The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[POWER IN MISERY]

ring ring hello?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

ring ring hello?

Batman: Arkham City?

 

[Vault Boy]

A guy returns home and goes on a cross-state journey.

 

[ZehnBoat]

A guy returns home and goes on a cross-state journey.

fallout 4

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Here's a sequel: Man wakes up from a "nap" to do it all over again

 

[Vault Boy]

fallout 4

Already did that one. It's older than Fallout 4.

 

[Burned Man]

A guy returns home and goes on a cross-state journey.

Resistance 3

 

[Vault Boy]

Resistance 3

Even older than that.

 

[Meaty Spaghetti]

you are a truck that races a another truck that stands there and does nothng

 

[Slamerella]

A game of "your choices matter" except the only impactful choice happens early on in the game, and even then two of the three choices aren't canon.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

you are a truck that races a another truck that stands there and does nothng

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

A game of "your choices matter" except the only impactful choice happens early on in the game, and even then two of the three choices aren't canon.

I'm gonna go on a limb here and assume every TellTale game ever made.

 

[Slamerella]

I'm gonna go on a limb here and assume every TellTale game ever made.

Actually, no, but my biggest hint is that it's one of the highest selling 3DS games.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

A guy goes through a snowstorm while everything slows down around him.

 

[Meaty Spaghetti]

you can build a roller coaster but only a steel or wood and you must test it first before you can ride it in first person, it falls apart if it fails

 

[Sigma]

A guy goes through a snowstorm while everything slows down around him.

IT'S PAYNE

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

Dog fighting, but cuter

 

[Spelling Bee]

new york's homeless problem: the game

 

[Nobunaga]

You help lucifer kill a giant disco ball and you 2 go on a holy crusade to kill god because fuck him

 

[Red Hood]

Dog fighting, but cuter

Pokemans

new york's homeless problem: the game

Condemned: Criminal Origins

New one:
Your creepy mom mentally abuses you

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

Your creepy mom mentally abuses you

Beyond the Sleep