🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

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Dr. Niggerfaggot said:
Maddox has been the Third Man all along
Repeat after me, guys:
MADDOX WON
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The lolsuit revealed that Maddox's persona wasn't a put-on but it was actually him, and it ruined him. Ironically, Dick is now doing exactly the same thing to himself. What can be charming as a put-on is repulsive in an actual person.
 
The Vinyl Solution said:
I don't understand how this is simping. From what I've read there it looks a whole lot more like a sociopathic and devious attempt at getting a quick pump and dump with zero actual concern for any of the females involved.

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That's why this whole thing is a retarded trashfire. Dick, Ralph and TDS white Knights who want to say this is a nothing burger so don't read guys its not funny are trying to make this a conversation about simping. Dick is working his marketing magic to try and spin it from psycho who uses every single person in his life as an object and is shitty to everyone unless they give him what he wants, to "lol simping and 2 chicks at the same time. Look at these mad ho's. Ho's MAD!"

Now that this is kinda backfiring it's turning into blame the internet boogeymen and haters and talk about how chad alpha you are.

Peoples bullshit detectors are going off.
 
rhinoplasty said:
Nonetheless, imma go ahead and say Dick's DMs DO fit my definition of simp. It doesn't matter if you get laid, its if you put a thot on a pedestal in the process. Like you're a lightskin meme. In fact, I'd argue if you actually care about the girl as a person you can't be a simp bc:
1. you aren't going to be blowing smoke up her ass to get laid, you'll be more honest.
2. even if you are blinded by love, if it's real you aren't going to degrade yourself for it, it'll make you man up more than anything.
Not that you can't be a sociopath in your relationships without being a simp, but there's a difference between this and the callous love em and leave em type.
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Dick's shit is embarrassing for a myriad of reasons but only an autistic incel would care about this kind of 'simping'.
 
Zoom's lies keep getting spread because people aren't used to someone who just blatantly makes shit up endlessly; it's almost convincing because he's so blatant. Remember he will say anything to get attention.

And he's a pedophile.

Null said:
i can't help it guys i still love the man
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Null was tsundere for the Anglo all along
 
This just reinforces my pet theory that anyone who livestreams has a half life of sanity. Eventually they implode into spaghetti, autism, and cum. @Null please don't end up like this
 
George Cuckzunian said:
Peoples bullshit detectors are going off.
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The endless chorus of "I don't even understand why anyone cares virgeens!" Really put a bad smell in the air around the whole thing. One is left to wonder why people who don't care made hundreds of posts often repeating themselves to tell us so.

Yolo Swaggins said:
Why doesn't he just make an account here? 🤔
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Well Because he's the kind of bitch that doesn't like to give people the right of reply but also probably because his gay yelling schtick wouldn't translate to text.
 
rhinoplasty said:
The worst look for Dick on this (aside from the ancient Patreon ban encouraging stuff, which is past the statute of limitations imo) is getting his ass handed to him by that "ZOOM" guy and sucking up to the dude afterword. DMs is good for a laugh but that's it.

Nonetheless, imma go ahead and say Dick's DMs DO fit my definition of simp. It doesn't matter if you get laid, its if you put a thot on a pedestal in the process. Like you're a lightskin meme. In fact, I'd argue if you actually care about the girl as a person you can't be a simp bc:
1. you aren't going to be blowing smoke up her ass to get laid, you'll be more honest.
2. even if you are blinded by love, if it's real you aren't going to degrade yourself for it, it'll make you man up more than anything.
Not that you can't be a sociopath in your relationships without being a simp, but there's a difference between this and the callous love em and leave em type.
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Let me help you because you seem to know fuck all about what you are talking about.

Simp: Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

A simp would not even have the stones to talk about sex with a girl he liked, they'd be too infatuated with the chasteness of their precious muh'lady to even consider it. If you read the JLH medium post, its pretty obvious dick just hit her with some pillow talk to get that pussa. I wouldn't call that behavior chad either. Its sleazy, yeah, but not simping.

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Dyn said:
Dick's shit is embarrassing for a myriad of reasons but only an autistic incel would care about this kind of 'simping'.
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there's a difference between caring and recognizing it as simping. maybe we just have different definitions. I think you can have sex with a girl, even have children with her and still have been a simp for the entire course of your relationship. The simp shit doesn't really matter, we've all got friends who acted like simps or done it ourselves. I'm not gonna hate a guy cause he was a simp. just calling a spade a spade.
 
Even the OP is confusing, and I've run out of red string and push pins. What is the simple, non-autistic, one sentence summation of this garbage?
 
Null said:
i can't help it guys i still love the man
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Christ Cried said:
Even the OP is confusing, and I've run out of red string and push pins. What is the simple, non-autistic, one sentence summation of this garbage?
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Dick's texts leaked and they were pretty cringe but turbospeds got mad that people weren't mocking Dick, when in reality the texts just aren't that entertaining, several on-air meltdowns happen before it all comes back to the 9/11 of the internet; Gamergate.
 
Christ Cried said:
Even the OP is confusing, and I've run out of red string and push pins. What is the simple, non-autistic, one sentence summation of this garbage?
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Embarrassing texts of Masterson came out and everyone financially tied to him tried to troll shield him and started a fire. Masterson had to deal with someone who isn't a sycophant and got BTFO.
 
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