hello it's me again and i have decided that here would be the place i would plant my 5000TH shitPOST. yay me!
alright, so i finally got to the point in ffvii: remake where i can do the 'top secrets' vr fight where you face a gauntlet of 4 (or 5) summons, followed by what i can only assume is supposed to be a secret megaboss called the pride & joy prototype (or something like that, cbf to look it up). looked up some strategies because i suck at life and here's my results. btw i used cloud, tifa, and barret, with barret(!) acting as my main healer:
shiva: cast firaga to pressure, whale on her with tifa until staggered, cast stop, you win!
fat chocobo: just whale on him, stagger him, whale on him more, avoid the tonberries, revive when needed. it's not like these fights are timed so you may as well take your time.
leviathan: easy as long as you fight her at close range, as she has more long-range attacks than short-range attacks that may miss you if you're standing too close to her.
bahamut / ifrit: idk, mang, just try not to suck at video games. he'll charge up megaflare with a countdown of 5 throughout the battle, there is a high chance it will kill your party unless well-prepared. can knock the counter down to 1 if you stagger him. at less than half health he will summon ifrit, who can safely be ignored if you have a maxed out elemental + fire materia equipped, so he'll just heal you every time he hits you.
pride & joy prototype: equip a character with a maxed out synergy + lightning materia, damage the prototype enough that its legs become targetable, lock onto either one of the legs, use abilities from the two characters NOT equipped with synergy to attack single leg which causes the character with the synergy materia to cast thunder (which uses no mp) every single time another character uses an ability, so just whale on the leg until it's crippled, causing the prototype to fall to the ground and be unable to attack, rise and repeat.
fucking disappointing, tbh. bahamut was harder than the supposed 'megaboss'. however these fights did demonstrate that the synergy materia is op as fuck. also i got an item whose name i cbf to look up, but the character you equip it to starts battle with a full limit break gauge and the gauge passively fills throughout the battle.
-insert many autism puzzle pieces here-