🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Toast Sandwich said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bO5xwKz6EEg:25
Fellas we're going WORLDWIDE.
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According to PPPpedia, this song was made when PPP went to Ghana and was worshipped as some kind of God because his immense ubergunt showed how much of a successful hunter he is, resulting in him taking off his shirt, being painted, adorned with a tribal crown of palm leafs and paraded around the village on a throne being carried around by 4 of the village's strongest warriors. He preached to them about the bible and they eventually started a grassroots movement to get PPP elected as president of Ghana. Eventually, they ended up leaving before the end of the election because apparantely Surfer said he didn't like joggers, so he was disqualified from the electoral race and this song is all that remains as a record of that instance.
 
ｎｉｇｇｅｒ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ said:
According to PPPpedia, this song was made when PPP went to Ghana and was worshipped as some kind of God because his immense ubergunt showed how much of a successful hunter he is, resulting in him taking off his shirt, being painted, adorned with a tribal crown of palm leafs and paraded around the village on a throne being carried around by 4 of the village's strongest warriors. He preached to them about the bible and they eventually started a grassroots movement to get PPP elected as president of Ghana. Eventually, they ended up leaving before the end of the election because apparantely Surfer said he didn't like joggers, so he was disqualified from the electoral race and this song is all that remains as a record of that instance.
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That's where PPP met Big Man Tyrone, didn't he? Of course, we're talking back when his son, Ralph, was still a black man, way before he felt into that barrel of radioactive grease and evolved into the Gunt we all know.
 
So of all these big internet beef fights

Has one actually resulted in anyone getting hit, aside from Asterios of all fucking people?
 
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Jannies workin the mop! Phantom is a false prophet.
 
Niggernerd said:
In the eyes of a fat sperg it makes sense but he did a shit job at it, no deflection was seen and just looked like a jim cock sucking mongoloid
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In no way was PPP sucking up to gym, he trashes him all the time. The only reason he was being nice to him was because he knew that simp sent his bottom-bitch janny to potentially get a gotchya soundbite from an overly aggressive PPP as revenge for what happened on the racket stream. The only winning move was not to play, so instead of engaging in bloodsports like the kleanup krew expected, he deflated the situation by hypnotizing gym with his Leaf politeness and have a civil discussion about the suspicious happenings of NP2 and the choir of jannies that follow them. Even though gym didn't buy any of PPP's accusations, that wasn't the point of the stream from PPP's perspective. He just wanted jym to publicly acknowledge the recent habbenings on stream with him and at least get the plausible deniability of gim saying he would make a video on it if they proved Ralph flagged his channel (which we know he did at this point, although mopitup has already squeegee'd that into the bucket of broken promises). The real spergery commenced when Leo caused the 9/11 of the internet by kamikaze bombing the twin towers of hat merchants with a Zero fighter constructed from Adamantium autism. It was funny watching Leo consume the sweaty boi with the damning flames of his trashfire, though. At the end of the day, who cares about jim anyway? He doesn't even make content anymore. Most of his fans just jumped on PPP because they were desperate for content, but his civil discourse completely shut down any lolcow milking potential from the Killarney groomer and Leo's Buddhist-style self-immolation took all the heat for criticism in that so-called "debate". PPP won, PPP will never get tired of winning.
 
Guntkvd said:
Jesse is one thing (that's right, ladies and guntlemen, he is not worthy of other three things) Jesse from podawful is a guy who killed Franz Ferdinand, irrelevant sperg who kickstarted larger than life event, whose name will be forever be forgotten in anals of history. Nay, less than that, he is generic sebr №12 who failed to assassinate Ferdinand on his way to his three bedroom barbie mansion. He had one chance of redemption and relevance and he blew it, always remember this and laugh about it.
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Except clearly you remember Franz Ferdinand's name...
 
[QUOTE="PhoBingas, post: 6473205, member: 47789"


Is the PPP / Metokur interview worth watching? I've got a couple hours to kill before I have to clock in.
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I'm listening to it right now. It starts repeating within the first 30 minutes. Jim is shrugging his shoulders at PPP trying layout a case.

And that is why I had to come to this thread to make an attempt to understand what is going on.
 
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