🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
    688
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Is this the smoking gun for the NP2 jannie conspiracy? has null been driven to the brink of utter madness? will he devour a small ukranian child ala Cronus? the mad czar
 
axfaxf said:
Gunt wanted an agreement somehow magically turning up without him doing any actual legwork. and then he probably thought Godwinson was full of it(!) and that would make content for his stream
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Gee it sounds like he really did want the money then, huh, if he'd choose to botch the opportunity on purpose just so he can use it as an excuse to attack Godwinson. And yet this is the Ralph who was later pushing the stance that money was more important than the fight itself. So which is it? The answer of course: Whatever best throws up a roadblock against anything happening.
 
Toast Sandwich said:
Gee it sounds like he really did want the money then, huh, if he'd choose to botch the opportunity on purpose just so he can use it as an excuse to attack Godwinson. And yet this is the Ralph who was later pushing the stance that money was more important than the fight itself. So which is it? The answer of course: Whatever best throws a roadblock against anything happening.
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i think he would take the money in a heartbeat, if it was escrowed. it doesn´t seem totally unreasonable to want that kind of safety, do you think?

the problem, to me, is that Godwinson and in extension PPP flat out refused an escrow and (imo) spun it like they wouldn´t want Rackets to escrow it, which is perfectly understandable, all things considered. the anti-semitic rant about it just left me like "wtf?". problem still being refusal to escrow at all imo. :)


i´ve added to my previous post, that i DO think the Gunt would use any and all excuses to get out the autistic mess he started himself. and Godwinson showed him the way out imo

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axfaxf said:
i think he would take the money in a heartbeat, if it was escrowed. it doesn´t seem totally unreasonable to want that kind of safety, do you think?

the problem, to me, is that Godwinson and in extension PPP flat out refused an escrow and (imo) spun it like they wouldn´t want Rackets to escrow it, which isn´t excactly unreasonable all things considered. the anti-semitic rant it about just left me like "wtf?"


i´ve added to my previous post, that i DO think the Gunt would use any and all excuses to get out the autistic mess he started himself. and Godwinson showed him the way out imo
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how is not wanting someone they argued with holding the money so unreasonable? theres no reason an attorney guaranteed to be neutral couldnt have been found so why insist on someone more likely to be biased against them? also ppp didnt refuse escrow it was never his money he had no say in it
 
GameDevAnon said:
We need to take this troll to the next level. Does anyone know how to get ahold of Ear Juice?
I want him to do a parody song of this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA...but change the title to "Gunt" and rewrite the lyrics to be all about Seethan Ralph.
Ear Juice or anyone else who is good at doing parody songs would be great.
Here's the backing track:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=577VvOVo61w
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If this becomes big enough to spawn a parody album I want "HEY RALPH, NICE GUNT"
 
MeltyTW said:
how is not wanting someone they argued with holding the money so unreasonable? theres no reason an attorney guaranteed to be neutral couldnt have been found so why insist on someone more likely to be biased against them? also ppp didnt refuse escrow it was never his money he had no say in it
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i dont find it unreasonable, IF they wanted a neutral escrow. sorry, if that came of as the opposite

the unreasonable part imo is having the money stuffed in a golden suitcase until the match. while a funny gimmick if arranged on match day, it kinda turns people off, hence why Dear Feeder immediately called his involvement off
 
axfaxf said:
i think he would take the money in a heartbeat, if it was escrowed. it doesn´t seem totally unreasonable to want that kind of safety, do you think?

the problem, to me, is that Godwinson and in extension PPP flat out refused an escrow and (imo) spun it like they wouldn´t want Rackets to escrow it, which isn´t excactly unreasonable all things considered. the anti-semitic rant about it just left me like "wtf?"


i´ve added to my previous post, that i DO think the Gunt would use any and all excuses to get out the autistic mess he started himself. and Godwinson showed him the way out imo
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I'll put a cap on my stretch of being autistic at you by just saying it'd be nice if this whole "sphere" (It doesn't seem appropriate to say community) hadn't stagnated and clumped together so much. We could have had a few vaguely unbiased channels pushing out videos detailing the events as they took place, and there'd be a lot less doubt about what the facts were. The events are fun to follow but the ambiguity can make it a slog.
 
Paragoric said:
Obvious lawyer bait to get him back on the Nick Ricotta show and get back at him. Does no one remember Nicky Rackets versus Tonka Saw? Sad. :biggrin:

All of those memories will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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Even if this is true, which is still likely, Tonka destroyed himself on that stream by constantly ducking and weaving. This time Ralph is the one ducking and weaving, while PPP is the one ready to fight in any old alley.

Even if the tonka/Andy situation had been reversed in that original stream Nick did, Nick would still have been the ultimate winner. I think Nick knows he made some bad calls on the original PPP/Dick stream, and is (unlike most in this sphere) capable of learning from this.

My guess is, If you put PPP and Ralph onto Nick’s stream right now, nick will remain as close to impartial as he can, drink his whisky, watch the $20s roll in, and send us a big old thumbs up as two hyperspeds go beserk.
 
If the Gunt is too afraid/greedy to fight, then maybe one of his jannies would be willing to do it for free, just like their sweeping?
This could be Shannon's chance to prove himself a man. Bonus points if he wears his lucha libre mask.
 
axfaxf said:
i dont find it unreasonable, IF they wanted a neutral escrow. sorry, if that came of as the opposite

the unreasonable part imo is having the money stuffed in a golden suitcase until the match. while a funny gimmick if arranged on match day, it kinda turns people off, hence why Dear Feeder immediately called his involvement off
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yeah that part is dumb, dont know why godwinson even interjected with that even as originally an obvious joke
 
Oblique said:
Didn't Flamenco in the Tonka stream with PPP said he'd fight him for free?
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I dunno, I only caught part of it, and didn't watch the pillstream. I can't follow this stuff as closely during the week as I could during the weekend.
If Flamenco offered, then he should meet up with PPP so they can beat the shit out of each other. Fighting is allowed in hockey, so they could start the stream with them playing street hockey for a few minutes, and then just let things flow from there so that it doesn't break the law.
 
Personally I think Josh banning Jester for pissing and crying everywhere is hilarious because I know Jester is ABSOLUTELY seething. He took the fun too seriously and his wings melted. Remember frens: We are here to laugh.
 
Piranha Pleb said:
Personally I think Josh banning Jester for pissing and crying everywhere is hilarious because I know Jester is ABSOLUTELY seething. He took the fun too seriously and his wings melted. Remember frens: We are here to laugh.
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im here for the truth, a truth being smothered out as if by a greasy overhanging gunt
 
backread over 200 pages, and all I can think is that this must be a massive gay-op to troll kiwifarms to believing a IBS2: Electric Bogaloo will happen. i'mma gonna see myself out and wait until there's real bloodsport happen
 
dinoman said:
Me not agreeing that PPP is funny doesn't equate to me not being interested in this thread. What I find funny is all the drama surrounding him; how people are falling for and overreacting to such an obvious troll is what's funny, not necessarily PPP himself.
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Doesn’t matter who’s trolling. All that matters is a bunch of B grade e-celebs are legitimately mad on the internet, and we get to warm our cold hands and hearts with the fire.
 
Null said:
cuz he's got a legal license on the line and a family to feed with it, dumb monkey
cuz i told godwinson he can pick any escrow attorney he wants, dumb monkey
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Why would Nick care about his license when he doesn't even practice law?

Also, why are you so autistic that:
A. You actually thought Ralph was going to go through with this.
B. Got involved.
C. Go out of your way to text Ralph and try to handfeed him a slamdunk, when if he had any actual intention of going through with this, he would be trying to get in contact with them himself,
D. Accept Ralph's exit strategy of Godwinson not giving the money, when he's already been promised like 2k from you? I'd accept less than that to go kick the shit out of someone I despised so much that I've spent the last 4 or 5 days busting bloodvessels over.

Motherfucker has been constantly adding conditions, trying to make it be in an increasingly over-the-top venue, wants exclusive rights, wants killstream to be the announces, and just goes on and on. Hell he wouldn't even take Streetbeefs when you offered.

So please don't try to push the "GODWINSON BACKED OUT" narrative without acknowledging the 57 ways that Ralph backed out.

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Oh shit, I made an easily ignorable red tick on your notifications. Guess it's time to get sweeping, making the ultimate sin of having a discussion on a forum here.
 
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