🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%
  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%
  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%
  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%
  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%
  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%
  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%

  • Total voters
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I will say, I think Nick is a piece of shit for the whole Ty Beard situation but I highly doubt he would steal $5000.
Yeah but I wouldn't just bow to the other team's stipulations without anything in return. Ralph started this in a moment of scotch-fueled aggression, and he's even been offered 5000 of the Queen's own sterlings. If anything Godwinson and co are in the stronger position, but Ralph obviously doesn't want this fight so of course he's going to start making demands while giving zero concessions, and when Godwinson does the very sensible thing and says "Hold up a second, this is a negotiation. I have some demands too," Ralph can claim victory and immediately switch it to a fake Warski fight. If you're listening to the Killstream he sounds very relieved because he thinks he's weaseled his way out.
 
Okay, Nick steals the $5000. After people find out, he loses all credibility as a YouTuber and his Patreon/NP2 and superchat shekels take a dive, and once the civil and possibly criminal cases hit, he gets disciplined by the bar and can't command high rates as a lawyer. All so that he can abscond with maybe three weeks' worth of his current income. Yeah, that seems like something a married devout Christian white-collar worker in his late 30s with five kids to care for would do.

Fucking exceptional individual.

Anyone who believes that is fucking retarded. I'd even trust Marc Randazza not to just walk off and steal money and he has a record of ethics issues worse than anything Nick has, Nick is pure as the fucking driven snow compared to him. I'd still hire Randazza if somehow, I ended up in some intellectual property dispute, I had the ridiculous amounts of money he charges, and I wanted the other side painfully curb stomped.
 
So I went looking through Ronnie Ralphs obituary to try to find some clues as to his wherabouts and I saw this:

Ronnie was preceded in death by his mother Estelle and his father Clyde. He is survived by his sons, Ethan & Evan, his brother Louis, along with other friends and family.

Holy shit, Ethan has a brother called Evan?! Is Evan Ralph the third man? Seethan would spiral out of control if his own flesh and blood betrayed him!
 
Warski is great because he's self aware enough to realize he's an exceptional moron but he's too fucking autistic to act upon this knowledge and just keeps on keeping on.

The only fucker who at least owns up to being a fucking idiot.
 
I didn't see these messages from Full-Blast Forever posted earlier, but if they were, I archived them.

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