The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

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  • A plumber jumps around in outer space.
  • Walk out of a bunker to see how much your home has changed.
  • Punch a bunch of quirky characters.
  • Explore ruins to find your lost stuff.
  • Stack a bunch of blocks together.
 
  • A plumber jumps around in outer space.
  • Walk out of a bunker to see how much your home has changed.
  • Punch a bunch of quirky characters.
  • Explore ruins to find your lost stuff.
  • Stack a bunch of blocks together.

> A plumber jumps around in outer space.

Super Mario Galaxy

> Punch a bunch of quirky characters.

Punch Out?

> Explore ruins to find your lost stuff.

I'm tempted to say Metroid Prime 2, but most likely, it's a wrong answer
 
> A plumber jumps around in outer space.

Super Mario Galaxy

> Punch a bunch of quirky characters.

Punch Out?

> Explore ruins to find your lost stuff.

I'm tempted to say Metroid Prime 2, but most likely, it's a wrong answer
Yes to all three of them. I was being general with the last one, since you do that in nearly every Metroid game.
 
Yes to all three of them. I was being general with the last one, since you do that in nearly every Metroid game.

Well, i think only in Prime 2 and Fussion you find stuff you already had from the beginning, but in Fusion, you explore a space station, so...

also, i almost forgot

> Stack a bunch of blocks together.

Tetris
 
Well, i think only in Prime 2 and Fussion you find stuff you already had from the beginning, but in Fusion, you explore a space station, so...

also, i almost forgot

> Stack a bunch of blocks together.

Tetris
You also lose a bunch of your shit at the beginning of Prime 1, so there's that.

Oh, and you're right about the last one as well.
 
Right on the nose, then again Im not very good at these. Having fun though

1.Boy wakes to find out he completely missed puberty and has to beat a man with too much pussy on his hands.
2. Guy shoves a rock into himself because he is dumb.
3.Some kid with daggers has to fight a virus.
 
an 'interesting' man welcomes you to the family, son.

glorified friendship cock-fighting 7: this time in hawaii!
 
you commit inhumane science experiments to make gods just to use them to farm experience from metal loving gray kings, just to make some wolf. You also play as some Goku looking guy.

an 'interesting' man welcomes you to the family, son.

glorified friendship cock-fighting 7: this time in hawaii!
Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon
 
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