🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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A Humble Ewok said:
CRINGE FUCKING GARBAGE​

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This attempt to "own the meme" is absolutely pathetic. They had their chance to own the meme with the original "simp" dms." Trying to own "Janny Cleanup Crew" and make it somehow cool is like trying to own the word "faggot" or "shitty pants" after you shit your pants in middle school.
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Who is the furry dog on the left?
 
Coffee Anon said:
There's a news video of such an incident occuring of a little girl (not even teen) and they played the voice saying "Hello, it's me, Santa!" or something like that, and people think it sounds exactly like Zoom.
Maybe he's done it for teen girls too but I don't know why they would have cameras in their room and bathroom.
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Shit, eh? Is the news video in his forum thread? I'll have to give that a look-see.
 
Crystal Golem said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=skv2yb_x9iMAnd it just keeps coming.
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🎵
With so much drama up in IBS, it's kinda hard modding when u a Jewish autist
But somehow, someway, we keep on sweeping chats clean of mess on each and every stream
I got lithe twinky traps, and thicc goony troons, all wanting me to clap, n collect a mess from my big, bushy broom
They keep blowin up my phone, wantin to get it awn, but Ralph wants me on his show til six in the morning :^(
Trying to help this "N"-word cuz he's been having it tough. But he keep acting gunty n I've had enough
Supposed to be my friend , but he won't let his stream end, until I say a "F"-slur, and the flags come in
So whatchu wanna do? :sunshinegoodness:<"wut u wunnuh do?" I got a pocket full of poppers, let's populate a ethnostate 🎤😎

🎶Scrolling youtube chats, stroking "send" yo, clicking on 'bans' and 'mutes'
Payback!
Got my mind on my sweepin', 'N my sweepin on my mind
"B"-SLUR
Scrolling on Kiwi Farms, I'll end you. Don't be trippin on Janny Juice
Suh-YIMPS!!!
Got my mind on my cleaning and my cleaning on my mind🎶

(sorry, bruh😞. You're still the coolest)
 
A Humble Ewok said:
CRINGE FUCKING GARBAGE​

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This attempt to "own the meme" is absolutely pathetic. They had their chance to own the meme with the original "simp" dms." Trying to own "Janny Cleanup Crew" and make it somehow cool is like trying to own the word "faggot" or "shitty pants" after you shit your pants in middle school.
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That's fucking gay
 
A Humble Ewok said:
CRINGE FUCKING GARBAGE​

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This attempt to "own the meme" is absolutely pathetic. They had their chance to own the meme with the original "simp" dms." Trying to own "Janny Cleanup Crew" and make it somehow cool is like trying to own the word "faggot" or "shitty pants" after you shit your pants in middle school.
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suddenly i feel much more adequate with my low-effort, time-consuming shitpost. which, btw is now finished since no one wanted to give me a pic of 80's girl to work with but whatever

Behold: IBS 2: AUTISTIC BOOGALOO
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To be continued...?
 
A Humble Ewok said:
CRINGE FUCKING GARBAGE​

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This attempt to "own the meme" is absolutely pathetic. They had their chance to own the meme with the original "simp" dms." Trying to own "Janny Cleanup Crew" and make it somehow cool is like trying to own the word "faggot" or "shitty pants" after you shit your pants in middle school.
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I don't get the beers. Do they all have the same shtick of being drunkard?
 
A Humble Ewok said:
CRINGE FUCKING GARBAGE​

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This attempt to "own the meme" is absolutely pathetic. They had their chance to own the meme with the original "simp" dms." Trying to own "Janny Cleanup Crew" and make it somehow cool is like trying to own the word "faggot" or "shitty pants" after you shit your pants in middle school.
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worth noting that this was done by mintsalad, the fan artist he spent a good 3 weeks simping for a couple months back. I'm sure he just really admires her talents lol
 

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Here's a hot take:
1. Superchat grifting is gay.
2. Superchat simping is gay,
3. IRL fights between e-celebs is gay.
4. Doxing people / "gettin' personal" is gay.
 
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