🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Tukadu said:
Ralph is "only" 33 at that time, I never understood how his skin could be so mangled from being overweight already at that age. There's 50 year olds with bigger gunts that still have skin that managed to hold a smooth human-like texture
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They don't get half their calories from alcohol and smarties.
 
Tukadu said:
Ralph is "only" 33 at that time, I never understood how his skin could be so mangled from being overweight already at that age. There's 50 year olds with bigger gunts that still have skin that managed to hold a smooth human-like texture
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The theory I heard is it's because he lost so much weight quickly in prison.
 
instythot said:
It was never billed as a debate, the only thing it was ever billed as was Jim hopping on stream. PPP directly addressed this question in a stream the day of or after. In Ashton's eyes, it was to "demonstrate how much Jim would deflect for the Gunt Gang even if he was approached in reasonable conversation, p.s. Leo Butt Pirate is a total sodomite and fag"
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In the eyes of a fat sperg it makes sense but he did a shit job at it, no deflection was seen and just looked like a jim cock sucking mongoloid
 
Tukadu said:
It gets good in the latter half. If you like Jim btfoing spergs it's not bad.
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I've had an itch for some "old school" Jimbo, either him laughing at degenerates and spergs or verbally destroying people. (Anyone else remember when he ripped into the money badgers?) I haven't been a fan of his recent work... 30 minutes of reading 'rona headlines and 2 hours of superchats.

Tukadu said:
Ralph is "only" 33 at that time, I never understood how his skin could be so mangled from being overweight already at that age. There's 50 year olds with bigger gunts that still have skin that managed to hold a smooth human-like texture
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Its the pills. From how shitty his skin is I'd say he is / was doing more than xannies. Opioids will fuck your skin up... Plus ER doesn't strike me as someone who eats healthy or exercises.

Bob Barker said:
The theory I heard is it's because he lost so much weight quickly in prison.
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You usually gain weight in prison, either in muscle mass or from eating the shitty, high carb, low nutrient food they shovel into their gullets.
 
FeralTerry said:
Great troll Gustav. These people are so dumb.

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GameDevAnon said:
Here's the isolated clip of Metokur calling Ralph a faggot:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sEfiG-klacoThis needs to be archived so we always have it handy to throw in Ralph's face.
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PPP calling other people faggots is funny, considering he's the one who showed up his boypussy during an ambien stream. Again, I know he doesn't mean it literally, even though he's autistic, but still, I find it a bit funny.
FeralTerry said:
Great troll Gustav. These people are so dumb.

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Fucking got 'em, we did it Reddit!
Reddit > Twitter
It was not even that funny of a shitpost tbqh, pretending to be retarded just to be called out isn't funny tbqh
 
So wait this WOMAN has the balls to come here and say her piece but old big dicky has to screenshot and run back to his pillow fort hugbox? wow
 
GameDevAnon said:
Here's the isolated clip of Metokur calling Ralph a faggot:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sEfiG-klacoThis needs to be archived so we always have it handy to throw in Ralph's face.
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I've got a copy. Should I post it here for posterity? If OP wants to add it to the first post inbox me or something.
Edit to post the video.
 
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Jesse is one thing (that's right, ladies and guntlemen, he is not worthy of other three things) Jesse from podawful is a guy who killed Franz Ferdinand, irrelevant sperg who kickstarted larger than life event, whose name will be forever be forgotten in anals of history. Nay, less than that, he is generic sebr №12 who failed to assassinate Ferdinand on his way to his three bedroom barbie mansion. He had one chance of redemption and relevance and he blew it, always remember this and laugh about it.
 
Guntkvd said:
Jesse is one thing (that's right, ladies and guntlemen, he is not worthy of other three things) Jesse from podawful is a guy who killed Franz Ferdinand, irrelevant sperg who kickstarted larger than life event, whose name will be forever be forgotten in anals of history. Nay, less than that, he is generic sebr №12 who failed to assassinate Ferdinand on his way to his three bedroom barbie mansion. He had one chance of redemption and relevance and he blew it, always remember this and laugh about it.
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That analogy is perfect.
 
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"Hey Dick, come to my show and tell us all how much of an alpha male and male chauvinist you are one more time"
 
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