🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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SickNastyBastard said:
They could have just gone to a place like glacier national park, have a good first-aid pack handy and have a few MMA rules with a ref in the middle of the wilderness and handle this like men. This is some frat-boy soy going on.
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The issue will be PPP getting out of Canada. I know that at least in my own Atlantic shithole province they have the army reserves on the border keeping us in, and all non essential travel has been banned. I think they should just find a quiet spot on the US - Leafland border and have a stick fight.


Instapot said:
Put a bottle of liquor in Ralph's other hand, and maybe in the right hand corner make 80's girls face the sun like in Teletubbies.
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The cherry on the cake would be to put ER in Chris' sports bra and put WANT XANNIES on his tits

(( I'll save you the work Jannies))
 
PhoBingas said:
The issue will be PPP getting out of Canada. I know that at least in my own Atlantic shithole province they have the army reserves on the border keeping us in, and all non essential travel has been banned. I think they should just find a quiet spot on the US - Leafland border and have a stick fight.
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I didn't know PPP was a maple nigger. No wonder these guys are acting so tough. I bet the "the coronovirus will stop this" is probably being banked on.
Shiiiiiit, if I'm allowed a lucha mask and some coverings I'll throw down with the gunt. I have no beef with him. I can make some dollas bby.
 
PhoBingas said:
The issue will be PPP getting out of Canada. I know that at least in my own Atlantic shithole province they have the army reserves on the border keeping us in, and all non essential travel has been banned. I think they should just find a quiet spot on the US - Leafland border and have a stick fight.
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Glacier national park is a quiet spot on the border with Canada.
 
PhoBingas said:
The issue will be PPP getting out of Canada. I know that at least in my own Atlantic shithole province they have the army reserves on the border keeping us in, and all non essential travel has been banned. I think they should just find a quiet spot on the US - Leafland border and have a stick fight.



The cherry on the cake would be to put ER in Chris' sports bra and put WANT XANNIES on his tits

(( I'll save you the work Jannies))
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Fellow Atlantic shithole dweller? fren
 
SickNastyBastard said:
I didn't know PPP was a maple nigga. No wonder these guys are acting so tough. I bet the "the coronovirus will stop this" is probably being banked on.
Shiiiiiit, if I'm allowed a lucha mask and some coverings I'll throw down with the gunt. I have no beef with him, but maybe I can make some dollas bby.
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I'd volunteer but I'm not sure how many viewers would want to watch the gunt stick-fight a 95 pound canadian goblin.
 
SickNastyBastard said:
I didn't know PPP was a maple nigga. No wonder these guys are acting so tough. I bet the "the coronovirus will stop this" is probably being banked on.
Shiiiiiit, if I'm allowed a lucha mask and some coverings I'll throw down with the gunt. I have no beef with him. I can make some dollas bby.
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You’re not making any dollas bby. Remember, the Gunt charges for the privilege of fighting him after he challenges you.
 
PhoBingas said:
I'd volunteer but I'm not sure how many viewers would want to watch the gunt stick-fight a 95 pound canadian goblin.
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You'd last longer than either of them bro, dollars to donuts. Employ an open palm strike driving from the waist bro, you'd have it in the bag.

Gold Star Commissar said:
You’re not making any dollas bby. Remember, the Gunt charges for the privilege of fighting him after he challenges you.
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Bummer, then I guess all I have is a role as an observer for the out of shape alcoholics to throw love taps at eachother.
 
PhoBingas said:
The issue will be PPP getting out of Canada. I know that at least in my own Atlantic shithole province they have the army reserves on the border keeping us in, and all non essential travel has been banned.
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He just has to cross at Roxham Road in... is it Quebec? The last news reports I saw said that the absolute fucktarded Cuckadians were still letting refugees freely cross there to get their hands on those sweet sweet gibs.
 
SickNastyBastard said:
You'd last longer than either of them bro, dollars to donuts. Employ an open palm strike driving from the waist bro, you'd have it in the bag.
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My main concern is getting sucked into ER's gravity well, then I'll be stuck orbiting him. Moreover I'd need like 8600 some leafbux to match the 6100 USD / 5000 GBP pot that was offered.

GameDevAnon said:
He just has to cross at Roxham Road in... is it Quebec? The last news reports I saw said that the absolute fucktarded Cuckadians were still letting refugees freely cross there to get their hands on those sweet sweet gibs.
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There's dozens of spots like that. I used to live in a town super close to the US border, there's ATV trails, bike paths and even some small roads that zigzag the border with no signage or guards. That was like 2012ish though, so that might not be the case any more, but my province is super slow to do any sort of maintenance or upkeep, so I'm willing to guess there's spots on the Maine / NB border where ER and PPP could square up.

Someone suggested Glacier National Park but it looks like its closed. Not sure if they'd have security guards or cameras, so I'm not sure how good of an idea that would be.
 
Instapot said:
Put a bottle of liquor in Ralph's other hand, and maybe in the right hand corner make 80's girls face the sun like in Teletubbies.
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i admittedly know nothing about 80's girl, and its unclear whether people are shitposting with her actual pics they post. have a name or pic?

edit: updated version. still open to ideas. upper right will be teletubby sun 80's girl if i get a pic of her.
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PhoBingas said:
My main concern is getting sucked into ER's gravity well, then I'll be stuck orbiting him. Moreover I'd need like 8600 some leafbux to match the 6100 USD / 5000 GBP pot that was offered.



There's dozens of spots like that. I used to live in a town super close to the US border, there's ATV trails, bike paths and even some small roads that zigzag the border with no signage or guards. That was like 2012ish though, so that might not be the case any more, but my province is super slow to do any sort of maintenance or upkeep, so I'm willing to guess there's spots on the Maine / NB border where ER and PPP could square up.

Someone suggested Glacier National Park but it looks like its closed. Not sure if they'd have security guards or cameras, so I'm not sure how good of an idea that would be.
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Literally meet in the Walmart supercentre parking lot in Woodstock NB and beat the tar outta each other.
 
Sammich said:
Throw some bantz before throwing hands and that thin skinned fat felon manlet would start screaming until he got red faced. Then you could beat the brakes off him with a long stick.
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I used to be a bouncer when I was going through college. When I finally had to come and ask a guy like him to leave, I wasn't giving him an option. This was going to happen either way and I wasn't there to coddle dudes like that.
I'd go up and say "it's time to call it a night here and take your business elsewhere". They will get red in the face, get in your face but once its time to take care of business they become crying little girls. You'd have that shit in the bag.
 
Piranha Pleb said:
Literally meet in the Walmart supercentre parking lot in Woodstock NB and beat the tar outta each other.
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Fuck, I might have to at this point. Even if I get the absolute shit knocked out of me it will be worth it to dance around the gunt until he gets a lucky shot and floors me. I'm like an hour or two from the Woodstock supercentre

SickNastyBastard said:
I used to be a bouncer when I was going through college. When I finally had to come and ask a guy like him to leave, I wasn't giving him an option. This was going to happen either way and I wasn't there to coddle dudes like that.
I'd go up and say "it's time to call it a night here and take your business elsewhere". They will get red in the face, get in your face but once its time to take care of business they become crying little girls. You'd have that shit in the bag.
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I clearly need a day off. Boredom waiting for things to happen at work has got me contemplating stick-fighting ER in a backwater Wal-Mart parking lot.
 
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