🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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zionlion1488 said:
Imagine being this gay. Sorry I'm not ironic enough for you
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Umm sweetie you do realise how FUCKING TOXIC 🤮 you're being right now?

Everything you just said was rife with BIGOTRY and I'm literally shaking right now.

Maybe, just maybe, you should re-evaluate what you're saying before you fucking say it.

If y'all would just 👏🏿 SHUT 👏🏿 THE 👏🏿 FUCK 👏🏿 UP 👏🏿 AND 👏🏿 LISTEN 👂 , that would be great - it's called being a decent human being.

Just seeing more and more of this shit just makes me lose faith 🤦🏿‍♀️ in humanity.

Its almost as if the mere opinions OF DICK SHIELDERS displace and silence shitposters voices and cause them to LASH OUT!

There are posts getting deleted

Accounts are getting banned 😵

And you are WORRIED about ONE person????????🙅‍♀️ 👎🏻
 
Saint Regret said:
I'm 17 minutes late to the premier and I scrolled it back to the beginning. I literally don't have a single clue what is going on.
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I felt like an absolute fucking mongoloid watching it. There where words but their meaning alluded me.
 
The things that you learn when you listen to them and you hear the guy in the bottom left corner bring up some sort of elaborated joke and the other guy is just going "I know what you're doing," and he's just slowly...slowly dethroning and derailing and just bringing down almost every single joke before he can deliver the punchline and uh...that's when you know it's sort of a comedic facade. Andd when you see him prancing around at little theaters and stuff and going around talking about how great he was on a reality show over a dozen years ago? It's pretty embarrassing.
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DICK NOOOOO
 
Snappy Jappy said:
Alright I think I fixed it
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I fixed it more

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Homo Demens said:
I think they laced the kino and nectar with something.
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Fuck, now we know why Dick decided not to eat his LSD last night.
This is where it ended up.
Gold Star Commissar said:
What the hell did I just watch?
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It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out, make a move
Oh, we can go on
Don't you understand?
It's all in your head
It's your move
 
Nephi said:
Fuck, now we know why Dick decided not to eat his LSD last night.
This is where it ended up.

It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out, make a move
Oh, we can go on
Don't you understand?
It's all in your head
It's your move
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ive done lsd its fun tbh.

but the fact dick dosnt want to do it means that he is mentally unstable
if you take that stuff in the sate of mind he is in........ he would probably kill someone thinking the gunt is coming to eat his colors....
 
Kenobi said:
Umm sweetie you do realise how FUCKING TOXIC 🤮 you're being right now?

Everything you just said was rife with BIGOTRY and I'm literally shaking right now.

Maybe, just maybe, you should re-evaluate what you're saying before you fucking say it.

If y'all would just 👏🏿 SHUT 👏🏿 THE 👏🏿 FUCK 👏🏿 UP 👏🏿 AND 👏🏿 LISTEN 👂 , that would be great - it's called being a decent human being.

Just seeing more and more of this shit just makes me lose faith 🤦🏿‍♀️ in humanity.

Its almost as if the mere opinions OF DICK SHIELDERS displace and silence shitposters voices and cause them to LASH OUT!

There are posts getting deleted

Accounts are getting banned 😵

And you are WORRIED about ONE person????????🙅‍♀️ 👎🏻
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I know you wrote words but they really don't mean anything.
 
This video really spoke to me. I think I'm done trying to explain and/or clarify things and will just enjoy it. If people don't understand why, then whatever. It isn't my problem
 
b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
I don't know either but it was fun.
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You guys don't understand the sheer genius of PPP.
>make a YouTube video with a serious title about Escrow, legal matters, and legal statements
>set it to premiere in six hours
>GuntGuard meets in their bunker to plan how they are going to counter this new narrative
>video has nothing to do with the title
>GuntGuard has just wasted six hours of their lives kvetching and plotting for nothing
>PPP Wins Again
 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Esoteric PPPism. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of continental philosophy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Godwinson's post-nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Evolian and Nietzschean literature, for instance.
The alogs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about being mad at the internet. As a consequence dickheads who dislike PPP truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in PPP's anus and weed-smoking which itself is a cryptic reference to Ezra Pound's poems.
I'm smirking right now just imagining jannie Josh scratching his head in confusion as Oswald Spengler's genius unfolds itself on his computer screen.
 
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