🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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I don't really follow the gunt or watch the killstream. Outside of Ralph slamming his keyboard everytime PPP shows up somewhere do we have anything that isn't gayops or "I was only pretending to be retarded"? I don't really care for this reality tv "FITE ME IN GUATAMALA FATASS" stuff. Do we know when another stream is gonna start where people aren't just stream sniping each other and being inaudible?
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
So Zoom is saying that Ethan Ralph got catfished by a fake Sargon (fake Vee?) and a fake Mark Collett. Pretty sure Collett and Ralph are friends and have been for some time. It's possible that Zoom was able to catfish Ralph by claiming to be a representative of Sargon but given the source, I think even that should be doubted. Zoom doesn't offer any evidence that he was able to catfish Ralph.

And he's claiming the TikTok girl Ralph shilled was a catfish too. No proof offered.

There's so much to doubt here I think I'm going to have to order an Electric Skeptic to do the doubting for me.
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Wow. I can't keep up with the pace of all of the multi-dimensional intrigue and cloak and dagger double-crossing. It's like some kind of autistic Game of Thrones.
 
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The Vinyl Solution said:
I wouldn't call that behavior chad either. Its sleazy, yeah, but not simping.
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The weird focus on that aspect of the situation is pure incel shit. Absolutely nobody outside the incel community cares if some dude talks some bullshit to get a chick to spread em. Everything else about this is what's actually bad and Dick appears successfully to have distracted attention to the shit nobody but incels would care about. Congratulations, I guess.
 
AnOminous said:
The weird focus on that aspect of the situation is pure incel shit. Absolutely nobody outside the incel community cares if some dude talks some bullshit to get a chick to spread em. Everything else about this is what's actually bad and Dick appears successfully to have distracted attention to the shit nobody but incels would care about. Congratulations, I guess.
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BrainProlapse said:
Dick's texts leaked and they were pretty cringe but turbospeds got mad that people weren't mocking Dick, when in reality the texts just aren't that entertaining, several on-air meltdowns happen before it all comes back to the 9/11 of the internet; Gamergate.
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These two posts being on the same page is pretty funny, ngl.
 
Tonka won
Sargon won
Andy Racewarsky won
Jeff Holiday won
Randbot won
MundaneMatt won
Maddox won
They all played the long con, their bloodsports enemies have been defeated due to attrition, kiwis mad!
 
Exbein said:
everyone wants this to explode like iDubbz simping for his girlfriend
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Well it's strange it's not considering Dick's girlfriend was a legit camwhore under the username "HulaGirl86." At least iDubbbz girl isn't doing nudes. Dick's girl was literally shoving shit into her orifices on streams. Edit: Dick went on a tear for weeks calling iDubbbz a simp and when it comes out his girlfriend did worse, crickets.
 
Christ Cried said:
Even the OP is confusing, and I've run out of red string and push pins. What is the simple, non-autistic, one sentence summation of this garbage?
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Honestly? From being on the outside looking in, it appears that Sargon of Akkad's internet friends/followers/fans are sperging out again, wanting another "GamerGate" 2.0 . They are trying to manipulate Mr. Metokur, Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson into being their personal army and just manipulate them into doing things all for the purpose of manipulation. The spergs in question are PPP (I have never heard of this one, but he is obviously autistic, LeoPirate- (He used to be loud and proud about being a furry queer) but now denies he ever was a furry. He made a couple gamergate videos back when gamergate was a thing and brought up to Jim, Like Sargon, that Gamergate was the 9-11 of the internet in this stream here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOSI0wCetGs

Honestly it seems like there is a lot of efame attention whore jealousy. It's about as faggy as you can get and everyone involved is at least a bit gay.
 
Nephi said:
They all played the long con, their bloodsports enemies have been defeated due to attrition, kiwis mad!
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I was going to deny this but I'm obviously mad. Maybe even a ho. I don't even know any more.

Uncle /pol/ said:
The spergs in question are PPP (I have never heard of this one, but he is obviously autistic, LeoPirate- (He used to be loud and proud about being a furry queer) but now denies he ever was a furry.
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Anyone in the position where he has to deny being a furfag is one, 100% of the time.
 
The Vinyl Solution said:
Let me help you because you seem to know fuck all about what you are talking about.

Simp: Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

A simp would not even have the stones to talk about sex with a girl he liked, they'd be too infatuated with the chasteness of their precious muh'lady to even consider it. If you read the JLH medium post, its pretty obvious dick just hit her with some pillow talk to get that pussa. I wouldn't call that behavior chad either. Its sleazy, yeah, but not simping.

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lol alright. I think your online community or wherever you get your simp delineation from is different from what it meant at my high school. Simping was always a certain type of behavior in pursuit of "that pussa" lol. Didn't matter if you got "that pussa" or not and had nothing to do with some weird inability to talk about sex with a girl.
 
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Jed Clampett said:
Well it's strange it's not considering Dick's girlfriend was a legit camwhore under the username "HulaGirl86." At least iDubbbz girl isn't doing nudes. Dick's girl was literally shoving shit into her orifices on streams. Edit: Dick went on a tear for weeks calling iDubbbz a simp and when it comes out his girlfriend did worse, crickets.
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Everyone keeps bringing up the hulagirl thing but does anyone have any evidence? I dont doubt its a possibility.
 
I'm so sick of this circle of internet faggots, it's like every 3 months with this shit, and it's stopped being funny to gawk at and has begun to wear thin. We need to convince as many of them to go to Knoxville and then drop a tactical nuke on them
 
Yolo Swaggins said:
Hahaha yeah I'd also like to see proof. You know... for the drama... hahaha...
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Its not even that, 80s girl looks like a transexual and isn't attractive. I dont like Dick but everyone seems to say thats just shit Podawful was spreading without any proof.
Jed Clampett said:
Jamie, the chick that released simp texts confirmed this on a stream, and Maddox has as well.
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Link?
 
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