The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Burned Man]

Right on the nose, then again Im not very good at these. Having fun though

1.Boy wakes to find out he completely missed puberty and has to beat a man with too much pussy on his hands.
2. Guy shoves a rock into himself because he is dumb.
3.Some kid with daggers has to fight a virus.

2. Diablo.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Whispered World?

Not quite. It's a little older than that and made by a much bigger company.

 

[GethN7]

My turn:

1. Make a bunch of robots shoot each other in turn based combat.
2. Punch Japanese mobsters while wearing a leisure suit.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

2. Punch Japanese mobsters while wearing a leisure suit.

Yakuza?

 

[GethN7]

Yakuza?

Bingo.

 

[Overcast]

an 'interesting' man welcomes you to the family, son.

Resident Evil 7.

Horny boy helps girl run away from abusive mom.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Low-level factory worker helps his fellow workers go on strike against the meat-packing plant they work at.

 

[adorable bitch]

Resident Evil 7.

yep.

Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon

yep

its fun to make these up, but hard to make them actually difficult

 

[Overcast]

Low-level factory worker helps his fellow workers go on strike against the meat-packing plant they work at.

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee.

Can't sneak that past me, that's one of my favorite games right there.

 

[The Valeyard]

Black man was being transported to prison, but the police car crashed, letting him scape, also he gets offended because a redneck calls him a nigger without using the word nigger

The Walking Dead: Season One.

 

[Anima]

Syrian rebel responsible for the death of nine people.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

The Walking Dead: Season One.

Yup

 

[ZehnBoat]

i got a few

1. literally cooking sausage
2. tech support for a computer from the 80s
3. you're a virtual robot, and god is an AI
4. grow plants up to the moon
5. you are rich evans

 

[CWC spells Master Duel]

1. Theres Zombies, Nyarlapthotep and it's overpriced

2. Plumber saves the galaxy by restarting the universe

3. You beat up niggers with a key

 

[ZehnBoat]

2. Plumber saves the galaxy by restarting the universe

3. You beat up niggers with a key

super mario galaxy

kingdom hearts (???)

 

[CWC spells Master Duel]

super mario galaxy

kingdom hearts (???

yes and yes

i made the first one hard.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You must deliver kindness.

 

[Bagronkleton]

Feral kid assaults pigs.

 

[Vault Boy]

Feral kid assaults pigs.

The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker?

 

[Bagronkleton]

Not quite, but good try!