🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Guntleman]

I will say, I think Nick is a piece of shit for the whole Ty Beard situation but I highly doubt he would steal $5000.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I don't know about that. His ENTIRE BRAND is I AM LOUDER AND COOLER THAN MADDOX, ALSO LET'S LAUGH AT MADDOX TRYING TO SUE ME

Yeah, if Dick sues, he'll have no choice but to admit that he is now Maddox. I mean, Maddox basically sued Dick for making fun of him.
Do you guys think that 80sGirl's diseased vagina turns men into Maddoxes?

 

[Leominster]

He wouldn't be dealing with guntshaming if he had a sense of humor and a thicker skin. A lesson literally everyone with a thread in the mansion could learn

How can a man have such a thick gunt and such thin skin?

 

[Ol' Slag]

He wouldn't be dealing with guntshaming if he had a sense of humor and a thicker skin. A lesson literally everyone with a thread in the mansion could learn

He could fucking spin a sign or flip burgers in alot of places and make more money.

I'm just perplexed while he still does it?

He will never reach the level of popularity he once had. He is addicted to booze and pills, throws up on streams. Has pictures of his massive gunt everywhere. Has a known Fed who will haunt him till one of them dies of a heart attack.

All for ten dollars an hour.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

btw did anyone else realize that as of today, this thread now qualifies as a mansion, assuming 1 post = 1 sq ft?

 

[Arcturus]

I've said this before, but that's not bad considering he shows up to work hammered drunk and works a maximum of 4 hours a day.

Ah, but consider that he spends the hours he's not streaming feverishly sperging out over haters and spamming Twitter posts. He's never not online unless he's passed out drunk.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

How can a man have such a thick gunt and such thin skin?

The skin has to stretch over the gunt, clearly.

 

[VOC]

Chillstram Uncut on youtube. Im banned from chat for making a bad joke lol

Was that you going "FOR FREEE BIBBLE! FOR FREE!"
if so, checked n' kekked

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Okay, Nick steals the $5000. After people find out, he loses all credibility as a YouTuber and his Patreon/NP2 and superchat shekels take a dive, and once the civil and possibly criminal cases hit, he gets disciplined by the bar and can't command high rates as a lawyer. All so that he can abscond with maybe three weeks' worth of his current income. Yeah, that seems like something a married devout Christian white-collar worker in his late 30s with five kids to care for would do.

Fucking exceptional individual.

He also pays for his parents retirement costs that arent covered by their pensions from what I remember. Anyone saying he would throw it all away is probably a shitposter or a Ron Toye alt-account.

 

[Guntleman]

He could fucking spin a sign or flip burgers in alot of places and make more money.

I'm just perplexed while he still does it?

He will never reach the level of popularity he once had. He is addicted to booze and pills, throws up on streams. Has pictures of his massive gunt everywhere. Has a known Fed who will haunt him till one of them dies of a heart attack.

All for ten dollars an hour.

He basically does it for free. He's gonna make a whopping $40 tonight.

 

[Theodorus]

btw did anyone else realize that as of today, this thread now qualifies as a mansion, assuming 1 post = 1 sq ft?

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But how much does the thread COST?!?

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Was that you going "FOR FREEE BIBBLE! FOR FREE!"
if so, checked n' kekked

no I was banned last night lol.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

He also pays for his parents retirement costs that arent covered by their pensions from what I remember. Anyone saying he would throw it all away is probably a shitposter or a Ron Toye alt-account.

Not enough emojis to be Toye.

 

[Physics Ninja]

I don't know about that. His ENTIRE BRAND is I AM LOUDER AND COOLER THAN MADDOX, ALSO LET'S LAUGH AT MADDOX TRYING TO SUE ME

You forgot LETS LAUGH AT MADDOX'S LEAKED DMS

 

[Freedom Fries]

Ralph makes fucking 10 dollars


He admitted early on how shitty his business is.

Buying mics, hustling for shitty guests, dealing with constant guntshaming.

For ten dollars an hour.

$16000/(52 weeks per year*7 days per week*4 hours per day) = $10.989... per hour.
NVM I'm dumb and you're right

 

[DecimatedFerret]

Start spamming this all over Twitter. Seethan will explode with rage within five minutes. LOL.

Send them this too.

 

[johnisdeer]

All shall be redeemed. sorry for the awful quality of these folks.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Okay, Nick steals the $5000. After people find out, he loses all credibility as a YouTuber and his Patreon/NP2 and superchat shekels take a dive, and once the civil and possibly criminal cases hit, he gets disciplined by the bar and can't charge as much as a lawyer. All so that he can abscond with maybe three weeks' worth of his current income. Yeah, that seems like something a married devout Christian white-collar worker in his late 30s with five kids to care for would do.

Fucking exceptional individual.

Godwinson is simultaneously being talked about as a troll and yet his trolling is being taken as 100% literal. Both in support and against. These are the true retards.

 

[PhoBingas]

i have been sold a nothing burger and i demand a refund

Yeah the fight was never gonna happen. This is about all I can put up with for tonight. I'll be back in the morning if there's more riveting info revealed.

 

[No dignity]

How can a man have such a thick gunt and such thin skin?

The gunt has taken most of his remaining skin, leaving the rest of his body with the bare minimum amount of skin needed to survive.