The Golden Knight - General Thread

[citizenoftheinternet]

I shouldn't be this excited for the inevitable tardrage, but...

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

So, something struck me as pretty funny going through @schiessen's leaks:
About a week ago, I sperged a bit at one of GK's comments on The Gilded Knight/Golden Knight pic. I didn't post any links to it because I didn't think it really contributed to discussion, nor did I want to interrupt the current discussion.

(rest of the convo is here)

Anyway, one of Schiessen's leaks revealed this gem:

I find it hilarious that he took my comment to heart so much that he had to use the cake analogy to defend himself. I never thought an insignificant, spergy comment would rile him up so much. Then again, this is Jay we're talking about.

 

[schiessen]

http://www.4shared.com/folder/NjzVfl9A/The_Golden_Dick_2.html

So I reactivated the email and got some screenshots

sadly, i was wrong, he didn't say "why lisa" after all but he was still a melodramatic piss baby in the last messages.

 

[Picklechu]

And with that, I can finally delete this picture of him from my computer before it commits suicide.

He looks frighteningly similar to the girl who borderline stalked me in middle and high school.

Also didn't the hillbilly thing have a mullet? Guess we can check that one off the list, too...

I think his name was Lumpy Meatman or something like that. I remember he was a bumpkin with a chicken ray or something like that. Not sure if he had a mullet, though.

 

[CWCissey]

He looks frighteningly similar to the girl who borderline stalked me in middle and high school.


I think his name was Lumpy Meatman or something like that. I remember he was a bumpkin with a chicken ray or something like that. Not sure if he had a mullet, though.

Fuzzy Lumpkins, and no.

 

[Jaimas]

@schiessen I'm in awe.

A part of my soul died this day.

It did, however, die laughing.

 

[Afinepickle]

This has become the greatest.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Wow, so if you answer his questions correctly he quickly decides he loves you. That is not autistic as fuck at all.

You bitch!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I have to go to bed but it has to be said. @schiessen, you did the Lord's work.

 

[teheviltwin]

oh I saw those comments, I didn't get anything out of it and i didn't use a webcam.

The last thing I wanted was him knowing my address and showing up at my house as a "suprise".

You have my apologies and then some. What you did was truly noble. My earlier comments were based on @Jascoz making out like he was a close friend of yours.

Lisa has received several gifts, better quality webcam, iPad mini and a PS4(cause she really needed one).

 

[OBAMATRON]

Who is Jascoz and who emailed Jay's coworkers and others?

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Hey goldie, I know a charming individual who happens to LOVE being stuck with thumbtacks

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IYgMYqqzi2Eseriously though his ideal mate is basically a redheaded female mick foley

What a freak every time you think his sadistic comments can't get any more strange he comes up with something new. Somehow this is worse than the Jellyfish comment because the thumbtacks you can buy anywhere. Tinfoil talks a lot about hurting people during sex, but you know that when he sees blood he faints or worse he throws up on the unfortunate person involved.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I'm going to have to wait until I get home to read the new 50 Shades of Jay (unless someone with an iron stomach does a dramatic reading...) and I think I'm looking forward to it more than to beer.

Regarding GK's co-workers - am I the only one who Googles all my colleagues and makes files of useful information?

Seriously tho, these are young guys who work in IT, and Jay is am unusual fellow who constantly doxes himself and brags about his Sonichu - they most likely found it themselves.

 

[CWCTime]

http://www.4shared.com/folder/-uer7Uvy/The_Golden_Dick.html

gg to those who called me being an obvious ween

lol @ GK's roleplay scenario. If Russia, Germany, Poland, and the UK invaded the US, there's no reason why they would send ground troops through Maryland and Virginia to get to DC, especially if the US military is spread so thin that a handful of spergs in mythical armor is protecting the capital. DC has a fucking harbor, after all!

Also, railguns are not even close to being a Real Thing yet. Sure, there have been experiments with them, but they're not even close to being viable as portable lethal weapons due to the amount of power they consume. Maybe his railgun just has the same fictional power source that his exoskeleton does.

 

[Jonzun]

I'm going to have to wait until I get home to read the new 50 Shades of Jay (unless someone with an iron stomach does a dramatic reading...)

Done.

http://clyp.it/c2nj5c0w

(I wanted to upload it to YouTube with the screen caps but I suck with video editing )

 

[DysfunctionalNewt]

 

[Doctor Duke]

oh I saw those comments, I didn't get anything out of it and i didn't use a webcam.

The last thing I wanted was him knowing my address and showing up at my house as a "suprise".

then explain what's propping up my crafts table

 

[LaptopGeek]

All these screenshots make think of this song...

(not sure if the song is banned in other countries but it is banned by the BBC for years)

 

[schiessen]

You have my apologies and then some. What you did was truly noble. My earlier comments were based on @Jascoz making out like he was a close friend of yours.

yeah, I saw those.

I don't know Jascoz, for the record, they where making things up but it was pretty fucking hilarious either way

every time he said "coiled around your leg" I thought of a creepy snake with his creepy powerpuff persona literally slithering on my leg and it made me gag.

how he's had a girlfriend is beyond me, i've never met a guy that legitimately made me gag in the way he did.

Who is Jascoz and who emailed Jay's coworkers and others?

i have no idea who Jascoz is but you emailed his coworkers?

I have to go to bed but it has to be said. @schiessen, you did the Lord's work.

glad I could be of service, at least i didn't suffer in those roleplays for nothing

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

And with that, I can finally delete this picture of him from my computer before it commits suicide.

I think I just realized why he really has that mullet. It's pretty much Blossom's hairstyle.