🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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George Cuckzunian said:
Also it's never been explained why Dick was happy about Zoom coming on
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That's really obvious. Please read this transcript of Dax Herrera's inner monologue:

"Jesus Fucking Christ, this fucking tard can't be shouted over. I pulled all the alpha tricks my audience laps up 100% of the time and the chat is still a wall of PPP WON. Hey, what's this? That weirdo who fucked with Tonkasaw and who everyone in IBS is afraid to talk to wants on the call and says he'll help me? Fucking sign me up!"

Cardenio said:
Of course it's not a lot of money, but it's still 4 months of rent for your average person. If I were PPP I would not take it as going along with that fight will guarantee your doxxing. But if I were PPP I would not want the current e-notoriety which appearently cost him his job.

If he gets it attached to his legal name he's going to really fuck up his future.
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You are really behind fella. PPP's very first video includes his and Surfer's legal names. They are open about who they are
 
Guys, why did Godwinson reneg on his 100% sincere offer of 5000£ for a GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH? Was it really the escrow reason? Was escrow the real reason he decided to drop his offer for 5000£ for a GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH? Do we know if godwinson specified if the gold briefcase had to be made of gold or could it be just gold plated? Also was the briefcase itself actually up for grabs? It is very confusing as to why and how his real sincere offer for 5000£ for a GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH could fall through
 
instythot said:
That's really obvious. Please read this transcript of Dax Herrera's inner monologue:

"Jesus Fucking Christ, this fucking tard can't be shouted over. I pulled all the alpha tricks my audience laps up 100% of the time and the chat is still a wall of PPP WON. Hey, what's this? That weirdo who fucked with Tonkasaw and who everyone in IBS is afraid to talk to wants on the call and says he'll help me? Fucking sign me up!"



You are really behind fella. PPP's very first video includes his and Surfer's legal names. They are open about who they are
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Well I feel bad for guy, because if the Gunt is butthurt enough to try to get the Boulder King fired from goddamn Ubereats then there's no doubt he'll make calls to future employers.
 
3119967d0c said:
Are you saying that Godwinson could put together, oh, a round thousand pounds, you exceptional sperg?
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I guess that's a foreign concept to a vast majority of NEETS here. But if you can't put out 5 grands if you're in your mid 30ies, well I guess you should have actually got a trade instead of fapping to traps and a-logging online.
 
Cardenio said:
But if I were PPP I would not want the current e-notoriety which appearently cost him his job.
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There's really no reason to believe PPP actually lost his job. Like this sounds 100% facetious to me, especially after he mentioned on stream the night before that having a thread would affect his future employment, with what was definitely mock concern.
 
Cardenio said:
He's been on stream, used every slur on the book and showed his asshole.

Once this thing is dead PPP should get the lapband surgery and never reappear from the net again.
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Ethan Ralph has been doing every one of the things you listed to Ashton Parks since stream.me was in full swing, and also harassing his family and getting him kicked out of his congregation. And he is still employed somehow. He seems to have a rare boss who will accept "It's internet bullshit. Don't worry about it" as a valid explanation
 
Laplace's Demon said:
"I'm a exceptional fat sperg that no one wants to hire because i willingly put the evidence of me being a exceptional fat sperg on the internet and it's all everyone else's fault" - PPP
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If he truly didn't want everyone he knows to see his asshole he wouldn't have live-streamed his asshole for everyone to see.
 
instythot said:
Ethan Ralph has been doing every one of the things you listed to Ashton Parks since stream.me was in full swing, and also harassing his family and getting him kicked out of his congregation. And he is still employed somehow. He seems to have a rare boss who will accept "It's internet bullshit. Don't worry about it" as a valid explanation
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Does anyone know what he does? Becuase he could just be a jobless fat tard and all he had was his congregation. Basically like Ralph but all ralph has is makers mark.
 
Sneakypete said:
Guys, why did Godwinson reneg on his 100% sincere offer of 5000£ for a GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH? Was it really the escrow reason? Was escrow the real reason he decided to drop his offer for 5000£ for a GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH? Do we know if godwinson specified if the gold briefcase had to be made of gold or could it be just gold plated? Also was the briefcase itself actually up for grabs? It is very confusing as to why and how his real sincere offer for 5000£ for a GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH could fall through
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Alas The vast blocks of Carrara Marble needed to build the scale Colosseum replica were unavailable due to Corona. *sigh*
 
chops said:
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There's really no reason to believe PPP actually lost his job. Like this sounds 100% facetious to me, especially after he mentioned on stream the night before that having a thread would affect his future employment, with what was definitely mock concern.
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In some videos from earlier this year he was recording in a what appeared to be a lunchroom where he worked, but I'm Pretty sure he was recently unemployed because of the virus. his sleep schedule is insane so I doubt he has any real commitments currently asides from this shitshow anyway. it's also worth noting the Canadian government is giving everyone who got laid off from the virus 2000$ in neetbux every month too, so it's not like he's economically ruined from this.
 
Niggernerd said:
Does anyone know what he does? Becuase he could just be a jobless fat tard and all he had was his congregation. Basically like Ralph but all ralph has is makers mark.
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At least the bigger fatass still has Jesus. What does Ralph have in his future but cirrhosis followed shortly by a speedy trip to Hell?
 
Thirteenfifty said:
In some videos from earlier this year he was recording in a what appeared to be a lunchroom where he worked, but I'm Pretty sure he was recently unemployed because of the virus. his sleep schedule is insane so I doubt he has any real commitments currently asides from this shitshow anyway. it's also worth noting the Canadian government is giving everyone who got laid off from the virus 2000$ in neetbux every month too, so it's not like he's economically ruined from this.
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Ironically, janitorial work has hours that support such a sleep schedule and is in full coronachan swing
 
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