The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

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King said:
A red bat kidnaps a woman during a late night picnic, the boyfriend puts his clothes on and then throws random shit.
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Ghosts and Goblins

1. Teens with daddy issues fight Hitler.
2. You go take amulet from the wizard and give it to your god.
3. Slave from a banana plantation goes to kill a big frog but probably dies instead.
 
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Arm_of_the_Lord said:
Ghosts and Goblins

1. Teens with daddy issues fight Hitler.
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I want to say Persona 2. Although from what I've heard some of the cast are actually adults.

Robots make other robots that turn against them and now you have to fight them too.
 
Arm_of_the_Lord said:
Ghosts and Goblins

1. Teens with daddy issues fight Hitler.
2. You go take amulet from the wizard and give it to your god.
3. Slave from a banana plantation goes to kill a big frog but probably dies instead.
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3. is Donkey Kong Country, right?
 
God gives waifus to all of humanity and dies thanks to the protagonist of the past game killing his other half
 
scorptatious said:
Robots make other robots that turn against them and now you have to fight them too.
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Megaman X?

You and your thot have to save your uncle from a shitty neighborhood run by a fat gun toting fuck in a shitty outfit
 
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