fact, for the most part, he just pays the bills and that's it. He cares in his own way.
Dr. Steve Brule: You guys like, do dad son stuff? I only ask cus I dont know anything about that
The Golden Knight: I wish! Only if it involves one of Dad's clubs.
Dr. Steve Brule: Clubs?
The Golden Knight: Ya; chummy get-togethers over a common topic.
Dr. Steve Brule: Oh like masons or something? Or country clubs?
The Golden Knight: More like car clubs
Dr. Steve Brule: Ah I see. You two have the same interests?
The Golden Knight: Not a lot, no. Also, the chemistry between us seems to fizzle. However, Dad seems to always have all the answers.
The Golden Knight: I remember as a kid thinking, "When I grow up, I'm going to be like Dad and I'll always have the answers to everything, too."
Dr. Steve Brule: Whats his answer to your love quest?
The Golden Knight: No comment.
The Golden Knight: Seriously. That's his actual answer.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hmmmm....What about your mother?
Dr. Steve Brule: Do you confide in them your struggles?
The Golden Knight: I think so, if I am interpreting your wording correctly.
The Golden Knight: I share my burdens with them in the hopes that they support me. That they do.
The Golden Knight: Some things, as I have said, are things that we simply can not act towards or do anything about.
Dr. Steve Brule: Support is great. What about suggestions? What did they think of Heather? Lisa?
The Golden Knight: They suggested dating sites, preferrably with people local to where I live. And they agree with me about both Heather and Lisa.
The Golden Knight: Heather is no longer an option, and Lisa seems too lofty, assuming it's true to begin with.
Dr. Steve Brule: You should try okcupid
The Golden Knight: I would love for Lisa to be my partner, based on what she told me. But, I do not know how things will play out. Chances are, she will never reappear.
The Golden Knight: OKCupid?
Dr. Steve Brule: Is there anyone you are talking to?
Dr. Steve Brule: yeah a dating site
The Golden Knight: Right now, I'm just talking to you at the moment.
Dr. Steve Brule: no no I mean, any potential sweethearts?
The Golden Knight: Other than the two I mentioned, no.
Dr. Steve Brule: anyway, before we end this I wanna touch again, not on autism specifically but...if you feel that there is something going on with you, maybe you should find out for sure you know?
Dr. Steve Brule: And please dont take offense to that
The Golden Knight: I think I know what you're trying to say, and I do not trust anyone to perform such an operation. Such agents will tend to fundamentally alter my personality and make me completely different.
Dr. Steve Brule: I want to see you succeed!
Dr. Steve Brule: Thats all
Dr. Steve Brule: in all aspects
The Golden Knight: No offense taken; but I think it's not going to happen.
The Golden Knight: And thanks for your support.
Dr. Steve Brule: Hows the comics coming>
The Golden Knight: I need to go eat for a couple minutes. But to answer, the comic is pretty much staggering; lack of motivation and demand, sadly.
The Golden Knight: Excuse me.
The Golden Knight is now Away.
Dr. Steve Brule: No worries Jay, I gotta go as well. Hopefully we can talk tomorrow or someting. Hope you have a good day tomorrow!
...And thats it
Holy shit, just finished reading the whole thing and it's all really enlightening in a fucked up way.
GK:
-only stops himself from doing illegal things, not because they are wrong, but because you can get punished for them.
-prioritizes his Love Quest as a 9/10.
-thinks his solution to losing one lover is to find another lover.
-believes "anyone with autism is a target."
-is unsure whether or not he's got the 'tism.
-believes finding a lover is as simple as asking a series of questions, then using that to determine compatibility.
The pit, it grows deeper with every passing day.
- Joined
- Jan 14, 2014
So in a change of direction from my normal light heart ways. I found his relationship with is dad very sad. (maybe because i will be a dad soon) But it seems like his dad really only works pays bills and never gives his son the time of day.
It seems many of our lolcows have shitty parents in common (Gail, Barb, etc) now in all fairness all of this is only based on this one conversation and i could very well be blowing hot air out my ass, and the golden knight is still a major cock weasel douche but the dad thing is still rather a bummer.
It seems many of our lolcows have shitty parents in common (Gail, Barb, etc) now in all fairness all of this is only based on this one conversation and i could very well be blowing hot air out my ass, and the golden knight is still a major cock weasel douche but the dad thing is still rather a bummer.