Opinion The Email Caste's Last Stand - Tech companies ran off the cliff long ago

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Malcom Kyeyune


Most discussions of Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter have focused on its political implications. In many accounts, Musk is engaged in a war against “the cathedral”—that is, against the dominance of professionals who have sought to make the internet more restrictive. Musk has now supposedly poked the first hole in the digital Berlin Wall erected over the past half decade.

Yet there is another aspect of the Musk takeover that has little to do with free speech or even ideology—although it has a great deal to do with the class interests of Big Tech censors. As a recession looms, Silicon Valley is shedding the non-essential workers it acquired when unlimited venture funding made turning a profit an afterthought. Musk happens to have taken the helm at Twitter just as this reality is asserting itself. In this sense, the revolt against his leadership is the last stand of a cohort of activist hangers-on who are about to find themselves unemployed.

Musk paid $44 billion to acquire Twitter, and all indications are that the platform isn’t worth anything close to that. Once he got access to the company’s finances, the Tesla boss realized it was losing millions of dollars every day, and that many of its employees weren’t doing much work at all. So he proceeded to do what most executives would do in this situation: He laid off some of his workers.

“Tech companies ran off the cliff long ago.”
The abrupt firing of thousands of employees solicited a new wave of outrage from Musk’s haters. But even if you remove him from the equation, Twitter couldn’t have gone much longer without massive layoffs. The same thing is happening across Silicon Valley. Last week, the online-payments company Stripe announced it would cut 14 percent of its workforce, as did the rideshare giant Lyft; Facebook parent company Meta looks poised to do the same. Like Wile E. Coyote, tech companies ran off the cliff long ago; only now is economic gravity starting to assert itself.

Many “unicorn” tech startups began with a few engineers and a product they wanted to sell, but over the past decade-plus, they have accrued a bloated bureaucracy of “equity”-minded h.r. activists, ESG-savvy consultants, affinity-group mavens, climate-change specialists, and many other email-caste hangers-on. Now that times are turning bad, tech companies can no longer afford to sustain a massive “court” of professional-class nobility, paying sinecures to sons and daughters of the good and the great who don’t know how to code or crunch numbers, but know how to write emails, hold useless meetings, and talk about diversity and inclusion.

Here, one is reminded of a social dynamic that took hold in the leadup to the French Revolution. In the latter half of the 18th century, France was trying to reform its increasingly dysfunctional army, and some of the reformers made an issue of the fact that commoners couldn’t get promoted to higher positions. Surely, a properly meritocratic army would be more efficient than one that saw itself as a place to park the listless, and often talentless, sons of the nobility. But all attempts to make the army accept non-nobles in commanding positions were defeated. The problem was that France now had a large class of impoverished nobles, for which some sort of exclusive jobs program was absolutely necessary. They didn’t have diversified business interests like the court nobility at Versailles; all they had was their noble privilege, and if the French state abolished the last areas where that privilege meant something, they would truly be lost.

A similar dynamic is operative in America today. The people who worked “on climate” at Twitter, now being given the ax by the perfidious Elon Musk, are openly complaining that they won’t be able to find jobs anywhere else in this economy. They are, of course, right to worry. One of the biggest and least-talked-about social questions in the West is how to economically provide for our own modern version of France’s impecunious nobles: that is, how to prop up high-status people who can’t really do much economically productive work.

In my own country, Sweden, the state picks up a lot of the slack. Here, small municipalities hire dozens or hundreds of communicators, consultants, and other plainly nonproductive personnel, and attempts to do something about it run into a very simple question: Where else are these people supposed to work? Who else would hire them? Though few will say it openly, the city of Uppsala’s nearly 100 communicators have nothing to do with communication, and everything to do with preserving social stability. It is, in essence, just part of a massive jobs program.

In America, that jobs program is only partially covered by the state. Private companies like Twitter have therefore been expected to shoulder the burden and make sure the scions of the professional-managerial class can find lucrative work, even when there is no real economic reason to pay them. That system is now buckling under the sheer amount of waste and parasitism that can no longer be covered up by cheap money and easy debt. Musk makes a useful scapegoat here, but none of this is his fault, nor could he change this dynamic if he wanted to.

In an earlier column, I ended with the following question: “Gen. Mark Milley infamously testified before a congressional hearing that he wanted to understand ‘white rage.’ But who right now is prepared for progressive, multiracial, demisexual rage, as the core social groups driving progressivism in America are hit the hardest by layoffs and the end of Silicon Valley subsidies?” That rage is no longer coming—it’s here.
 
They get what they deserve, I guess. I don't care if you're lazy, but if you're not actually producing anything of value, you deserve to be fired.
 
One of the biggest and least-talked-about social questions in the West is how to economically provide for our own modern version of France’s impecunious nobles: that is, how to prop up high-status people who can’t really do much economically productive work.

The motherfuckers can do just like everyone else.

Go to the day job places or fucking starve.
 
Article said:
In many accounts, Musk is engaged in a war against “the cathedral”—that is, against the dominance of professionals who have sought to make the internet more restrictive.

If you don't know the actual definition of a term that you've heard used, it's best to not give a definition especially if it's just the one you've assumed from contextual usage of it.

Because that's not what that means.
 
I think it's a bit overblown to talk about society-wide changes because a few thousand people are getting laid off. Yes, a lot of those had influence disproportionate to their (nonexistent) value, but society will have no trouble absorbing a few more newly-minted disability fakers.
 
I think that the issue is that the people being laid off are the well connected, monied children of privilege who have spent the last decade creating an anti-life machine called cancel culture that has always had an element to it that desperately wants to commit a Rawanda-level genocide against the working class and middle class white population of the US.

These fuckers, not the working class Trump voter, are the type that when their cushy parasite lifestyle is threaten, will start stoking the fires of mass murder due to them thinking that the only way to regain their privileged positions of power in the corporate world, will be to kill the dirty working class/middle class whites that "are to blame for society's ills".
 
One of the biggest and least-talked-about social questions in the West is how to economically provide for our own modern version of France’s impecunious nobles: that is, how to prop up high-status people who can’t really do much economically productive work.
Remember, there are a lot of these people and positions are given to them because of the group they belong to. Many of them seem to believe they are competent and deserving of it.
 
In an earlier column, I ended with the following question: “Gen. Mark Milley infamously testified before a congressional hearing that he wanted to understand ‘white rage.’ But who right now is prepared for progressive, multiracial, demisexual rage, as the core social groups driving progressivism in America are hit the hardest by layoffs and the end of Silicon Valley subsidies?” That rage is no longer coming—it’s here.

Cope, seethe, and dilate?

Oh, and the rage:

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The motherfuckers can do just like everyone else.

Go to the day job places or fucking starve.
that's not going to happen
as long as this same class of people wields power and control over societys institutions, they will continue leveraging that power to create comfortable and profitable non-jobs for themselves at the expense of the productive parts of society.
if (and that's a big if) the tech sector actually purges them they will find another host for their parasitism, and use their social power to force their way in, much like they did in tech.
 
In my own country, Sweden, the state picks up a lot of the slack. Here, small municipalities hire dozens or hundreds of communicators, consultants, and other plainly nonproductive personnel, and attempts to do something about it run into a very simple question: Where else are these people supposed to work?
This is what will happen to most of the parasitic class: the government will just absorb them. Granted they won’t pay $150k starting and a sexy job title but they will get a paper pushing job that will keep them out of the street. Plus ESG scores that almost every public company faces will force them to keep enough parasites on. Investment bankers are still forcing them so until they fuck off, companies are going to be saddled with this bullshit.
 
Here, one is reminded of a social dynamic that took hold in the leadup to the French Revolution. In the latter half of the 18th century, France was trying to reform its increasingly dysfunctional army, and some of the reformers made an issue of the fact that commoners couldn’t get promoted to higher positions. Surely, a properly meritocratic army would be more efficient than one that saw itself as a place to park the listless, and often talentless, sons of the nobility. But all attempts to make the army accept non-nobles in commanding positions were defeated. The problem was that France now had a large class of impoverished nobles, for which some sort of exclusive jobs program was absolutely necessary. They didn’t have diversified business interests like the court nobility at Versailles; all they had was their noble privilege, and if the French state abolished the last areas where that privilege meant something, they would truly be lost.
This is kind of a stupid comparison, because the people laid off often were very smart and capable. It takes a decent bit of know-how to come up with the kind of censorship and propaganda that Twitter has done.

Many of those upset with the firings are upset because they view it as tanking the site or because they are frightened of the censorship being undone there (which they also view as tanking the site).

It's more than a bit weird because many of those laid off were those doing bullshit like curating trends, which has nothing to do with maintaining the site.

In an earlier column, I ended with the following question: “Gen. Mark Milley infamously testified before a congressional hearing that he wanted to understand ‘white rage.’ But who right now is prepared for progressive, multiracial, demisexual rage, as the core social groups driving progressivism in America are hit the hardest by layoffs and the end of Silicon Valley subsidies?” That rage is no longer coming—it’s here.
Silicon Valley is not going under any time soon. These people will get jobs elsewhere.

This is really exaggerating the effects of buying one social media site. Though it has been shown that Twitter had a larger effect on journalists than I think many ever wanted to admit, seeing as they spend so much time on there they start having their Twitter persona's bleed into their real work in the news. The Daily Show had a similar effect with journalists wanting to stick it to the Right the same as the Daily Show did, but Twitter gave them an avenue to try being sassy all day about the subjects they were meant to be reporting on.

However I don't think the site is going to change enough to really affect any of these people's behavior nor does it mean the entire job market for Silicon Valley is going under.
 
It's also interesting how this ties into what's happening with Kiwifarms. Liz Fong-Jones is exactly one of these people, going from one do nothing tech job to another, and networking with fellow do nothings to try and take down a website that airs his dirty laundry (which he had outside but now wants to put in a dryer in her basement).

How much of his day is spent "working" for honeycomb.io vs leading his email campaign and furiously analyzing web traffic for KF?

Eventually the people spending the money will realize this and not sign the paychecks anymore.
 
Thinking the cathedral, which is funded indirectly by the Federal Reserve, is going to go quietly is very cute. Very optimistic piece.
 
I think it's a bit overblown to talk about society-wide changes because a few thousand people are getting laid off. Yes, a lot of those had influence disproportionate to their (nonexistent) value, but society will have no trouble absorbing a few more newly-minted disability fakers.
Especially after how many millions of people got the axe because of covid shit that these tech workers almost unanimously supported. Suddenly they are getting laid off due to real economic downturn, and the whole world is ending and every journoscum is kvetching about it.

Guess those tech workers should just learn how to mine coal.
 
I think that the issue is that the people being laid off are the well connected, monied children of privilege who have spent the last decade creating an anti-life machine called cancel culture that has always had an element to it that desperately wants to commit a Rawanda-level genocide against the working class and middle class white population of the US.

These fuckers, not the working class Trump voter, are the type that when their cushy parasite lifestyle is threaten, will start stoking the fires of mass murder due to them thinking that the only way to regain their privileged positions of power in the corporate world, will be to kill the dirty working class/middle class whites that "are to blame for society's ills".
I've often felt the white-hot hatred of Trump was not because of who he was, or what he did, but what he represented: A new paradigm in which the uneducated upper-middle-class that fell into their jobs not through merit, but, connections and "the right side of history" finally prevailing, would now be expected to produce at their position and not be able to excuse 50 trips to the smoothie machine for every email sent with "diversity is our strength!".

Yes, they can't find actual meaningful work, and that's more their teacher's and parent's fault for letting society intellectually decay to the point that your average person can graduate from a higher institution while being functionally illiterate and unable to do math as long as they can name 5 genders, but it is what it is.
 
Silicon Valley is not going under any time soon. These people will get jobs elsewhere.

This is really exaggerating the effects of buying one social media site. Though it has been shown that Twitter had a larger effect on journalists than I think many ever wanted to admit, seeing as they spend so much time on there they start having their Twitter persona's bleed into their real work in the news. The Daily Show had a similar effect with journalists wanting to stick it to the Right the same as the Daily Show did, but Twitter gave them an avenue to try being sassy all day about the subjects they were meant to be reporting on.

However I don't think the site is going to change enough to really affect any of these people's behavior nor does it mean the entire job market for Silicon Valley is going under.

The FAANG companies are all currently hemorrhaging cash and shedding excess weight, so the Silicon Valley job market really is going under for all but workers who have actual skills other than reminding the C-level suite that their headquarters are located on stolen D'rinkn-Strno land or leaking private memos to journos.

I saw this happen in NYC at the tail end of the 90s. There were lots of freaks, troons, and radicals in every office and lots of venture capitalists ready to give them checks to build the next pets.com. After the dot.bust, most of them wound up unemployed and moving to smaller cities because they could no longer get an NYC office job simply by being the CFO's ecstasy dealer.
 
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