The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[jewelry investor]

Mario Party 2.

Different series

 

[Y2K Baby]

Different series

Sonic Shuffle Party.

 

[jewelry investor]

Sonic Shuffle Party.

It’s a recent game

 

[Y2K Baby]

It’s a recent game

Monopoly.

 

[Burned Man]

It’s a recent game

Correct

Some virgin invests in real estate.

Yakuza 0

 

[jewelry investor]

Yakuza 0

Correct

 

[Y2K Baby]

Correct

Fake news.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Man faces his dark side in space with his best friend, son, and a wise companion they met along the way.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Man faces his dark side in space with his best friend, son, and a wise companion they met along the way.

Mario Party 7.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Mario Party 7.

Unfortunately not

 

[UE 558]

Hungry nigger needs to get his shit back from asshole neighbor

 

[The Valeyard]

A prince tells a princess about some things that don't end up happening.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Child cries a lot while trapped in a basement.

 

[Sammy]

Teenagers try to find their friend in a big house.

 

[The Valeyard]

Teenagers try to find their friend in a big house.

Maniac Mansion

 

[Sammy]

Maniac Mansion

winner chicken dinner

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

I got one.

Satan gives you a pet worm then you kill a discoball

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I got one.

Satan gives you a pet worm then you kill a discoball

Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne?

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne?

We have a winner.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Janitor saves the universe.

 

[Red Hood]

Man meets the daughter he never knew he had, despite issues with her adoptive father.

Racial strife becomes all-out war.

Mailman tracks stolen package and delivers it.

Drug addict goes psycho and eats his friends.

a scientist permantently alters time. That scientist's name?...

Anthroplogical fieldwork making connections between disparate ancient civilizations.

Janitor saves the universe.

Space Quest