The Cole Smithey Thread

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Oh well, at least Cole is married and seems to have a happy life with his wife and friends, Chris will never have that.
They each have what the other wants (kind of)

Cole has a loving wife that supports him financially so he can lie around all day creating content, which is what Chris wants.

Chris has enough internet fame for strangers to support his Patreon, even though he doesn't make any content, and has people literally willing to buy his garbage off eBay just so they can own something he touched, which is what Cole wants.

Yeah, Chris's internet fame is people laughing at him for being a tard, and even though Cole makes consistent content, it's mediocre and no one watches it, but I still found it interesting.
 
That article says Sam Wilson from that went on to be a member of the Wallflowers but he isn't listed on their Wikipedia page, suggesting his involvement was less than that if anything.
Looking at the Sceneroller page for The Wallflowers, it appears as it's a different band from the one with Jakob Dylan, which was founded in LA in '89, where as the other one was founded in '82 in San Diego. Looks like there's no relationship between the two. None of the listed members for either band match the other.
 
Looking at the Sceneroller page for The Wallflowers, it appears as it's a different band from the one with Jakob Dylan, which was founded in LA in '89, where as the other one was founded in '82 in San Diego. Looks like there's no relationship between the two. None of the listed members for either band match the other.

It's almost deceptive to say that then because anyone seeing "the Wallflowers" is going to assume either the Jakob Dylan vehicle or the earlier UK band.
 
They each have what the other wants (kind of)

Cole has a loving wife that supports him financially so he can lie around all day creating content, which is what Chris wants.

Chris has enough internet fame for strangers to support his Patreon, even though he doesn't make any content, and has people literally willing to buy his garbage off eBay just so they can own something he touched, which is what Cole wants.

Yeah, Chris's internet fame is people laughing at him for being a tard, and even though Cole makes consistent content, it's mediocre and no one watches it, but I still found it interesting.
Godbear was truly the first troll.
 
Cole has a new website where you can book him to play Bossa Nova music:

He also has a video of him noodling away on YouTube.


> Book Cole to play at wedding
> Request "Virgin With Rage"
 
Cole has a new website where you can book him to play Bossa Nova music:
Keep scrolling down the page...

"Bossa Nova arrived via a small clique of college friends whose socialist political views transmogrified through love songs filled with complex melodic and harmonic lines juxtaposed against a clave rhythm (think Bo Didley) and simple bass lines."

"Bossa Nova represented a youthful, utopic celebration of modernity by a middle class of energetic young leftists whose music was stunted after a US-promoted coup d'état in 1964."

This guy can't do anything without bringing his politics into play, can he?
 
Keep scrolling down the page...

"Bossa Nova arrived via a small clique of college friends whose socialist political views transmogrified through love songs filled with complex melodic and harmonic lines juxtaposed against a clave rhythm (think Bo Didley) and simple bass lines."

"Bossa Nova represented a youthful, utopic celebration of modernity by a middle class of energetic young leftists whose music was stunted after a US-promoted coup d'état in 1964."

This guy can't do anything without bringing his politics into play, can he?

I get the feeling that if you hire Cozy Cole to play your event for an hour, you can expect ten minutes of mediocre bossa nova in between two hours of political sperging and trash-talking whatever popular movies are currently playing, until you finally wrestle the mic away.
 
tbf, his most notable accomplishment is being half-brother to the pinnacle of white trash, he's probably got some sort of complex about it.

all this intellectual lefty crap is a smokescreen so you don't think his nearest blood relatives live off mcdonalds and cohabitate with feral cats
 
Keep scrolling down the page...

"Bossa Nova arrived via a small clique of college friends whose socialist political views transmogrified through love songs filled with complex melodic and harmonic lines juxtaposed against a clave rhythm (think Bo Didley) and simple bass lines."

"Bossa Nova represented a youthful, utopic celebration of modernity by a middle class of energetic young leftists whose music was stunted after a US-promoted coup d'état in 1964."

This guy can't do anything without bringing his politics into play, can he?
A lot of sucessful musicians who played Bossa Nova became less leftist after knowing evil american capitalism. Tom Jobim (the guy who made girl of Ipanema) itself mocked communists years after his youth.

By 1964 Bossa Nova was getting out from mainstream (at least in Brazil), the description given by Cole fits more another genre called MPB, which had some Bossa artists in it but the biggest names were not related at all.
 
Don't people typically hire musicians for events to play music that their guests enjoy and are familiar with? Who does this moron think is going to hire him for their party and want to hear 'Auga de Beber' or whatever? The video looks like somebody who just started taking guitar lessons 6 months ago.

It has to be a huge blow to his Royal Weston ego that his Female Soul; Lesbian Transgender brother gets so much more attention and financial gain from his manchild lifestyle. Definitely peas from the same pod though, they both want a woman to work and support them while they play with toys and make youtube videos, while somehow each seeing themselves as a really big deal.
 
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