🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Nephi said:
That's where PPP met Big Man Tyrone, didn't he? Of course, we're talking back when his son, Ralph, was still a black man, way before he felt into that barrel of radioactive grease and evolved into the Gunt we all know.
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He was originally sent there by Godwinson on a top-secret SIS mission, codename: Operation Third Man. Whilst PPP was distracting the locals with his rise to power, Godwinson was working in the background to find the elusive Tyrone "Ronnie" Ralph, who was so ashamed of his son that he fled to the remotest African trailer park just to be away from him. The local governments don't want the truth of the gunt to be known (for classified reasons involving international arms sales) so Godwinson had to use PPP as a chaos agent to keep their hands full so he could locate Tyrone and bring the truth to the people.
 
Jack Awful said:
PPP, if you're reading this, why did you simp for Jim in your debate-turned-fan-interview?

Seems hypocritical of someone accusing everyone going soft on Dick when you went soft on Metokur...
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No no, PPP wasn’t simping, Captain Gamer Gate was just such a faggot that PPP being less autistic than usual came across that way.
 
PHANTOM ORGANIZATION: Do you know who Ethan Ralph is, caller?
CALLER: Yeah, he's that fat guy with the flabby bits that hang down over his junk.

Fucking Kek.
 
GameDevAnon said:
This is a new level of exceptionalism. You should be monitored by mental health professionals.
He is saying that the guy who KILLED Franz Ferdinand is the irrelevant sperg, not Franz Ferdinand himself.
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Yeah, the point he's making is that despite the assassination, FF (Dax) is immortal in history and Jesse will be forever forgotten despite getting his way
 
Glade Candles said:
That's my favorite part. Andy, Tonka, PPP, Ralph, all of them have less gumption,follow-through, and willingness to take a punch than "the corn maze guy"
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Asterios Cuckinos is literally the least bitched up person with any connection to IBS. Every single one of the rest of them bitches up the instant they're called out. Ralph even bitches out of the fight he challenged someone to on a drunken bender.

George Cuckzunian said:
I showed this drama to the girl I'm seeing. She's gotten a kick out of this and said "Jesus, I thought women were dramatic on the internet."
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When chicks get mad, though, there's at least a chance, however small, that an actual catfight will break out and some bitch will get slapped.
 
Garm said:
And that is why I had to come to this thread to make an attempt to understand what is going on.
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Got you fam, watch this short video and you will understand it all.
It will help you follow what you're following.
 
Nephi said:
Got you fam, watch this short video and you will understand it all.
It will help you follow what you're following.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hVnxHBrbpCE
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I watched it. It's boring and retarded. Preachers succeed by grabbing your attention.

instythot said:
Yeah, the point he's making is that despite the assassination, FF (Dax) is immortal in history and Jesse will be forever forgotten despite getting his way
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Because he didn't assassinate Dax he just shot himself in the dick. PPP's spergery and his cult member following are the only thing keeping this nothingburger aflame.
 
GameDevAnon said:
She's Pakistani, and literally 80% of Pakistanis are inbred. I'm not kidding, and that's not an exaggeration. Marrying your 1st cousin is normal and socially acceptable in Pakistan. That being said, I bet her vagina is an outie.
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Unironically imagine the smell
 
Right Wing Boomer Squads said:
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Jannies workin the mop! Phantom is a false prophet.
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I mean he first of hes norweigan so he is probably a huge faggot. Second this comment. @Jester69 what did you mean by this?
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Everything is still relatively quiet on the janny front, Jim hasn't tweeted in 4 days, The Gunt is giving shit basketball takes, all while PPP holds an audience with a no-show better than an actual KillStream does.

Another W in the Leaf column, fellas. :smug:
 
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