I wish I could enjoy strategy games, but I feel as though I'm too stupid to enjoy them. The mechanics often become overwhelming to me and at some point I completely lose focus on what to do and how to go about playing it.
The only one that doesn't make me feel stupid is Fire Emblem, but even then I suck at formulating any strategy beyond brute forcing my way through the maps.
Some machines, notably Doctor Who from 1994, won't let you start with the glass off because they were worried about peoples' fingers getting chopped off in the time expander.