🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Christ Cried]

No, there's no way Dick would sue an internet troll over mean words because then 95% of his patreon immediately goes away

That's the obvious reason, but we're in the Tardlight Zone now boi

 

[Ol' Slag]

Ralph early on says he makes 8000 about every six months....

Sixteen thousand a year. Roughly 1333 a month.

That's about 10 an hour after taxes. Let that sink in.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

No, there's no way Dick would sue an internet troll over mean words because then 95% of his patreon immediately goes away

I Disagree, Dick has created a cult of personality over the years and maybe he would loose 10-20% but the amount of cope on Reddit says otherwise.

 

[Theodorus]

Godwinson really should be NPH though. He's the sperg whisperer / collector after all

Let's put this theory to the test

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I haven't watched a killstream in a long time. All this forced laughter is so painful.

 

[Guntleman]

Ralph early on says he makes 8000 about every six months....

Sixteen thousand a year. Roughly 1333 a month.

That's about 10 an hour after taxes. Let that sink in.

I make more than he makes in a year in 3 months. I'm rich and famous and I was the prom king.

 

[Leominster]

The real question is when are we gonna get a "clean it up" reaction, @Null?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Lol they're all stepping on each other's toes worse than usual.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Can't help but put my own autistic spin on this.
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Start spamming this all over Twitter. Seethan will explode with rage within five minutes. LOL.

 

[Guntleman]

I haven't watched a killstream in a long time. All this forced laughter is so painful.

We've been spoiled by kino and nectar

 

[Least Concern]

Also anyone that trusts Nick Rekeita so much that you just assume that everyone else does and should are pretty questionable. Why trust the grifting lawyer who openly admits everything he does is for the money with $5,000 dollars, especially when he's not even from your country. Why not get somebody actually neutral, ya know like a professional? Or better yet, it's HIS money he can give it out how HE wants to. Gunt's delusions of grandeur and constant stipulation adding make it abundantly clear that he has no real intention o actually fighting God's Chosen Warrior.

Okay, Nick steals the $5000. After people find out, he loses all credibility as a YouTuber and his Patreon/NP2 and superchat shekels take a dive, and once the civil and possibly criminal cases hit, he gets disciplined by the bar and can't command high rates as a lawyer. All so that he can abscond with maybe three weeks' worth of his current income. Yeah, that seems like something a married devout Christian white-collar worker in his late 30s with five kids to care for would do.

Fucking retard.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Ralph early on says he makes 8000 about every six months....

Sixteen thousand a year. Roughly 1333 a month.

That's about 10 an hour after taxes. Let that sink in.

on top of the money he steals for booze. i imagine he probably still has a good amount of money left from the previous two years unless he pissed most of that way

Spoiler

which he probably did

 

[instythot]

I Disagree, Dick has created a cult of personality over the years and maybe he would loose 10-20% but the amount of cope on Reddit says otherwise.

I don't know about that. His ENTIRE BRAND is I AM LOUDER AND COOLER THAN MADDOX, ALSO LET'S LAUGH AT MADDOX TRYING TO SUE ME

 

[Freedom Fries]

Ralph early on says he makes 8000 about every six months....

Sixteen thousand a year. Roughly 1333 a month.

That's about 10 an hour after taxes. Let that sink in.

I've said this before, but that's not bad considering he shows up to work hammered drunk and works a maximum of 4 hours a day.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Ralph makes fucking 10 dollars

I make more than he makes in a year in 3 months. I'm rich and famous and I was the prom king.

He admitted early on how shitty his business is.

Buying mics, hustling for shitty guests, dealing with constant guntshaming.

For ten dollars an hour.

 

[Coffee Anon]

That video is time stamped??? 54.40, Ralph literally says "I will fight PPP". He said it first, he laid down the gauntlet.

Unfortunately he demands payment there too, and he is stating that he's willing to fight PPP, which isn't the same thing as challenging him to a fight. Basically, it was a grift from the beginning and he had no intention to fight for real.
I'm willing to fight Tyson Fury if you pay me $10m

 

[Christ Cried]

The real question is when are we gonna get a "clean it up" reaction, @Null?

Null is going to have a stroke, he went to bed between the no escrow stream and the tonka flagging

 

[GameDevAnon]

Let's put this theory to the test

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This one too. We need to inundate his twitter feed with frightened gunts.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Unfortunately he demands payment there too, and he is stating that he's willing to fight PPP, which isn't the same thing as challenging him to a fight. Basically, it was a grift from the beginning and he had no intention to fight for real.

i have been sold a nothing burger and i demand a refund

 

[instythot]

Ralph makes fucking 10 dollars


He admitted early on how shitty his business is.

Buying mics, hustling for shitty guests, dealing with constant guntshaming.

For ten dollars an hour.

He wouldn't be dealing with guntshaming if he had a sense of humor and a thicker skin. A lesson literally everyone with a thread in the mansion could learn