The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Neet Tokusatsu]

Bald man with anger issues obsessed with muh revenge

 

[Rand /pol/]

Maybe Thief or Hello Neighbor?

Good guess, but SWAT 4 was the answer.

 

[Y2K Baby]

President IJustine vs. IRobot

 

[Y2K Baby]

Bald man with anger issues obsessed with muh revenge

God of War 3, SPECIFICALLY.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Man rides the train late to work.

Eco-hippies protest a big megacorporation.

 

[Bob Page]

Drill Maintenance Simulator 2018

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

God of War 3, SPECIFICALLY.

I guess it was too easy

Man rides the train late to work.

Half Life?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Half Life?

Yup. Probably too easy.

 

[RG 448]

1. Guy wakes up and wanders around a house

2. Telltale Batman

3. A plumber goes on vacation

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Killer 7

That's the one!

 

[Canned Bread]

1. Guy wakes up and wanders around a house

2. Telltale Batman

3. A plumber goes on vacation

2 is Batman: The Telltale Series

3 is Super Mario Sunshine

 

[Y2K Baby]

Video games are real and you fuck a policeman's wife.

 

[RG 448]

Video games are real and you fuck a policeman's wife.

My daily itinerary.

 

[skiddlez]

Drill Maintenance Simulator 2018

Payday, right?

 

[Y2K Baby]

My daily itinerary.

Video games aren't real, you Republican fuck.

 

[jewelry investor]

The same terrorist incident as before but now there's back-flips.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

The same terrorist incident as before but now there's back-flips.

Metal Gear Solid 2?

 

[jewelry investor]

Metal Gear Solid 2?

almost

 

[Neil]

1. Teen protests deforestation and gentrification
2. Man ransacks local village in search of food

Man uncovers a conspiracy in his workplace

Stanley Parable? Or the original plot to Bomberman.

 

[skiddlez]

Man ransacks local village in search of food

I'm sure this isn't it, it's too obscure, but I guess Pathologic.