Opinion The Email Caste's Last Stand - Tech companies ran off the cliff long ago

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Malcom Kyeyune


Most discussions of Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter have focused on its political implications. In many accounts, Musk is engaged in a war against “the cathedral”—that is, against the dominance of professionals who have sought to make the internet more restrictive. Musk has now supposedly poked the first hole in the digital Berlin Wall erected over the past half decade.

Yet there is another aspect of the Musk takeover that has little to do with free speech or even ideology—although it has a great deal to do with the class interests of Big Tech censors. As a recession looms, Silicon Valley is shedding the non-essential workers it acquired when unlimited venture funding made turning a profit an afterthought. Musk happens to have taken the helm at Twitter just as this reality is asserting itself. In this sense, the revolt against his leadership is the last stand of a cohort of activist hangers-on who are about to find themselves unemployed.

Musk paid $44 billion to acquire Twitter, and all indications are that the platform isn’t worth anything close to that. Once he got access to the company’s finances, the Tesla boss realized it was losing millions of dollars every day, and that many of its employees weren’t doing much work at all. So he proceeded to do what most executives would do in this situation: He laid off some of his workers.

“Tech companies ran off the cliff long ago.”
The abrupt firing of thousands of employees solicited a new wave of outrage from Musk’s haters. But even if you remove him from the equation, Twitter couldn’t have gone much longer without massive layoffs. The same thing is happening across Silicon Valley. Last week, the online-payments company Stripe announced it would cut 14 percent of its workforce, as did the rideshare giant Lyft; Facebook parent company Meta looks poised to do the same. Like Wile E. Coyote, tech companies ran off the cliff long ago; only now is economic gravity starting to assert itself.

Many “unicorn” tech startups began with a few engineers and a product they wanted to sell, but over the past decade-plus, they have accrued a bloated bureaucracy of “equity”-minded h.r. activists, ESG-savvy consultants, affinity-group mavens, climate-change specialists, and many other email-caste hangers-on. Now that times are turning bad, tech companies can no longer afford to sustain a massive “court” of professional-class nobility, paying sinecures to sons and daughters of the good and the great who don’t know how to code or crunch numbers, but know how to write emails, hold useless meetings, and talk about diversity and inclusion.

Here, one is reminded of a social dynamic that took hold in the leadup to the French Revolution. In the latter half of the 18th century, France was trying to reform its increasingly dysfunctional army, and some of the reformers made an issue of the fact that commoners couldn’t get promoted to higher positions. Surely, a properly meritocratic army would be more efficient than one that saw itself as a place to park the listless, and often talentless, sons of the nobility. But all attempts to make the army accept non-nobles in commanding positions were defeated. The problem was that France now had a large class of impoverished nobles, for which some sort of exclusive jobs program was absolutely necessary. They didn’t have diversified business interests like the court nobility at Versailles; all they had was their noble privilege, and if the French state abolished the last areas where that privilege meant something, they would truly be lost.

A similar dynamic is operative in America today. The people who worked “on climate” at Twitter, now being given the ax by the perfidious Elon Musk, are openly complaining that they won’t be able to find jobs anywhere else in this economy. They are, of course, right to worry. One of the biggest and least-talked-about social questions in the West is how to economically provide for our own modern version of France’s impecunious nobles: that is, how to prop up high-status people who can’t really do much economically productive work.

In my own country, Sweden, the state picks up a lot of the slack. Here, small municipalities hire dozens or hundreds of communicators, consultants, and other plainly nonproductive personnel, and attempts to do something about it run into a very simple question: Where else are these people supposed to work? Who else would hire them? Though few will say it openly, the city of Uppsala’s nearly 100 communicators have nothing to do with communication, and everything to do with preserving social stability. It is, in essence, just part of a massive jobs program.

In America, that jobs program is only partially covered by the state. Private companies like Twitter have therefore been expected to shoulder the burden and make sure the scions of the professional-managerial class can find lucrative work, even when there is no real economic reason to pay them. That system is now buckling under the sheer amount of waste and parasitism that can no longer be covered up by cheap money and easy debt. Musk makes a useful scapegoat here, but none of this is his fault, nor could he change this dynamic if he wanted to.

In an earlier column, I ended with the following question: “Gen. Mark Milley infamously testified before a congressional hearing that he wanted to understand ‘white rage.’ But who right now is prepared for progressive, multiracial, demisexual rage, as the core social groups driving progressivism in America are hit the hardest by layoffs and the end of Silicon Valley subsidies?” That rage is no longer coming—it’s here.
 
Especially after how many millions of people got the axe because of covid shit that these tech workers almost unanimously supported. Suddenly they are getting laid off due to real economic downturn, and the whole world is ending and every journoscum is kvetching about it.

Guess those tech workers should just learn how to mine coal.
Based on the article, I'd be hard pressed to say that most of the people laid off were tech workers that actually did any technical work.
 
Cope, seethe, and dilate?

Oh, and the rage:

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That thing on the left…
The FAANG companies are all currently hemorrhaging cash and shedding excess weight, so the Silicon Valley job market really is going under for all but workers who have actual skills other than reminding the C-level suite that their headquarters are located on stolen D'rinkn-Strno land or leaking private memos to journos.

I saw this happen in NYC at the tail end of the 90s. There were lots of freaks, troons, and radicals in every office and lots of venture capitalists ready to give them checks to build the next pets.com. After the dot.bust, most of them wound up unemployed and moving to smaller cities because they could no longer get an NYC office job simply by being the CFO's ecstasy dealer.
it’s funny how this is happening again. The venture capitalists didn’t learn the first time. I’m not surprised, a lot of tech companies had lots of bloat. The unfortunate thing is that in some companies diversity will be prioritized over their actual coders. Twitter is one such company pre-Musk.
 
The FAANG companies are all currently hemorrhaging cash and shedding excess weight, so the Silicon Valley job market really is going under for all but workers who have actual skills other than reminding the C-level suite that their headquarters are located on stolen D'rinkn-Strno land or leaking private memos to journos.

I saw this happen in NYC at the tail end of the 90s. There were lots of freaks, troons, and radicals in every office and lots of venture capitalists ready to give them checks to build the next pets.com. After the dot.bust, most of them wound up unemployed and moving to smaller cities because they could no longer get an NYC office job simply by being the CFO's ecstasy dealer.
You mean FAGMAN. Tech is in a weird place, where they're laying people off, meanwhile a lot of other companies are still hiring and complaining of shortages. I wonder how many of these people laid off are actually competent engineers, and I wonder how hard it'll be for them to find new jobs, considering all the openings in smaller companies there are. Whether they'll get hired with a pay cut or if those companies are just trying to fulfill their requirements to hire H1Bs, I don't know though.
 
other companies are still hiring and complaining of shortages.
Hey pal, wanna buy a bridge?
It's not a shortages issue. It's that they want to claim there are no other qualified workers so they NEED visa-people.
 
Thinking the cathedral, which is funded indirectly by the Federal Reserve, is going to go quietly is very cute. Very optimistic piece.
The premise, from my reading at least, is that rising interest rates have kinked the cash hose that was previously flooding Silicon Valley with venture capital and thereby subsiding 6 gorillion diversity managers per programmer. As the economy contracts, either the parasites get removed or the lights go out.

We've all seen California, so we know how that one goes.
 
There was a young woman with a designer handbag on the train this morning talking on the phone about all the people she knew who had moved to the country for Facebook/Twitter/Google jobs and bought houses, and are now being laid off en masse.
 
Especially after how many millions of people got the axe because of covid shit that these tech workers almost unanimously supported. Suddenly they are getting laid off due to real economic downturn, and the whole world is ending and every journoscum is kvetching about it.

Guess those tech workers should just learn how to mine coal.
They should unironically learn to code.
For every programmer twitter had they had a hundred people employed to talk about how to control the message and game the rules so checkmarks and woke 12 year olds were ok to post violent threats and bigotry but the chudcels would be banned for even hinting at wrongthink or god forbid even organizing protests
 
There was a young woman with a designer handbag on the train this morning talking on the phone about all the people she knew who had moved to the country for Facebook/Twitter/Google jobs and bought houses, and are now being laid off en masse.
Now I'm picturing that Tiktok girl who shows that tech jobs are glorified adult day care centers now tearfully protest at losing her job... whose skill set is barely entry level.

Really hate how Tumblr culture has forced its way into mainstream. This mass amounts of fail wouldn't be happening if it was chan culture that got adopted.
 
They should unironically learn to code.
For every programmer twitter had they had a hundred people employed to talk about how to control the message and game the rules so checkmarks and woke 12 year olds were ok to post violent threats and bigotry but the chudcels would be banned for even hinting at wrongthink or god forbid even organizing protests
Please God no, there are enough incompetent programmers out there. They should learn to mine coal or something.
 
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