🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%
  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%
  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%
  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%
  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%
  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%
  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%

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I always forget about Andy. I'll give you that that Warski seemed to learned something from the meltdown and getting trolled by /cow/ iirc... I hope he gets wise to the gunt's ways and washes his hands of him, for his own good. I still remember laughing at him (wasn't it) who went and copyrighted or did something with "liberalists" and said Liberalism was going to be about white nationalism and trap porn or something. Correct me if I'm wrong, because I'm trying to remember a 2+ year old stream I saw once.
Andy always struck me as self-aware enough that he doesn't want to be a cow, but is unable to help himself. He's self conscious about being called stupid. Any time something he's doing gets resoundingly called stupid, he backs away.
 
Andy always struck me as self-aware enough that he doesn't want to be a cow, but is unable to help himself. He's self conscious about being called stupid. Any time something he's doing gets resoundingly called stupid, he backs away.
I was rewatching the Baked Alaska destruction streams the other day, and Andy lays his philosophy bare; he tells BA that whenever you have a meltdown on the internet and start doing stupid things, it's best to just walk away for a while, and that's pretty much what we saw with Andy last year for a few months. He might be low iq but he has self awareness, something most people in IBS lack.
 
Andy always struck me as self-aware enough that he doesn't want to be a cow, but is unable to help himself. He's self conscious about being called stupid. Any time something he's doing gets resoundingly called stupid, he backs away.
Andy has always fucked off for a bit when he knows he's messed up. He just likes cocaine too much.
 
Andy is a fucking re.tard and a bad person, but I'll never be able to hate him.
Do you guys remember two summers ago when Sargon got pissed at Andy and challenged him to fight a war against him in Ark: Survival Evolved? Andy got a group of people together, and they had Sargon permanently caged within two days. That was fucking great, and I wish there was footage of it.
That's the thing about Andy, he's legitimately crazy. For better or for worse, he will take situations to the peak of insanity and everyone can get entertainment out of it. His Israel ban, Tonka fight, trolling Sargon, etc. More often than not he does something that makes me go "haha, oh wow, I can't believe he did that, what a madman" rather than just "Huh? I can't believe he did that, what a tool."
 
That's the thing about Andy, he's legitimately crazy. For better or for worse, he will take situations to the peak of insanity and everyone can get entertainment out of it. His Israel ban, Tonka fight, trolling Sargon, etc. More often than not he does something that makes me go "haha, oh wow, I can't believe he did that, what a madman" rather than just "Huh? I can't believe he did that, what a tool."
Lighting his nipples on fire on stream comes to mind too. Somebody upstairs or downstairs likes him, because he keeps managing to some how not land himself in jail for any length of time.
Truly aren't we all a Warski then?
See, this is why I never want to get internet famous, or I'll be the next leaf manlet screaming at a smol gay man to commit manslaughter for youtube views.
 
Lighting his nipples on fire on stream comes to mind too. Somebody upstairs or downstairs likes him, because he keeps managing to some how not land himself in jail for any length of time.

See, this is why I never want to get internet famous, or I'll be the next leaf manlet screaming at a smol gay man to commit manslaughter for youtube views.
I am a Leaf and my height is above 6ft therefore I am immune. Now I will quit my job to become a fortnite influencer.
 
@Jester69 Every time I see a Scandinavian I'm reminded of my heritage. Everyone from those countries looks like they could be cousins. Thanks for that I guess.

Andy does. He went from ironically trying to own staying back to legit accepting he did something jaw-droppingly stupid
Andy may have an ounce of self-awareness, but just an ounce. If he was smart he would go back to being an apprentice butcher and learn that trade.
 
He's the closest thing to being touched by DSP with the number of downfall and redemption arcs he's been through.

Still waiting for him to recover from the last cycle though.

I think the part where he ditched Geek and just settled into doing comfy jrpg streams was the recovery this time. Not the recovery we wanted, but the recovery Andy needed
 
That's the thing about Andy, he's legitimately crazy. For better or for worse, he will take situations to the peak of insanity and everyone can get entertainment out of it. His Israel ban, Tonka fight, trolling Sargon, etc. More often than not he does something that makes me go "haha, oh wow, I can't believe he did that, what a madman" rather than just "Huh? I can't believe he did that, what a tool."

Andy Warski is the real life version of Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
 
“Nice colors on the plate.” -Surfer
Everything is brown.

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