🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Sheryl Nome]

You've been vigorously dilating all thread whilst cleaning it up and Gunt guarding.

Do you do anything other than screech at people for making fun of PPP? Its really tiresome, daddy Jimbo wouldn't approve.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Ethan's the one who bowed out in my books. PPP has stated he'll fight on basically any terms, for free. Ethan says he only cares about making money and trying to accumulate clout while avoiding actual head on conflict. Not just physical, but even on stream, which is the whole point of IBS. He does not live up to the spirit of the sport.

Godwinson should have never put the money up, and they should have just grilled him on his money-centric focus. His vanity.

 

[MeltyTW]

Not just physical, but even on stream, which is the whole point of IBS. He does not live up to the spirit of the sport.

it should be noted that ppps reason for wanting a stream was to negotiate without a middle man scrambling back and forth, even tonka granted that with andy iirc

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Ethan's the one who bowed out in my books. PPP has stated he'll fight on basically any terms, for free. Ethan says he only cares about making money and trying to accumulate clout while avoiding actual head on conflict. Not just physical, but even on stream, which is the whole point of IBS. He does not live up to the spirit of the sport.

Godwinson should have never put the money up, and they should have just grilled him on his money-centric focus. His vanity.

Ralphieboy definately effectively backed out but Godwinson paved the path for him with the money.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Ethan's the one who bowed out in my books. PPP has stated he'll fight on basically any terms, for free. Ethan says he only cares about making money and trying to accumulate clout while avoiding actual head on conflict. Not just physical, but even on stream, which is the whole point of IBS. He does not live up to the spirit of the sport.

Godwinson should have never put the money up, and they should have just grilled him on his money-centric focus. His vanity.

Ethan claimed that he would only fight if paid, which I find reasonable. If he initially didn't make the claim, then I agree with your assessment.

{EDIT}

Meaning that if he actually agreed to fight w/out payment and only later claimed to fight only for money.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Do you do anything other than screech at people for making fun of PPP? Its really tiresome, daddy Jimbo wouldn't approve.

You forgot to call him fat. A plague will befall the internet mansion if you don't call PPP fat on every page.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ethan claimed that he would only fight if paid, which I find reasonable. If he initially didn't make the claim, then I agree with your assessment.

Ethan challenged though, if anything ppp is more entitled to payment

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

the spirit of the sport.

This is fat people feuding with each other over the Internet.

 

[axfaxf]

Ethan's the one who bowed out in my books. PPP has stated he'll fight on basically any terms, for free. Ethan says he only cares about making money and trying to accumulate clout while avoiding actual head on conflict. Not just physical, but even on stream, which is the whole point of IBS. He does not live up to the spirit of the sport.

Godwinson should have never put the money up, and they should have just grilled him on his money-centric focus. His vanity.

he never did, and imo you can´t blame a greedy gunt for being greedy, that´s just the way it goes

the offer compelled Gunty to accept somewhat, but when it fell through, he had every excuse to back the fuck out

also, the inability to read/willingly misrepresenting Gunts terms is astounding imo

 

[GearProject20]

Ethan's the one who bowed out in my books. PPP has stated he'll fight on basically any terms, for free. Ethan says he only cares about making money and trying to accumulate clout while avoiding actual head on conflict. Not just physical, but even on stream, which is the whole point of IBS. He does not live up to the spirit of the sport.

Godwinson should have never put the money up, and they should have just grilled him on his money-centric focus. His vanity.

We really just need a neutral party to step in and try to host a stream if we still want the fight to happen, but I'm not holding out for that anymore. I think Josh would've been the best choice but he is (admittedly reasonably) not interested in dealing with these people anymore. I also would've suggested Jim but he's busy screaming about the end of the world, so he's probably out of the question too.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

You forgot to call him fat. A plague will befall the internet mansion if you don't call PPP fat on every page.

Are you aware that PPP is an aisle blocking gravity well?

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Ethan challenged though, if anything ppp is more entitled to payment

Is this the actual timeline? Did Ethan first throw down the gauntlet?

 

[MeltyTW]

Is this the actual timeline? Did Ethan first throw down the gauntlet?

in a drunken stupor he challenged ppp, someone uploaded deleted stream clip where he challenged

 

[Sheryl Nome]

You forgot to call him fat. A plague will befall the internet mansion if you don't call PPP fat on every page.

Thanks for reminding me I wouldn't want the forum to die

PPP IS FAT

 

[CrunkLord420]

Ethan seems really excited about fighting Warski for no up front money. Why Warski and not ppp? Is it because Ethan and Warski both know it's just a grift and they'll never actually have a real fight? It's just a money making opportunity to them.

If Ethan really isn't about a real fight with ppp, he should just say "no, that's fucking stupid, let's just fight on stream like normal fucking IBS". Instead he pretends like he's interested, but we all know that's fake as fuck. There's no shame in not wanting to fight a giant fat fuck who's way bigger than you, seriously, it would be stupid of him to do so, which is why I want to see it so badly.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

the offer compelled Gunty to accept somewhat, but when it fell through, he had every excuse to back the fuck out

Describe how the currently standing 5,000GBP offer fell though.

 

[axfaxf]

Describe how the currently standing 5,000GBP offer fell though.

well, the "terms" included a golden suitcase and no escrow

anybody that would agree to that, could probably win a Darwin Award

 

[Immortal Technique]

Do you do anything other than screech at people for making fun of PPP? Its really tiresome.

Don't pretend you don't the opposite. You're not that much of a nigge.r are ya?

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Don't pretend you don't the opposite. You're not that much of a nigge.r are ya?

Watch your fucking mouth. We don't use profanity or racial slurs like nigger on the farms.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Don't pretend you don't the opposite. You're not that much of a nigge.r are ya?

I don't know I keep calling Ralph a fat faggot and Dick a weirdo that hangs out with pedophiles but thats never good enough for PPP's nuthuggers, if I'm not sucking off their fatboy 24/7 I'm 'guntshielding'

Its a very tiresome, two dimensional view, I'm having way too much making the piggy's fans squeal to stop and they just can't help themselves. I've never seen so much seething over an E-celeb being made fun of. But how dare I not fall in line, lmao.

What a bunch of losers, seriously, I can't imagine why you idiots give a shit what the farms think of your boy and the nature in which it sends you into apoplectics and guarantees me stickers and replies has kept me doing it for days at this point.

And before you all try to pull the 'oh so you're going back to you were pretending to be retarded'. No. I really do think PPP is a fat idiot and I think its really funny that just calling him a fat idiot elicits so much anger from his fans.