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I wonder if he is at his computer right now, shrieking into it.
 
The first girl who asspats anything on his DA account, I'm assuming. It'll be like Chris; anyone of the opposite sex is at risk of an offer for him to literally leg-hump them.

Quickly, somebody activate a pony account and pretend to be female. We must see if his hatred of pony for "stealing all the PPG fans" is more than his desire to have somebody to cling to as if he'll die otherwise.
 
he is SUPER clingly and SUPER demanding. Heather, if you're seeing this, i'm sorry you had to put up with this dick.

edit: spelling

It's all right, it wasn't your fault. But yeah, his extreme clinginess got on my nerves as well. And the funny thing is that he would whine when I wasn't available but he expected me to understand when he wasn't available.

Oh and speaking of his clinginess, a day or so before the breakup, I hadn't talked to him on dA for not even a full day before he called me, asking me if I was all right and wondering why I hadn't said anything to him all day. And on an interesting note, this ended up being the same phone call where he laughed at hearing my sister's game in the background and said he could take her after I told him that she would end him for making fun of her game.
 
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And with that, I can finally delete this picture of him from my computer before it commits suicide.
 
It's all right, it wasn't your fault. But yeah, his extreme clinginess got on my nerves as well. And the funny thing is that he would whine when I wasn't available but he expected me to understand when he wasn't available.

Oh and speaking of his clinginess, a day or so before the breakup, I hadn't talked to him on dA for not even a full day before he called me, asking me if I was all right and wondering why I hadn't said anything to him all day. And on an interesting note, this ended up being the same phone call where he laughed at hearing my sister's game in the background and said he could take her after I told him that she would end him for making fun of her game.

Not to alog but he is so selfish it's incredible. He kept talking about how much he wanted to be seen as a hero but, in reality, he's such a complete pussy and completely and utterly selfish. He kept saying he missed me and worried about me then went on to try and cyber me. it was completely obvious what he really wanted, he doesn't even try and hide it.

and i read about all that shit he did to you... like i said, you've put up with some real shit, I hope things are going better for you after having this dick in your life for so long.
 
Not to alog but he is so selfish it's incredible. He kept talking about how much he wanted to be seen as a hero but, in reality, he's such a complete pussy and completely and utterly selfish. He kept saying he missed me and worried about me then went on to try and cyber me. it was completely obvious what he really wanted, he doesn't even try and hide it.

and i read about all that shit he did to you... like i said, you've put up with some real shit, I hope things are going better for you after having this dick in your life for so long.

Things have gotten better after I dumped him. I'm going to a convention in a few weeks and I've been able to focus on school and work better.
 
No one can withstand GK's douchecanoe levels, not even for for a PS4.

edit: also, that last email he sent that you deleted: can you dig it out of your deleted folder? The first sentence alone sounds straight out of an afternoon soap opera.
 
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And with that, I can finally delete this picture of him from my computer before it commits suicide.
You have done the work of GodJesus and the Bear this is the ultimate GK picture.
Not to alog but he is so selfish it's incredible. He kept talking about how much he wanted to be seen as a hero but, in reality, he's such a complete pussy and completely and utterly selfish. He kept saying he missed me and worried about me then went on to try and cyber me. it was completely obvious what he really wanted, he doesn't even try and hide it.

and i read about all that shit he did to you... like i said, you've put up with some real shit, I hope things are going better for you after having this dick in your life for so long.
You would think that GK would more naturally be drawn to being a villain. I mean his sociopathic mannerisms, his cowardice, his internet toughness, his love of torture, his desire for power. He would make an actual good villain rather than a dumb bumbling hero.
http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com/

I wouldn't worry about a new heartsweet...
I hope they have the fortitude to cyber and RP with Goldie. May GodJesus and the Bear be with our hero in their finest hour.
 
You would think that GK would more naturally be drawn to being a villain. I mean his sociopathic mannerisms, his cowardice, his internet toughness, his love of torture, his desire for power. He would make an actual good villain rather than a dumb bumbling hero.

Villains don't get the glory and admiration of others. Chris had the same problem. He wanted to be seen as a hero/upstanding guy when really his fantasies lined up more with what a villain would want. They're more like those villains that are under the delusion they're helping mankind by whatever world destroying/domination scheme they currently have. The villain thinks he's doing the right thing and assumes anyone who tries to stop him is just small-minded and stupid.

Except fucking retarded.
 
Careful, I heard those things are filled with clumsy and socially awkward orgies.
Only if Ball Pits are involved.

You would think that GK would more naturally be drawn to being a villain. I mean his sociopathic mannerisms, his cowardice, his internet toughness, his love of torture, his desire for power. He would make an actual good villain rather than a dumb bumbling hero.

Don't forget my deconstruction of his avatar image putting him with connections to every single bad guy from PPG drawn in a similar style to the namesake trio (and the stupid one). And then his "original puff" statement means he's on the same biological level as Mojo Jojo the mutant monkey. And then I guess if we really want to twist the knife, I'm sure we could count the fact he dresses up with inspiration from an all-girl group as a relation to Him.

EDIT: Also didn't the hillbilly thing have a mullet? Guess we can check that one off the list, too...
 
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Well well, two girlfriends lost over the course of a month and both of them ended up here. I don't want to sound like an A log but I can't wait to see how he's gonna react to this :lol:
 
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