🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

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It has nothing to do with blackmail, it has to do with Dick having the power to shutdown their NP2 for any reason whatsoever
Which he won't do because that would sinkhole the entire platform and obliterate his credibility. The only way Dick would ever do something of the sort is if he was basically resigned to quitting the internet altogether because a move as exceptional as that would crater him and he knows it.
 
This makes him much less bad, but my point stands. Imagine not modeling a healthy relationship for your kids or just being a weird MGTOW swinger
He tells people all the time to not live the way he does all the time
Two things Columbo.

1. Dick doesn't pay anyone, people who voluntarily donate do.
2. Dick doesn't handle the money, a third party payment processor does.

Both of these things were established multiple times throughout the thread.

1. Wrong. Look into the Hazencruz Disavowl, Thumbnail artists like miss phase, and early episodes where he talked about how Maddox ripped off an artist friend from the old show with T shirt art. Even from the Begining Joel Chaco left because when it came to asking Dick to pay money for booking guests Dick ghosted him and tried to get as much free work as possible, then tried to make it all drama for the show (joel aired his grievences on another Podcast assciated with TDS called Here's What I Don't Get then left and did his own thing) and Dick admitted it was all true and seemed some what remourceful. There was a whole period where Asterios and Dick argued about an invoice because Dick said he voiced him for too much and they argued over it line by line. Have you ever listened to the show?

2. I don't know enough about how this is handled. A lot of people don't understand much or know much about how he's doing things with NP2. I'm not going to argue it and pretend I understand how any of this shit gets handled.
 
PPP is going full Big Fazeek-style with these fake stream announcements.
His fans are truly exceptional, and he has never heard The Boy Who Cried Wolf. He is wasting the best exposure he'll ever have by announcing lives that never happen. I would imagine there will eventually be diminishing returns. At some point he's actually gonna go live and only 15 people will show up.
 
Which he won't do because that would sinkhole the entire platform and obliterate his credibility. The only way Dick would ever do something of the sort is if he was basically resigned to quitting the internet altogether because a move as exceptional as that would crater him and he knows it.
Yeah but he could pull the "I'm a private company, I can yeet people for any reason including no reason!"
 
His fans are truly exceptional, and he has never heard The Boy Who Cried Wolf. He is wasting the best exposure he'll ever have by announcing lives that never happen. I would imagine there will eventually be diminishing returns. At some point he's actually gonna go live and only 15 people will show up.
PPP has been doing this for years with like 300 views per video. You're still acting really gay about this.



Erik Wong, the Dick-rider who has beef with Dame just dropped what I'm sure is a gay autistic cope in the tdsfbg.


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I think it goes beyond that, but you're correct that it has zero elements of extortion/blackmail involved.

Ralph and his Jannies are as guilty of dickriding as his average fans. Ralph has a vested interest in defending dick because he's personally vouched for dick REALLY FUCKING HARD. Ralph blows Dick just as hard as he does Metokur. Dick was the inaugural member of the prestigious "Killstream Hall of Fame", He's unironically (and incorrectly) referred to Dick as a rocket scientist. He's gone so far to say that meeting dick in knxville felt like he was meeting a rockstar.

Long story short, Ralph has been so complimentary of dick that his own reputation and credibility is tied to Dick being held in high regard by the internet edgelord community.

You're overthinking this, bud. The only reason the conspiracy was interesting was that it cause Dax Herrera, professional troll approaching 40, to scream about how he's the prom king in front of thousands of people and it tilted Ethan Ralph so hard he threw up on himself mid-broadcast. If Ashton had done anything approaching that in this round of hostilities, we'd appear to be against him too, due to our glee and laughter
 
It has nothing to do with blackmail, it has to do with Dick having the power to shutdown their NP2 for any reason whatsoever
Take it as a hint that in the same videos where Godwinson talked about explicit NP2 collusion he was also making goofy allusions to the X-Files. It was always just a ploy to trip them up and take trolling seriously, which always looks stupid.
 
The argument, or accusation of : "You are on Dax's patreon clone and you must defend him or you will get cut off" is one of the greatest arguments ever made in the history of human language. It is the perfect argument. Once being accused of defending Dax to keep your shekels coming in, if you defend Dax, your just doing it to keep your shekels coming in. ANY defense of Dax from that point forward is just you being "a jannie, sweeping it up". ANY attempt at suppression of those making the accusations is just you being "a jannie, sweeping it up". ANY defense of Dax from random bystanders is just "fanjannie, sweeping it up, this time literally for free". The game was rigged from the start.
 
Yeah but he could pull the "I'm a private company, I can yeet people for any reason including no reason!"
His entire mission statement when he created newproject2 was the only reason he would ever kick someone from the platform was if the bank told him to (which likely won't be an issue for him anymore since he switched banks and payment processors) or if law enforcement told him to. Him kicking anybody under any other circumstances entirely defeats the purpose of using it over any other alternative people have. If Dick kicks anyone off of NP2 over a personal issue, the whole platform becomes toxic in the same way that phone app that all the skeptics were shilling 4 or 5 years ago did.
 
PPP has been doing this for years with like 300 views per video. You're still acting really gay about this.



Erik Wong, the Dick-rider who has beef with Dame just dropped what I'm sure is a gay autistic cope in the tdsfbg.


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You care way more about Dick than I do. I don't care if he's a piece of shit. I've never heard his stupid fucking Podcast. I don't care who he fucks or doesn't. I'm here for the shitshow, which is why I don't like the PPPFrens. This thread could easily go dormant until something interesting happens but they won't let it.
 
The argument, or accusation of : "You are on Dax's patreon clone and you must defend him or you will get cut off" is one of the greatest arguments ever made in the history of human language. It is the perfect argument. Once being accused of defending Dax to keep your shekels coming in, if you defend Dax, your just doing it to keep your shekels coming in. ANY defense of Dax from that point forward is just you being "a jannie, sweeping it up". ANY attempt at suppression of those making the accusations is just you being "a jannie, sweeping it up". ANY defense of Dax from random bystanders is just "fanjannie, sweeping it up, this time literally for free". The game was rigged from the start.
100%. PPP and Godwinson had these guys pinned off the bat, and the beauty of it all was they came in after the game had already started, leaving the option to not play at all completely off the table for them.
 
100%. PPP and Godwinson had these guys pinned off the bat, and the beauty of it all was they came in after the game had already started, leaving the option to not play at all completely off the table for them.

Nope. The idiots in question totally had the option to ignore obvious nonsense, making the freakouts and binge coping all the more hilarious
 
People in this thread (mostly Dick Riders and Gunt Guards but some PPPfrens are getting a little lost) are forgetting that the "Cover Up" is literally a funny larp and we are adamant on enjoying it because of the massive amounts of seethe and cope it spurs on in the dick riders. The correct approach that any sane person would take upon this realization would be to bow out and enjoy the show like Nick eventually did. But Gunt and Dick are too high on their horses to bow to simple peasants of the kingdom and their reactions are what drives this on. The "Cover Up" is a simple means to an end. Anyone who legitimately believes it is probably exceptional.
No matter how paranoid you are, you’re not paranoid enough.
 
I'll admit to finding the PPPfrens annoying just because he is so unremarkable and yet they are even kissing his ass in his own thread, which I thought was frowned upon around here.
Pretty much, this is what I meant by some of PPP's fans being worse than Ralph's. PPP is at most an average troll, albeit at times a funny one that has found success by incoperating a wrestling style promo to his videos.
 
Nope. The idiots in question totally had the option to ignore obvious nonsense, making the freakouts and binge coping all the more hilarious
You might be right, but PPP WON getting spammed in every chat wouldn't have stopped any time soon.

You're overthinking this, bud. The only reason the conspiracy was interesting was that it cause Dax Herrera, professional troll approaching 40, to scream about how he's the prom king in front of thousands of people and it tilted Ethan Ralph so hard he threw up on himself mid-broadcast. If Ashton had done anything approaching that in this round of hostilities, we'd appear to be against him too, due to our glee and laughter
It seems that you and I are enjoying different aspects of this spergout so it's probably easier to agree to disagree on this one.
 
You care way more about Dick than I do. I don't care if he's a piece of shit. I've never heard his stupid fucking Podcast. I don't care who he fucks or doesn't. I'm here for the shitshow, which is why I don't like the PPPFrens. This thread could easily go dormant until something interesting happens but they won't let it.
You seem really sensitive to claims about dick and praise of PPP for someone who is completely impartial. I'll lay my cards on the table. I was a fan of Dick. The show has been dogshit for at least three months. I've also been a fan of PPP since stream.me and when I saw him go after Dick I was glad because Dick desperately needs taking down a peg.
 
You care way more about Dick than I do. I don't care if he's a piece of shit. I've never heard his stupid fucking Podcast. I don't care who he fucks or doesn't. I'm here for the shitshow, which is why I don't like the PPPFrens. This thread could easily go dormant until something interesting happens but they won't let it.
So? People are still interested in what has just happened, on top of that it was literally designed to open up speculation and finger pointing etc, you might not find it necessary to make a post about PPP making and aborting live streams others find it interesting to note especially when his last vid stated maybe jokingly maybe not that he was going to mess with several people's families. I dont think we've reached the cut off for when people are just trying to keep a thread stable without actually wanting to say anything. In fact your exchanges are also furthering the thread lol
 
You seem really sensitive to claims about dick and praise of PPP for someone who is completely impartial. I'll lay my cards on the table. I was a fan of Dick. The show has been dogshit for at least three months. I've also been a fan of PPP since stream.me and when I saw him go after Dick I was glad because Dick desperately needs taking down a peg.
You missed the two posts where I openly admitted that I find PPP to be unremarkable and his fans to be exceptional. Never claimed neutrality. Also, pointing out that the (Confirmed troll) conspiracy is exceptional because its inevitable outcome would be Dick getting sued or thrown in federal prison isn't defending Dick.
 
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