🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Unog]

- The Conspiracy angle got fucked because the leaders are fucking exceptional, so Godwinson goes full steam at Ralph to retaliate, taking every shot from his alcoholism to his dead father, and attempting to setup IRL fights ala Tonka.

Ralph was the one to first throw out a challenge, not the autism elementals.

 

[Exbein]

the trashfire would have been glorious if they only waited a little more for some dax implosion. there's a trashfire alright, but not what they intended

the tards decided to miilk it too soon.
Remember kids, sometimes you got to step back and allow the cow to fatten itself up before miilking it.

 

[The Vinyl Solution]

Oh god wait a second. I finally remembered where I recognized PPP from. This absolute spastic did a drunk stream way back on stream.me calling out ralph while also spreading his asscheeks and shoving random objects up his ass. It went on for a good hour or so. Anyone else remember this?

 

[Exbein]

Oh god wait a second. I finally remembered where I recognized PPP from. This absolute spastic did a drunk stream way back on stream.me calling out ralph while also spreading his asscheeks and shoving random objects up his ass. It went on for a good hour or so. Anyone else remember this?

trying not to, thank you very much

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Everything else about this is what's actually bad and Dick appears successfully to have distracted attention to the shit nobody but incels would care about. Congratulations, I guess

What other stuff tho? At the end of the day this all boils down to some fat perma-virgins getting mad that Dicks own didn't eat him (and his sizeable ponch) alive over his texts getting leaked, and then spun it into this massive conspiracy post about how this somehow proves, which let's be honest is just to obfuscate the former. Now we've got all this talk about "smoking guns" and "third men" that's all "totally very real you guys we just can't show you yet"

If PPP and co weren't fat virgin attention whores they would have shown us any proof that they have that Dick is totally going to release Null's/Jim's/Ralph's SSN over this. The only "other thing" i can think of there being is Dick and co Streisanding this all into the limelight by not just going "oh yea did you see my stupid texts?"

 

[Unog]

Oh god wait a second. I finally remembered where I recognized PPP from. This absolute spastic did a drunk stream way back on stream.me calling out ralph while also spreading his asscheeks and shoving random objects up his ass. It went on for a good hour or so. Anyone else remember this?

Spoiler

Very, very, very late.

But yes, that is where he's known from.

 

[Slimboy Fat]

Oh god wait a second. I finally remembered where I recognized PPP from. This absolute spastic did a drunk stream way back on stream.me calling out ralph while also spreading his asscheeks and shoving random objects up his ass. It went on for a good hour or so. Anyone else remember this?

the late rating isn't enough, I feel like I have to go out of my way to tell you you're way fucking behind on things if you don't know who PPP is at this point.

 

[instythot]

Yeah, after getting caught up on all the shit transpiring, wow. Just fucking wow. Lets look back at all this for those curious about this and fill me in I'm missing something.

-Dax pillow talks for pussy. The DMs leak. Lulz should have ensued.
-An autist named Jesse tries to play a gotcha game with Metokur with these DMs in the most gay and unfunny way possible.
-They end up on the Killstream and before Metokur can say anything, all the exceptional individuals there fuck this up monumentally by all screaming like spergs, troll shielding Dick while creating this Streisand Effect.
-PPP, Godwinson and LeoPirate go full Pepe Silva with this "conspiracy" angle, pointing fingers at Null, Metokur, Toad and Ralph & Co. This to amass sperg army to go after Dick.
-Slapfight galore on Nick Rekeita's stream with PPP and Dick. PPP "Wins" because he envokes gamer words and plows through Nick, Dick and Drexel with the power of Pure Autism. Entertaining to say the least.
-Zoom calls Dick on stream. Dick, thinking Zoom will be his pal to help dunk PPP, brings him in to the stream. Zoom immediately starts fucking over the Prom King, to no one's surprise.
-Threads get locked due to overload, adding to the "conspiracy" angle. PPP's sperg army comes to KF to pressure Null to disavow Dick, while PPP and Godwinson fan the flames with their unhinged videos
-PPP, LeoPirate and Godwinson avoid Null's offer to talk, but Metokur gets invited to talk with PPP, and the Conspiracy angle falls flat while he sucks Metokur's cock for an hour long. Act 2, Leopirate appears to take shots, drawing weird parallels to GamerGate ala Sargon, and trying desperately to try to help PPP save some dignity. Jim tells them that if they can find hard proof and put it out there, he'll call it out. Lulzy stream.
- The Conspiracy angle got fucked because the leaders are fucking exceptional, so Godwinson goes full steam at Ralph to retaliate, taking every shot from his alcoholism to his dead father, and attempting to setup IRL fights ala Tonka.

Everything PPP and Godwinson did was to fuck with Ethan Ralph and Gator. Dick biting on throwaway conspiracy bullshit was a hilarious side effect. Pretty succinct summary

 

[Comfyman]

Oh god wait a second. I finally remembered where I recognized PPP from. This absolute spastic did a drunk stream way back on stream.me calling out ralph while also spreading his asscheeks and shoving random objects up his ass. It went on for a good hour or so. Anyone else remember this?

One of the greatest moments in stream.me history. Good old days.

 

[itskaon]

Oh god wait a second. I finally remembered where I recognized PPP from. This absolute spastic did a drunk stream way back on stream.me calling out ralph while also spreading his asscheeks and shoving random objects up his ass. It went on for a good hour or so. Anyone else remember this?

holy shit please tell me theres an archive of that

 

[The Vinyl Solution]

the late rating isn't enough, I feel like I have to go out of my way to tell you you're way fucking behind on things if you don't know who PPP is at this point.

I guess I'll have to try harder to keep track of every shitstain sperg that ever tried to violently penetrate himself on the internet for e-fame.

 

[Exbein]

at this point, I am waiting for PPP, Godwinson and Leo's Patebin evidence

it would be a good trashfire, I hope

 

[New to the autism]

For Jamie, it's in one of the PodAwful episodes. I'm not sure which one could be a paywalled episode. Idk for Maddox except that in the original KillStream Jesse confronted Dick about it said he saw the photos from Maddox and Dick went fucking silent. Dick didn't say a word until someone said "so you're looking at porn with Maddox? What a fag." Then Dick said he'd never heard the name "HulaGirl86" before. I just don't believe Jesse is stupid enough to say that to Dick on that stream if it wasn't true. Maybe people don't want to leak the nudes because it could be a revenge porn crime thing? Also, Kiwi Chris from the Dick show has made the claims as well, I think. (Edit: clarifications)

Im just not going to dig through podawful content the dude just isnt funny. Im just not going to take Jesses word even though i dislike Dick.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

One of the greatest moments in stream.me history. Good old days.

stream.me was fucking amazing, you had near daily jim streams, all sorts of newcomers popping up to fuck with each other and the killstream, drama between all sorts of users, and more. Dlive is a boring shit platform in comparison where everyone just hugboxes the gunt.

 

[New to the autism]

Oh god wait a second. I finally remembered where I recognized PPP from. This absolute spastic did a drunk stream way back on stream.me calling out ralph while also spreading his asscheeks and shoving random objects up his ass. It went on for a good hour or so. Anyone else remember this?

No sodomy involved in that interesting thats how you remember it.

 

[Jed Clampett]

Im just not going to dig through podawful content the dude just isnt funny. Im just not going to take Jesses word even though i dislike Dick.

Yeah, I don't blame you. I was just telling you what I know. Maybe we'll get lucky and some autist will do some digging and leak some spicy HulaGirl86 content. But at this point, it's just whose word do you believe more.

 

[The Vinyl Solution]

No sodomy involved in that interesting thats how you remember it.

It was 2 years ago and I was drunker than he was.

 

[Coffee Anon]

Threads get locked due to overload

I don't believe that for a second!

 

[byuu]

No sodomy involved in that interesting thats how you remember it.

Why are you covering for PPP?
I'm not saying you're not right or that there's collusion but there's almost certainly collusion.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

stream.me was fucking amazing, you had near daily jim streams, all sorts of newcomers popping up to fuck with each other and the killstream, drama between all sorts of users, and more. Dlive is a boring shit platform in comparison where everyone just hugboxes the gunt.

Stream.me showed what real Internet freedom looked like. Real freedom isn't nice or neat. Sometimes there'll be a fat man aiming his asshole at you like the Eye of Sauron or the relativistic jet from an active galactic nucleus. Sometimes exceptional individuals will rape each other behind an Arby's over an Internet argument. Still, it was freedom. Then The Man decided that couldn't be tolerated and Stream.me had to be closed down and everyone moved back to platforms where you can't show your starfish or call an F-slur an F-slur.

Gamers need to RISE UP and fight this F-slurry.