The Cole Smithey Thread

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Dimetrodon said:
Not to mention Chris' drawing of him in Carnegie Hall burning money is on the same tier of hilariousness as ShecameforCWC or Sonichu fucking Rosechu.
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I specially love that the rug on that drawing has a label that says "Property of 'Carnigee' Hall" and then the total mongo felt compelled to add a second label next to the first one that said "this rug".

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Shiversblood said:
What would be a good way to force Cole to deal with Chris Chan?
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You would have to trick Cole into it. TLC would have to call him and tell him he's such a famous film critic and they want to give him his own show about him and his family. Then the first day of filming you have Chris show up with a one of those hobo bundles, "mudder is dead Big Bro and me and my hubby need a place to get back on our feet and such."
 
Shiversblood said:
What would be a good way to force Cole to deal with Chris Chan?
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Trick him into a Dr Phil styled live show to talk about a movie, then pop Chris into the stage and say he needs his help and Cole knows he cant say no to his tranny autistic poor "sister" on live liberal television on liberal media being watched by hungry-for-controversity liberals with liberal social media or else his dead career would be even deader.


AnOminous said:
Putting a gun to his head and yelling "deal with Chris-Chan" at him.
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Cole: I can have Chris but if I gotta ask what lead you to this kind of life?

Kiwi: there ain no rest for the wicked, money dont grow on trees, I got bills to pay, mouths to feed, there isnt anything in this world for free.


Dimetrodon said:
Not to mention Chris' drawing of him in Carnegie Hall burning money is on the same tier of hilariousness as ShecameforCWC or Sonichu fucking Rosechu.
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Im sure Cole wouldnt be surprised. Chris is painfully jealous of people just barely better off than him and that wont let him anchor off of them.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
You would have to trick Cole into it. TLC would have to call him and tell him he's such a famous film critic and they want to give him his own show about him and his family. Then the first day of filming you have Chris show up with a one of those hobo bundles, "mudder is dead Big Bro and me and my hubby need a place to get back on our feet and such."
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Oh, goodness.

If they could bribe Megan, they could bribe anyone.

Bob long ago proved this.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Oh, goodness.

If they could bribe Megan, they could bribe anyone.

Bob long ago proved this.
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I think part of why Megan was wiling to get on board with that documentary was because there was already an unspoken agreement that Megan had suffered enough and should be left alone. That was one of the things that trolls and observers all agreed on. I really do wish the documentary got an actual release, if only for the Megan interviews.

Not gonna lie, I think scaring away the makers of that documentary was not one of the forum's best moments. But I digress...

Cole is a pretentious douchebag and probably get teens screaming "JULAY!" into his answering machine and Chris-related troll comments on his YouTube videos all the time. He'd be a lot more likely to catch onto the scheme and it'd be harder to trick him.
 
Syaoran Li said:
Not gonna lie, I think scaring away the makers of that documentary was not one of the forum's best moments. But I digress...
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Maybe not but it was also entirely predictable and anyone who decides to make a documentary and then pussies out because the inevitable happened is a loser.
 
AnOminous said:
Maybe not but it was also entirely predictable and anyone who decides to make a documentary and then pussies out because the inevitable happened is a loser.
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I dunno, I don't think the maker of that documentary was actually expecting to get the kind of reaction he received on the Farms. I got a major normie vibe from that guy, like the kind of guy who was introduced to Chris via PewDiePie or Fredrik Knudsen and then did some cursory reading of the CWCki before making the documentary.

If he were more familiar with the Farms and its culture, he probably wouldn't have chickened out like he did. The dude should have just lurked more.
 
Syaoran Li said:
I dunno, I don't think the maker of that documentary was actually expecting to get the kind of reaction he received on the Farms.
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Well, then he was dumb, because that's what the Farms does.

Syaoran Li said:
The dude should have just lurked more.
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Not just diving headfirst into a vortex of autism is usually the right choice.
 
Syaoran Li said:
I think part of why Megan was wiling to get on board with that documentary was because there was already an unspoken agreement that Megan had suffered enough and should be left alone. That was one of the things that trolls and observers all agreed on. I really do wish the documentary got an actual release, if only for the Megan interviews.

Not gonna lie, I think scaring away the makers of that documentary was not one of the forum's best moments. But I digress...

Cole is a pretentious douchebag and probably get teens screaming "JULAY!" into his answering machine and Chris-related troll comments on his YouTube videos all the time. He'd be a lot more likely to catch onto the scheme and it'd be harder to trick him.
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Yeah but didn’t the guy show his true colors when he tried to extort the forums for money in order for him to release it? Or am I thinking about someone else?
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
Yeah but didn’t the guy show his true colors when he tried to extort the forums for money in order for him to release it? Or am I thinking about someone else?
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I don't think he was directly extorting the forums for money. IIRC, he was running a Kickstarter to get the film a better distribution deal.
 
Didn't we also find out though that his dad had fronted the money for the doc already, and the Kickstarter was an attempt at trying to gain more? I thought that deception was why so many people here got pissed at him.
 
Autumnal Equinox said:
Didn't we also find out though that his dad had fronted the money for the doc already, and the Kickstarter was an attempt at trying to gain more? I thought that deception was why so many people here got pissed at him.
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There was confusion over what the money was needed for, since the interviews had apparently already been filmed. I'm genuinely curious about what Megan had to say and a little interested in how Barb was going to spin things. But hoarding it behind a Kickstarter paywall was bound to fail here.
 
Autumnal Equinox said:
Didn't we also find out though that his dad had fronted the money for the doc already, and the Kickstarter was an attempt at trying to gain more? I thought that deception was why so many people here got pissed at him.
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Like every similar project, it was rooted in profound autism. The only real bummer about the asshole loser fucking off with his footage is the Megan interviews tbh.
 
AnOminous said:
Like every similar project, it was rooted in profound autism. The only real bummer about the asshole loser fucking off with his footage is the Megan interviews tbh.
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For real.

That guy made me sick the moment I saw what he was doing and then pretending like he didn't understand why we were not buying it.

Not only that, but trying to pretend he was doing some kind of well-meaning thing by Chris...

Fucker got what he deserved.
The Megan interviews would have been neat but not for the pure autism sped.

Much more satisfying getting rid of him.
 
The Fool said:
Chris' autism is irrelevant, he was essentially raised as a feral animal as his parents desperately tried to protect him from any sense of normalcy. Sure it definitely compounded his ignorance and ego, but Borb pretty much created the perfect storm to make a monster with or without a mental disability. I'm not sure if Cole has autism but he sure is an asshole, no thanks to Borb.
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Bob tried to be nice to Cole a lot but because of how fucked he was from Barbs parenting and various step dads, he pushed Bob away and the two had pretty sour relations. Cole even wanted Chris to let him know when Bob died.

Then some troll actually did call Cole to let him know Bob had passed and Cole was legitimately upset about it from what we’re told. Also just keep in mind Bob raised two very successful people that have made something of themselves. Bob was more old and neglectful and tired than outright abusive in my opinion at least. Barb on the other hand? Well supposedly she fired a gun at Cole at one point, that’s all the context we need.
 
Alex Krycek said:
Bob tried to be nice to Cole a lot but because of how fucked he was from Barbs parenting and various step dads, he pushed Bob away and the two had pretty sour relations. Cole even wanted Chris to let him know when Bob died.

Then some troll actually did call Cole to let him know Bob had passed and Cole was legitimately upset about it from what we’re told. Also just keep in mind Bob raised two very successful people that have made something of themselves. Bob was more old and neglectful and tired than outright abusive in my opinion at least. Barb on the other hand? Well supposedly she fired a gun at Cole at one point, that’s all the context we need.
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Cole did respond to Bob's death? And when you said "Upset" do you mean as in sad, or angry at being bothered?
 
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