🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Nephi said:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Esoteric PPPism. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of continental philosophy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Godwinson's post-nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Evolian and Nietzschean literature, for instance.
The alogs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about being mad at the internet. As a consequence dickheads who dislike PPP truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in PPP's anus and weed-smoking which itself is a cryptic reference to Ezra Pound's poems.
I'm smirking right now just imagining jannie Josh scratching his head in confusion as Oswald Spengler's genius unfolds itself on his computer screen.
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" i saw as it were, a fat gunt. and the wrinkles on it, were shame."

"never knowing what should be known to all, well knowing nothing about all. to understand is but a faulty look to one's own self ego. to move forward and look to the south, to see nothing but the waves on the shores of everything."
 
That was the most beautiful shitpost I've ever seen

Was it even a shitpost? I don't know. I don't know anything anymore, I just know that PPP knows.

Trust the plan.
 
TFW you discover the only way to bring more interest to a dying brand is to tease a fight between two fat men for a minute until they passout/die. This was it, Ethan. It was the only way to peak without breaking the law on camera. You could go full Warsky or full Donga, but you can't run away to Canada or a Reservation when you inevitably fail. The more you struggle against your fate, the sooner Toad McKinley puts out a case file on you.

Dick debates Destiny and loses spectacularly, Dick defends his honor against PPP and loses his alpha-chad aura forever. All the king's horsemen can't put humpty back together again.

All anyone had to do was laugh at PPP and thank him for the laughs.
 
Nephi said:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Esoteric PPPism. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of continental philosophy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Godwinson's post-nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Evolian and Nietzschean literature, for instance.
The alogs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about being mad at the internet. As a consequence dickheads who dislike PPP truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in PPP's anus and weed-smoking which itself is a cryptic reference to Ezra Pound's poems.
I'm smirking right now just imagining jannie Josh scratching his head in confusion as Oswald Spengler's genius unfolds itself on his computer screen.
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The dickheads might like this if it was posted in ALL CAPS
 
instythot said:
That's really obvious. Please read this transcript of Dax Herrera's inner monologue:

"Jesus Fucking Christ, this fucking tard can't be shouted over. I pulled all the alpha tricks my audience laps up 100% of the time and the chat is still a wall of PPP WON. Hey, what's this? That weirdo who fucked with Tonkasaw and who everyone in IBS is afraid to talk to wants on the call and says he'll help me? Fucking sign me up!"
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That alone would look terrible. Nick would be livid because Nick doesn't play that Dox shit. It also would contradict Dicks "Doxing isn't funny guys, common" crap he's gone by in general. That would be VERY damning, because it's known Zoom loves doxing people when they don't expect it and Dick would weasle around it by trying to pull the "I didn't know what he'd do. He he" crap, but this isn't a court of law and people don't need a smoking gun to call you a shady shitbag.

The question remains who did Zoom get the number? I don't but that Dick Doxes his personal cell phone on his NP2 site, and if it's a call forwarding service how does he know it's Zoom? Dick has been fucked with enough by Podhomo and Maddox to know what a dumb idea that is, and I'd even argue proactively has taken steps to guard that info. Dick has gotten fucked with by butthurt people since he created Menarebetterthanwomen.com.

But your assessment is at the bare minimum what is very obviously correct just with observation.... but TDS autistic man babies wanna cry "muh slander, you better prove it!" because it is the only narative that they are allowed to say and still have Daddy Dick give them the affirmation the fathers who walked out on their shit mothers never gave them. It really is sad to see how many 30+ year old men are SIMPing for an internet podcaster that stop being funny over a year ago.
 
George Cuckzunian said:
That alone would look terrible. Nick would be livid because Nick doesn't play that Dox shit. It also would contradict Dicks "Doxing isn't funny guys, common" crap he's gone by in general. That would be VERY damning, because it's known Zoom loves doxing people when they don't expect it and Dick would weasle around it by trying to pull the "I didn't know what he'd do. He he" crap, but this isn't a court of law and people don't need a smoking gun to call you a shady shitbag.

The question remains who did Zoom get the number? I don't but that Dick Doxes his personal cell phone on his NP2 site, and if it's a call forwarding service how does he know it's Zoom? Dick has been fucked with enough by Podhomo and Maddox to know what a dumb idea that is, and I'd even argue proactively has taken steps to guard that info. Dick has gotten fucked with by butthurt people since he created Menarebetterthanwomen.com.

But your assessment is at the bare minimum what is very obviously correct just with observation.... but TDS autistic man babies wanna cry "muh slander, you better prove it!" because it is the only narative that they are allowed to say and still have Daddy Dick give them the affirmation the fathers who walked out on their shit mothers never gave them. It really is sad to see how many 30+ year old men are SIMPing for an internet podcaster that stop being funny over a year ago.
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idk where it arcived. but after the nick/tonka stream.... nick was buddy up to plate gang for some time. he would be in there (gayop server.. same one that ralph was in giving plate pay-pig information)

there is a video out there of nick and plate sperging out at kenny (the margret stalker)
 
George Cuckzunian said:
The question remains who did Zoom get the number? I don't but that Dick Doxes his personal cell phone on his NP2 site, and if it's a call forwarding service how does he know it's Zoom?
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There is a very practical answer to this. We already know that 80s Girl is just off camera. She is taking the call or checking the message and holding up a note that says "Someone called Zoom? says he wants on the call and can help you with PPP. He sounds fat"
 
instythot said:
There is a very practical answer to this. We already know that 80s Girl is just off camera. She is taking the call or checking the message and holding up a note that says "Someone called Zoom? says he wants on the call and can help you with PPP. He sounds fat"
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A phonebook if he knew dick's government name. But I think you're onto something with your idea.
 
SickNastyBastard said:
They could have just gone to a place like glacier national park, have a good first-aid pack handy and have a few MMA rules with a ref in the middle of the wilderness and handle this like men. This is some frat-boy soy going on.
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Godwinsom in a bear costume for ref.
 
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