🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Piranha Pleb said:
People in this thread (mostly Dick Riders and Gunt Guards but some PPPfrens are getting a little lost) are forgetting that the "Cover Up" is literally a funny larp and we are adamant on enjoying it because of the massive amounts of seethe and cope it spurs on in the dick riders. The correct approach that any sane person would take upon this realization would be to bow out and enjoy the show like Nick eventually did. But Gunt and Dick are too high on their horses to bow to simple peasants of the kingdom and their reactions are what drives this on. The "Cover Up" is a simple means to an end. Anyone who legitimately believes it is probably exceptional.
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The less you correct people and the more you let the eceleb factions get lost in the chaos the more fun it is to watch.
 
"I didn't consent to her offering me Thanksgiving food, what if I want to refuse." Ok so these kids are just smug LA douchebags, dear lord why would you torture me to sit through this shit. This Riley in particular needs some lead shoes to go along with some swimming lessons. I guess it's fortunate we can't make Erik Wong more irreverent than he already is.
 
Perspicacity said:
"I didn't consent to her offering me Thanksgiving food, what if I want to refuse." Ok so these kids are just smug LA douchebags, dear lord why would you torture me to sit through this shit. This Riley kid in particular needs some lead shoes to go along with some swimming lessons. I guess it's fortunate we can't make Erik Wong more irreverent than he already is.
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It was sarcasm. They tried to be funny or something. Another 13 minutes I'll never get back. :(
 
Perspicacity said:
"I didn't consent to her offering me Thanksgiving food, what if I want to refuse." Ok so these kids are just smug LA douchebags, dear lord why would you torture me to sit through this shit. This Riley in particular needs some lead shoes to go along with some swimming lessons. I guess it's fortunate we can't make Erik Wong more irreverent than he already is.
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Remember this is the same Riley that may or may not be letting Dick fuck his gf MintSalad.
 
Perspicacity said:
"I didn't consent to her offering me Thanksgiving food, what if I want to refuse." Ok so these kids are just smug LA douchebags, dear lord why would you torture me to sit through this shit. This Riley kid in particular needs some lead shoes to go along with some swimming lessons. I guess it's fortunate we can't make Erik Wong more irreverent than he already is.
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"Dude pays for all the drinks like we cant afford them or anything, like the implication is we are poor" Only in LA is having someone pick up the tab a major insult. Just when you start thinking Dick is an insecure, vapid, barely coping mess of a human being other people from LA come along and prove that it is actually pretty normal for Californians.
 
Simulacrum said:
It was sarcasm. They tried to be funny or something. Another 13 minutes I'll never get back. :(
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If this was some kind of comedy, the dead pan inane ranting made it totally devoid of anything funny. I'm gonna guess it was all sarcasm and supposed to be funny or else it makes zero sense. Horrible, unfunny, trolling; it would be less embarrassing if they were serious.
 
Justalukerboi said:
I don't fallow Ralph but it wouldn't surprise me. They probably are going to play it off like a joke. Nothing ever sticks
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Somebody correct me, but I think somebody linked a clip of him
Justalukerboi said:
I don't fallow Ralph but it wouldn't surprise me. They probably are going to play it off like a joke. Nothing ever sticks
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I'm 95% sure someone posted it in the thread already, check back in the like 480's.

Popper Whiting said:
"Dude pays for all the drinks like we cant afford them or anything, like the implication is we are poor" Only in LA is having someone pick up the tab a major insult. Just when you start thinking Dick is an insecure, vapid, barely coping mess of a human being other people from LA come along and prove that it is actually pretty normal for Californians.
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The longer this dumpster fire burns, the more it becomes evident that ER is a washed up addict and Dax is playing a character, I think his cow status was cemented when he started to scream about being prom king on that stream where he was debating PPP. It just reeks of someone who peaked in high school.
 
Toast Sandwich said:
The more I'm forced to see this house the more I feel bad for all his neighbors who live in this vaguely nice area. Just take a look up and down the street and see how his yard is the worst maintained of literally all of them. The house next door is under renovation and is less of an eyesore. There's other houses there that are run down but at least they're kept neat. They don't have their trash permanently sitting on weeds and dirty pavement 1ft away from the curb, and they don't have their sprawling dried out bushes spilling over into their neighbors well-kept lawns. It would take less than an hour to take it from a total shitshow to something tolerable and he can't bring himself to do it or pay for it.

There must be other Mexicans on that street who are looking at this in shame.
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Damn look at that driveway blown out semigravel setup. He couldn't even spring for some tasteful interlock like his neighbour.

You wanna see real class check out 1065. They did away with the yard altogether and just put down some flagstone. Excellently laid, great color mix and it really suits the house imo.
 
PhoBingas said:
The longer this dumpster fire burns, the more it becomes evident that ER is a washed up addict
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Perspicacity said:
"I didn't consent to her offering me Thanksgiving food, what if I want to refuse." Ok so these kids are just smug LA douchebags, dear lord why would you torture me to sit through this shit. This Riley in particular needs some lead shoes to go along with some swimming lessons. I guess it's fortunate we can't make Erik Wong more irreverent than he already is.
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See, and that to me is the reason behind all the reports of people not finishing or being unable to tolerate Wong's video, while at the same time there is a general appreciation of Ashton's Kino Opus. Smug and cynical vs. genuine yet incomprehensible
 
Perspicacity said:
If this was some kind of comedy, the dead pan inane ranting made it totally devoid of anything funny. I'm gonna guess it was all sarcasm and supposed to be funny or else it makes zero sense. Horrible, unfunny, trolling; it would be less embarrassing if they were serious.
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They dropped the ball at the end of the recording when they talked about sucking each other cocks and saying they sure wouldn't want their conversation to leak out.
 
instythot said:
See, and that to me is the reason behind all the reports of people not finishing or being unable to tolerate Wong's video, while at the same time there is a general appreciation of Ashton's Kino Opus. Smug and cynical vs. genuine yet incomprehensible
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I’m of the opinion that the Wong video is clearly a bad joke that fell terribly flat. Or some weird attempt at a gotcha when someone somehow takes it seriously.
 
instythot said:
See, and that to me is the reason behind all the reports of people not finishing or being unable to tolerate Wong's video, while at the same time there is a general appreciation of Ashton's Kino Opus. Smug and cynical vs. genuine yet incomprehensible
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It an obvious troll but it just came off so insanely smug that I rather pretend they were serious. Kind of proves the whole "we desperately need to suck Dick's cock 24 hours a day" perfectly. I hope they choke on their own fart huffing.
 
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Gold Star Commissar said:
I’m of the opinion that the Wong video is clearly a bad joke that fell terribly flat. Or some weird attempt at a gotcha when someone somehow takes it seriously.
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Wong's video was so high on the dislikability scale that I couldn't even get to the punchline. I don't even know if I managed to get through the setup
 
Crystal Golem said:
Damn look at that driveway blown out semigravel setup. He couldn't even spring for some tasteful interlock like his neighbour.

You wanna see real class check out 1065. They did away with the yard altogether and just put down some flagstone. Excellently laid, great color mix and it really suits the house imo.
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The last part of your description of this gives me some great american psycho vibes,
 
Perspicacity said:
It an obvious troll but it just came off so insanely smug that I rather pretend they were serious. Kind of proves the whole "we desperately need to suck Dick's cock 24 hours a day" perfectly.
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PPP is operating on Sun Tzu levels of strategy and set the battlefield such that he won before ever taking the field. The obviousness of this troll does not negate from its cringe, cope, or general faggotry. Nay brother, it only highlights the out of touch elitism and seethe that haunts these once hallowed halls. To ironically lick a man's balls you must still lick his balls.
 
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